You can't make this stuff up,
so you have to know where to steal it.
Kosher precipitated this remark, by noting that I'd swiped a Tom Leher parody of the Cornell fight song- he's also responsible for the suggestion that I post it. (So, it isn't really my fault)


Salon.com
Comments
Oscar Wilde was the one I thought who supposedly retorted after someone said, "I wish I had said that!" "Don't worry, you will." Then later it was attributed to what was said to Milton Berle when he flattered a comic.
Tom Lehrer was a genius! Brilliant parodies!!!