- December 24
- Reindeer Breeder
- Sancta's Workshop
- Breed: Orange Fokker - Knows Reindeer (still) .
Renowned creator of Flying Reindeer, Herr Rude bred the first illuminated Air Deer and holds numerous copyrights and patents. he is the originator of such popular sports as Error Hockey and Rat Hockey and Hare Jitsu Herr Rude also developed and claims all legal patent, trademark, and copy rights to: Flying Pigs (Error Hogs)(air hogs)(Ehre hogs) Flying Monkeys (Error Monkeys)(Error Monkeys)( Ehre Monkeys) Flying rabbits (Error Hare)(Air Hare) (Ehre hare) and all other "Erroneous" animals derived on his patterns and patents
MY RECENT POSTS
- Swiss Hillbillies and
March 14, 2014 05:42PM
- Bitcxhin Deutsch ( Memories of
How I am Swiss/German)
March 13, 2014 12:44PM
- What's in a Name? Literalism
March 12, 2014 01:20AM
- Iko Iko ( war song)
March 06, 2014 04:45PM
- Carne Vale ( Iko Iko )
March 06, 2014 02:04AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
says you can call him anything
except late to dinner- I
my second language is Latin (
4 years ) and I can't
- “Well shoot, i was going
to start a dust-up with RW
leaping upon me
- “very interesting. I was
just getting set to sit down
RW hell for his
- “"Oh the monkey wrapped
his tail around the
March 13, 2014 12:24AM
Herr Rudolphus der Rude's Links
I detect in RW a strong odure of Grammar Nazi ( I can use that can't I ?, since me and him are both putatively German?) ( Well, actually, I don't know about him- But I'm at least as German as having a Swiss German Name ( Backed up by Solidly… Read full post »
"German" muttered under the breath when bitchin about being required to do something you don't want to do :
At what point is it
that you be understood
than that you understand
I've been watching and to an extent participating in the PW/Tom Cordle Dust up,
count me among the Bemused ( amused? confused?)
I'm not sure I'm comfortable with the Literalists being accused of believ
I'm a Bodhisattva Bouncer
In this Carnie Stripper Show
For worldly matters of the flesh
you hire a Scorpio
I offer Customer Service
In this den of sex and sin
We always aim to please you
What shape you're in
We're always glad to see you
see you come
and see you go
st… Read full post »
God Bill, you're going to have to quit telling deadpan jokes like that, I just about fell off my chair laughing!
You ( Harvey… Read full post »
One identity is too limiting...... I am a different person to each and every person I meet, and i am aware of that- each has different expectations of me, which I try to fulfil if I find the expectations noble or edifying,
Or not, if I… Read full post »
Want to put a penny in the light socket?
Sure, go ahead, try that one time
Won't do that again.
Only adults will dwell here
Kosher- Thank you for seeing the point.
“No, you're not a racist. You
just play one on the internet because you think it's funny.
I don't think you're being a racist. I think you're being an asshole.
And I think you're old enough to know better.”
I'm re posting this ( including comments) as kind of a blanket reply to comments on my "Hit don'mean Notthin" post
Read it. UNDERSTAND IT. Then let's talk.
This is a reposting of my original draft- I appologize to Doug Socks and Nanatehay for… Read full post »
post by Ron Powell.
Daddy called me “a ugly little shit.......” ( after I rolled in the litter box and lay down with my butt in his face.....) cf. ( Mommy, Daddy named… Read full post »
comment on RW005g post Prince Eugene of Savoy”
First of all. may I say that you Lie ( enchant with words
in order to put forth a story) beautifully. The matured lawyers
become/are Poets. ( Just as the matured Warriors become/are
You have the… Read full post »
If you count the tail as a leg, how many legs does a dog have? "4"-
Only a Lawyer would pose such a question, since it is his stock in trade to define words in a deceptive manner favorable to his cause. ( ie- He Lies) defining… Read full post »
Well, as a 40 year member, just turned "Lifetime" , I feel qualified to say "I am the NRA"
As a member of the NRA for 40 years, I'll be glad to tell you gratis what I tell anyone who has no experience of guns, and comes to… Read full post »
I post Indian Treacle
Am accused of posting Art
Being enlightened all the time
Makes it hard to sleep
( so much to DO!)
about no thing
NOT Moose Antlers!
Bullwinkle gargle/sing "when I calling yeeeeeeeeeeew, ewe , ewe… Read full post »
I have hidden some new "Easter Eggs" in"How to Blog Good" by tr ig *
Can You find them?
Suddenly, ......The eggs are crushed by a mammoth Lorry!!!!
They belonged to my father
I will never be able to quite fill them.......
But I wear them
in the snow
It isn't that his shoes don't "fit"
My father's feet were the same size as mine
But trying to fill his shoes
Makes me think his feet must have been… Read full post »
This began as a comment on Skypixie0's post:
and as often happens, became a post in itself
Orange Cats they are a funny race-
So, I'm doing my annual bout of Rat Hockey
(see Rat Hockey)
with… Read full post »
I am apparently not going to get anything else done until I write something about this , so here goes.
Like all of my writing projects, the conception and spirit arrives first. This “spirit' of this parable/story/tale arrived last Sunday with my pastor telling a joke about how… Read full post »
I find myself with less time to spend online these days, I find that as I spend more time in speech and conversation with my “Offline Community”, I do so at the expense of time that I would spend typing for communication with my Online Community.
We discuss many… Read full post »
Going through my annual computer cleanup rituals, I found this : I won't claim authorship, because I don't remember writing it- it was in the middle of a piece I was writing on The robotics of building a self actualizing cat, and it sounds like my style… Read full post »
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