Herr Rudolphus der Rude

Herr Rudolphus der Rude
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Reindeer Breeder
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Sancta's Workshop
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Breed: Orange Fokker - Knows Reindeer (still) . Renowned creator of Flying Reindeer, Herr Rude bred the first illuminated Air Deer and holds numerous copyrights and patents. he is the originator of such popular sports as Error Hockey and Rat Hockey and Hare Jitsu Herr Rude also developed and claims all legal patent, trademark, and copy rights to: Flying Pigs (Error Hogs)(air hogs)(Ehre hogs) Flying Monkeys (Error Monkeys)(Error Monkeys)( Ehre Monkeys) Flying rabbits (Error Hare)(Air Hare) (Ehre hare) and all other "Erroneous" animals derived on his patterns and patents

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NOVEMBER 10, 2012 6:29PM

My InSincere, UnGenerous Offer to Blue Counties

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This is not meant to be taken seriously, but it is kind of a reply to RW005g on Jonathan's post:

 

My InSincere, UnGenerous Offer to Red States

Seriously RW, I believe what Jonathan and I were engaging in was a little mindless chest beating for the sake of a few grins. However- We aren't talking about a “Southern” “Insurrection”

The COUNTY vote map is:

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Which, to me, looks a whole lot more like the US Coast vs. the Heartland.

Take Ohio ( where I live)

See the isolated blue county in the western part of the state?

That's Montgomery County, otherwise known as Dayton.

Right beside that is the county I live in. Greene. Otherwise known as Wright Patterson Air Force base. Note that it is Red. ( Deep, Deep, Red, if you want to know the exact hue)

That's because the military personnel who operate and maintain the fleet of F-22's and C-17's there, do not like being “led” by a murderous coward who seems to place pounding his chest about OSAMA IS DEAD!!!! Above the security of the people who killed Osama, (a Seal team which was targeted and many of their members killed because of the Big O”s chest thumping.)

After Benghazi, and Patreaus “Falling on his Sword” for the prez, ( Actually he was dropped on it from a fair height)

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The Military likes the prez even less ( if that were possible)

Now in the similar situation of Germany in the 1930's , the Chancellor there had an army of brown shirted thugs who actually outnumbered the Wehrrmacht. Obama hasn't yet been able to build up the DHS, TSA and SS to such levels ( Though they are stockpiling ammunition).

See the Red Counties that with the exception of the Urban areas of Toledo, Columbus, Cincinnati and Cleveland make up the rest of the Ohio? They raise Corn, Soybeans, Wheat, Beef, Hogs and Soldiers. ( Most rural Ohio counties have children who have either returned from the cities or joined the military in order to have something to eat.)

Understand, the Red counties don't need to “invade” the Blue counties, the Blue counties have nothing we need. We will gladly ship you all of our Lawyers, Politicians and, Stock Brokers. The Red Counties will just decide to cast off their chains and declare independence from the Blue counties

Louisiana citizens petition White House to 'peacefully' withdraw from US...

Sorry we can't get along. Take Care. Have a good life.

However

I would opine that, without the Red Counties to supply Food and Energy, the Blue counties are pretty far up the creek without a paddle store in sight.

Now, when Obama orders the “folks” at Wright Pat to start flying missions against the “Insurrectionists” in rural Ohio, ( Or Louisiana) how do you think they will take that?

I don't really want to find out, and neither should you.

You  can call us  the "MsUnited Reds of America"

You can be the  newly minted "Peoples Republic Of NewBosWashAngeles". You need to think real hard about “Keeping it in your  pants” when dealing with us.We don't think of you "that way" anymore.

The difference between Rape and Rapture is consent. 

 We've withdrawn ours

Let's just try hard to stay “Friends”, OK?

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""See the Red Counties that with the exception of the Urban areas of Toledo, Columbus, Cincinnati and Cleveland make up the rest of the Ohio? They raise Corn, Soybeans, Wheat, Beef, Hogs and Soldiers. ( Most rural Ohio counties have children who have either returned from the cities or joined the military in order to have something to eat.)""

.......... So, if your brand of "red" is so great, why do your kids have to join the military to get something as basic as food? seems to me that you dedicated reds ought to give some consideration to voting in YOUR OWN INTERESTS someday........

I mean, if the only way y'all can stay fed is by joining up with an outfit that invades other folks countries and bombs the hell out of them and their kids, you might just want to re-think that some, y'know?

Peace....!

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It's not that they HAVE to become soldiers, it's just that it's easier ( and less dangerous) than farming, and you don't have a chance to develop affection for the "animals" you kill. Either is more honorable than being a Lawyer or a Fed. ( Revenoor).