Herr Rudolphus der Rude

Herr Rudolphus der Rude
Birthday
December 24
Title
Reindeer Breeder
Company
Sancta's Workshop
Bio
Breed: Orange Fokker - Knows Reindeer (still) . Renowned creator of Flying Reindeer, Herr Rude bred the first illuminated Air Deer and holds numerous copyrights and patents. he is the originator of such popular sports as Error Hockey and Rat Hockey and Hare Jitsu Herr Rude also developed and claims all legal patent, trademark, and copy rights to: Flying Pigs (Error Hogs)(air hogs)(Ehre hogs) Flying Monkeys (Error Monkeys)(Error Monkeys)( Ehre Monkeys) Flying rabbits (Error Hare)(Air Hare) (Ehre hare) and all other "Erroneous" animals derived on his patterns and patents

MY RECENT POSTS

Herr Rudolphus der Rude's Links

Salon.com
APRIL 16, 2014 2:49AM

Victory for Bundy?

 

"Victory for Bundy? Not exactly. Perhaps the government will now do what they should have done in the first place instead of descending on an American citizen’s property with 200 armed agents.

If the issue is monetary — Bundy not paying grazing fees — then there is absolute… Read full post »

Think of it as a labor union action.
The laborers who raise cattle for a modest living
(Millionaire?- Hell, so is ANY citizen farmer- by the way he's made to pay land taxes ( Unless he's an Agribusiness in partnership with FEDS who own the land- they buy senators for that...) and… Read full post »

 

"All of you civilians are guilty of something, we just haven't caught you yet"

                          Daryl Gates, on the Rodney King matter

 

"We know ALL  of you Tea Party Republicans and Occupy Wallstreet Liberals… Read full post »

APRIL 8, 2014 9:42AM

Over a little piece of whang!

"Whang" Arkansas Dialect(ic) = Fiber string with clay kneaded into it, such that it starts out soft, but, after being sewn into proper position, hardens and prevents the sewn spot from unravelling.

Seems like that when God separated Eve from Adam, they'uz both  left with a huge… Read full post »

APRIL 7, 2014 11:04PM

Meeting Buddha on the Road

Are you speaking as a Being or as a Volvo driver?
I find my transport is wearing out all too rapidly these days
The Hindu doctor I had up until he retired last year used to ask me every visit if I wasn't just about ready to quit trying to… Read full post »

 

PROOF THEY ONLY ATTACK TRUE MEN!

     MANS-LIFE-August-1957

 

     MANS-LIFE-May-1957

 Photos from: http://www.menspulpmags.com/

To which you better get over to and get reading to Learn to Survive the coming FEMA Apocolypse!

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I was gonna keep up with this, but hell, life intervenes, and what time I have here I'd rather spend writing stories and discussing Math/Philosophy,

The ART of Reason Catalog ( Going Out of Business Sale)

So I'll just try to give you a kwick… Read full post »

APRIL 6, 2014 11:55AM

Ankle Biters

Once there lived a Giant

( or maybe he wasn't really a Giant, maybe he was “Normal Sized' for his genetic coding structure, and it just happened that he lived in a valley filled with wee small men)

The Giant enjoyed his valley, and would daily stroll… Read full post »

 

This is a bit of an Inside Joke- to get the full implication you will have to go to:

  Keiko Thank you for your interest in such a discussion. I would have replied earl…”

and:

 “cf Wehrmacht or Luftwaffe rather than Gestapo or SS”

and "read up… Read full post »

 

 This is in response to a post by Poor Woman, and I would ask you to visit her post and watch at least enough of the SECOND video to consider the implications of it ( Yes, jesse ventura is an Idiot, but he does, in the Second video, call attention… Read full post »

APRIL 4, 2014 7:26AM

Given to prove:

There exists no such process as the generation of a random number, it is only a question of how heavily encrypted is the “Key”

 ergo:

There is no TRUE  "random" number- hence, no such thing as a "Lottery"- or "fair" selection of Jury, or for that matter

The "Scientistic"… Read full post »

APRIL 3, 2014 12:05PM

30 second disproof of Scientism

this originated as a comment to Kieko Alvarez's blog on the "Oxymoronitude" of the phrase "Christian Science"

Oxymoron of the Day - Christian Science

Funny, I'd have said "Objective Observer" is the greater oxynoron

30 second disproof of Scientism ( NB_ Not to be confused with actual… Read full post »

MARCH 28, 2014 5:10AM

Today I got Hearing AIDS

As if we needed more things to be paranoid about, now I have a cooing female voice in my ears that tells me I'm either at "comfort Mode' or "master Control"- (battery is LOW)

Undoubtedly the NSA has a GPS tracker in them, and God only knows what sorts of… Read full post »

Hoc est Corpus vs  Hocus Pocus

One or two Sundays ago, the pastor leading my worship service “bent the rules” a bit while giving communion.

I go to a contemporary service, Christian rock, street clothes, casual greetings and behavior.

In many ways, I'd prefer the traditional servic… Read full post »

MARCH 22, 2014 10:30PM

For Sale Open Salon Account

Why not?

or rather, perhaps, why would anyone buy it?

What's it “worth”?, (now that they aren't making any new ones.)

Anyone want to buy an anonymous alias from which to boost his blogs rates?

Want a spam account?

Those are 2 things we don't have to worry… Read full post »

First of all, as an ardent amateur psycho linguist, I am far more interested in taking words ( and other symbols) apart than putting them together. How you say “it” and what you mean by “it” are both important aspects of “Speech”, but as someone who's primary conc… Read full post »

I detect in RW a strong odure of Grammar Nazi ( I can use that can't I ?, since me and him are both putatively German?) ( Well, actually, I don't know about him- But I'm at least as German as having a Swiss German Name ( Backed up by Solidly… Read full post »

 

"German" muttered under the breath when bitchin about being required to do something you don't want to do :

back later 

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At what point is it
more important
that you be understood
by Others
than that you understand
your SELF

I've been watching and to an extent participating in the PW/Tom Cordle Dust up,
count me among the Bemused ( amused? confused?)

I'm not sure I'm comfortable with the Literalists being accused of believ

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MARCH 6, 2014 4:46PM

Iko Iko ( war song)

 

 


See that man all dressed in Red ?
Iko Iko an day
Betcha 5 dollah he kill you dead
Jacomo fee nah nay

See that man all dressed in Blue ?
Iko Iko an day
He gonna find a way to put it to you
Jacomo fee nah nay

See that man all dressed in
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MARCH 6, 2014 2:06AM

Carne Vale ( Iko Iko )

 

 

Carne Vale

I'm a Bodhisattva Bouncer
In this Carnie Stripper Show
For worldly matters of the flesh
you hire a Scorpio

I offer Customer Service
In this den of sex and sin
We always aim to please you
Matters not
What shape you're in

We're always glad to see you
see you come
and see you go

st… Read full post »

MARCH 4, 2014 11:09AM

Arselochen ( Judges )

God Bill, you're going to have to quit telling deadpan jokes like that, I just about fell off my chair laughing!

This is supposed to be the part where I say “ Now Harvey, settle down, first off we got to discuss the Rules"    (qv-hl)

 You ( Harvey… Read full post »

MARCH 2, 2014 9:12PM

Anonymnity and Shunning

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltmMJntSfQI

One identity is too limiting...... I am a different person to each and every person I meet, and i am aware of that- each has different expectations of me, which I try to fulfil if I find the expectations noble or edifying,

Or not, if I… Read full post »

MARCH 2, 2014 5:54PM

Childproofing the house



Want to put a penny in the light socket?
Sure, go ahead, try that one time

Won't do that again.

Soon
Only adults will dwell here