Tom Cordle
- Location
- Mayberry, Tennessee,
- Birthday
- June 16
- Bio
- I'm an author, singer-songwriter and seeker of truth, justice and the long-lost American Way. But the best way to find out about me is to read what I've written. There's a link to each of my posts at the bottom of this column.
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “I'm insanely jealous, of
course, and as a rule
vacations are
always too short
and…”
10:59AM - “Sounds like the plot for
a sequel: Policemen Who Stare
at
Goats”
12:53AM - “Oh, I remember it all
right; it was the end of
innocence and
the beginning of
cyn…”
12:51AM - “What to do with the
"detainees" is one more
intractable
problem left
be…”
12:44AM - “An interesting plan, but
I'm afraid it may be too late.
When
speculation
replaced…”
12:30AM
Tom Cordle's Links
- Archives
- Muslim First, American Second
- Ladies Man
- J'accuse Redux
- Canaries in a Cathouse
- Party Invitation
- Revolt of the Pitbulls
- Funked and Wagnails - A Contemporary Dictionary
- Raquel and Rush
- Children of Columbus
- The Beat Goes On
- Doctored Truth
- Connecting the Dots
- Let's Face It
- Tyranny of the Minority
- Loon River
- The Divide Comedy
- WWJD - What Would Jesus Deal
- Passing the Bucks
- Country Preacher
- Barry the Kid
- Misunderdiagnosis
- Prophesizing on Profiteering
- A Character Study
- Regarding My Absence
- God Speaks
- I Can Live With It
- Alan Greenspan: The Naked and the Dead
- Me, My. Mine
- Open Call: A Modest Proposal
- Pissin' in the Windmill
- What Lies Beneath (and lies and lies and lies)
- Wearin' O' the Green
- Love's Many Faces
- Ed McMahon Blues
- Separating Siamese Twins
- Crapitalism
- Ten Commandments Updated
- Secretary of Torture
- Standing in Need
- Our Better Angels
- Strange Bedfellows Smoking
- Healthcare Hucksters
- Grovering Government
- Socialism ≠ Social Disease
- Propaganda and Plunder
- White Crosses
- There is no virtue in being sincerely wrong
- Out of the Mouths of Babes
- A Line in the Sand
- Torture on Trial: Chuckie v. Cheney
- Sex, Lies and Visual Aids
- Supreme Court Nominee Announced
- I Could Do Without the Hand-Jobs
- Jesus, Jefferson and Jello
- Winter Soldiers, Forgotten Warriors
- Barofsky Battles Banksters
- I Was Water-Boarded
- Let Sleeping Dogs Lie
- Swimming with a Black Swan
- Torture: Principle and Practicality
- A penny for your thoughts
- Truth in Labeling
- Would I Lie To You?
- Doubting Thomas
- Homeless isn't what it use to be
- I Show Verbal Mine
- The Bleeping Dictionary
- The Persistence of Memory
- Songwriting with Seger
- A Pox Upon Our Houses
- My Love Affair with Javier Bardem
- Reality Check
- They're Gonna Put Me in the Movies
- Should I Seduce Thee with a Sonnet?
- Separated at Birth
- Enough: An Open Letter to President Obama
- Pardon My Punctuation
- Unmasking American Myths
- Weekend at Bernie Madoff's
- Dumb. Baby, Dumb
- Goodbye, Cool Hand
- Ponzinomics
- Pinnacle of Failure
- A Bridge Too Far
- Plumbing the Depths
- A Certain Smile
- Dress for Excess
- Wisdom of Wolves
- R.I.P.
- Amazing Grace
- Tears of Joy and Sorrow
- Twelve Labors of Obama
- Sexier than Turdblossom
- I'm Not Here
- The Wall
- W Does Nashville
- Pilgrims, Playboy and Porn
- Sorry, Joan Walsh, You're Wrong
- 101 Words on Eternity
- Everybody Dies Too Soon
- Nasty Note to Bring Big Bucks
- World of Wordcraft
- Defecating Duck
- Jesus, Robin Hood and Marx
- The Politics of Experience
- Where Ignorance is Bliss
- Shanghaiku
- Johnny, We Hardly Know Ya
- Scandalous, Magnanimous, Jebiculous
- Weenie Caught In Zipper
- Up A Malaisey River
- Bring Back the Draft
- The Secret - My Own Private Ohio
- In Praise of a Desperate Man
- Constitutional Amendment
- A Contemporary Christmas Carol
- The Catcher in the Wry
- Forget Cake Eat More Pie
- The Joy of Masturbation
- How Can 59,934,814 People Be So Dumb
- The Solace of Solstice
- The Kool-Aid Acid Test Redux
- A Modest Proposal
- No Country for Old Cliches
- 25 Things I Swore I'd Never Tell
- Of Ants and Men
- The Silent Scream of Sparrows
- Non-Violent Insistence, Anyone?
- One Hundred Words On My Favorite Subject
- Mourning in America
- A Cock-Eyed Optimist
- Smilin' Bob Exposed
- Poetic Justice
- The Problem With Love
- Are You Nuts
- But Wait - There's More
- When Fools Think Themselves Wise
- Devolution of Democracy
- A Fitting Tribute to G.W. Bush
- Dreams Don't Die
- Bush Blows Off Pardons
- You're not who you think you are
- Less than Lincoln
- George W. Bush, You're No Harry Truman
- Congress' Copulating Clowns
- Blago and G-Blog Done With Whoring
- Blogwhore Blues - A Song for OS
- Big Boys Don't Cry
- The day the music died
- How I Lost My Innocence
- Please Read and Please Watch
- Motel Sex
- I'll Sleep With You When I Am Dead
- The Coldest Spot In Hell
- I Love Chocolate
- Sundays with Schopenhauer
- My Favorite Flicks
- Resurrecting Rourke
- Balancing the Ledger
- Bobby Jindal - A Mass of Contradictions
- Died For Love
- Bringing Up the Rear
- Mac McAnally-Working Class Hero
- Mind If I Shit In Your Lap?
- Quantum Theory of Love
- Stem Cells and Sophie's Choice
- New list
- No links in this category.
Sundays with Schopenhauer II
“God is dead … and we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us?” Friedrich Nietzsche… Read full post »
Aborted Logic
Does
your legislator kill babies? For decades, conservatives have denied
prenatal care to poor women; as a consequence, millions of babies
have died or been born with debilitating birth defects.
Now these conservatives are about to perform another abortion. By clinging to their hypocritical… Read full post »
Muslim First, American Second
The massacre at
Fort Hood, like the massacre at Virginia Tech, has
left many people dumb-founded. It was shocking when it happened on
a college campus, but it is almost beyond belief that it could
happen on a well-guarded military base. This tragedy reminds yet
again that there is no… Read full post »
Ladies Man
Macho men
are monsters, a very fickle breed
Prone to primal urges and to infantile needs
Elemental egos, a medieval mind to match
Desperate for attention and a woman’s cloying
…
Snatching up
a woman for a momentary fling
Insinuating succor – but providing only sting
In case of impreg… Read full post »
J’accuse Redux
"Mr.
President,
Would you allow me to show my concern for your well-earned prestigious reputation and to point out that your star, which until now has shown so brightly, risks being dimmed by the most shameful and indelible of stains?
Unscathed by vile slander, you have won… Read full post »
Canaries in a Cathouse
Not so long ago, miners carried a canary with them into the mines; if it died from toxic fumes, they knew it was time to get out. That same sad practice continues, only the canaries are the 50,000 or so people who die every year in the black holes of the… Read full post »
Party Invitation
In my previous post Revolt of the Pitbulls, I lamented the decline and possible fall of the Republican Party. Having invited in a Trojan horse filled with religious warriors on the Rabid Right who would rather commit seppuku than compromise on core values, the Republican Party seems headed for politi… Read full post »
Revolt of the Pitbulls

Alas, Republicans have become like one of their favorite whipping boys, the French – they lost their own revolution. Not so long ago, they broadened the party to include even Reagan Democrats. But it wasn’t inviting people to the left that caused Republican woes; it was selling-o… Read full post »
Funked and Wagnails - A Contemporary Dictionary
In previous lamentations in this outpost of semi-literacy and semi-civility, I coined a few terms I felt were essential to an understanding of the changing nature of life in the 21st Century, a time when political skullduggery and financial thievery has devolved to depths not witnessed since the gild… Read full post »
Raquel and Rush - A Love Story
Raquel Welch and Rush
Limbaugh – it's a love story, but it's certainly not one made
in heaven. They're in love, all right, but only with
themselves – though in Rush's case the
line between self-love and self-loathing may be a bit
blurry.
But to hear them tell it,… Read full post »
Children of Columbus
I
wasted a
trip to the post office today, and all the way home I fumed as I do
every Columbus Day. Why do we celebrate Columbus Day?
I suppose it was originally a sop to Italian-Americans. But if I were an Italian-American, I’d be insulted. Why not Leonardo da… Read full post »
The Beat Goes On
In my post Connecting the Dots, I lamented the fact that so many fail to see the connection between evils like banketeering and insuragency. No, those aren’t misspellings; racketeering by bankers and terrorism by insurers are the result of one and the same thing: greed.
In his post Notes… Read full post »
Doctored Truth
I
seldom pass along chain-mails, but this one I couldn’t
resist. It purports to be an interview with a Chinese doctor about
nutrition and exercise:
Q: Does cardiovascular exercise prolong life?
A: No, only seem longer. Heart only good for so many beats,… Read full post »
Connecting the Dots
One
reason government of the people, by the people and for the people
is perishing from this earth is the people's failure to connect the
dots. As Aristotle pointed out, connecting the dots is more art
than science, but it is rapidly becoming a lost art.… Read full post »
Let’s Face It
The face of Thomas Jefferson must have been filled with a kind of ecstatic joy as he sat at his desk, quill in hand, writing the words that declared a people free from a dictatorial system that robbed them of their rights and their wealth. Would that he was with us… Read full post »
Tyranny of the Minority
The debate – some would say debacle – in the Senate Finance Committee over including a public option as part of healthcare reform seems to confirm the old adage that sheep in Montana have more representation than people in California.
Polls consistently show a substantial majority of Ame… Read full post »
Loon River
Apparently, The Sixties
were harder on crooner Andy Williams than anyone realized. The
singer may have appeared mellow on the outside, but he appears to
have suffered some sort of permanent psychological damage when his
former wife Claudine Longet deserted him for skier Spider
Sabich.
Wha… Read full post »
The Divide Comedy
King Liar, played by Max Buttkiss
An incompetent usurper who sells out his subjects but is so fearful of having his perfidy exposed he mutters in an all but unintelligible mumble in which every other word seems to be missing
Cornass, played by Gnarls Crassley… Read full post »
WWJD - What Would Jesus Deal?
Recently, several seemingly intelligent people have attempted to explain away the great and growing gap between the haves and have-nots in this country, and the disconnect between that gap and the claim that America is the most Christian of nations, by resorting to the Prosperity Gospel, a corruption… Read full post »
Passing the Bucks
Some people say they’re sick and tired of talk about healthcare reform. Too bad – because that’s exactly what those with very vested interests in the outcome are counting on – the pitiful attention span of a majority of the American public.
Too busy watching Desperate Hous… Read full post »
Country Preacher
I just lost a dear friend, a man who meant a lot to me over the last ten years. That may not seem like such a long time, but we had the kind of friendship that forms at first meeting, a platonic love at first sight that grows quickly as both… Read full post »
Barry the Kid
Talk in Washington these days has turned from reforming
healthcare to regulating the insurance industry. But after Enron,
AIG, Bernie Madoff, et al, people can be forgiven for being
skeptical about regulation.
Some argue our present woes were caused by regulators who didn’t believe in r… Read full post »
Misunderdiagnosis
Okay,
it’s official I’m pissed. Many here, including
Cap’n Parrotdead and some well-intended commenters on his
post, say they’re tired of all the whining about healthcare
reform. Channeling Spiro T. Agnew, the good Cap'n called
those of us who continue to speak… Read full post »
Prophesizing On Profiteering
It is
written that a prophet is least honored in his own country. Even
Jesus was run out of his hometown – so why is a fool like me
prophesizing on a blog like this? Simple – it is also written that
fools rush in where angels fear to tread.… Read full post »
A Character Study
In
his recent address, President Obama delivered his position
on healthcare
reform and the
controversy surrounding it in the strongest terms yet. He chided
the children among us, the so-called adults fearful of all that is
new – even when it is necessary and in their best interest
&ndas… Read full post »
Updates
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Hooters Effect Brings Profits to Struggling Businesses
-
Borscht Belt Memories (And 20 Classic One-Liners)
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Sunday Night Before Thanksgiving
-
Will the Real ACLU Please Stand Up?
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The Battle Over Higher Education in California
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My Mad Men Memories of the JFK Assassination
-
A Grim Anniversary
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May I Have Your Attention: The President Has Been Shot
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