Tom Cordle
- Location
- Mayberry, Tennessee,
- Birthday
- June 16
- Bio
- I'm an author, singer-songwriter and seeker of truth, justice and the long-lost American Way. But the best way to find out about me is to read what I've written. There's a link to each of my posts at the bottom of this column.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Now Appearing
July 19, 2010 01:54AM - Tone-Deaf Tony: My interview
with Tony Hayward
June 19, 2010 03:24PM - Shill, Baby, Shill
June 17, 2010 04:49PM - Time
May 22, 2010 02:02PM - Got Live If You Want It
May 16, 2010 03:04PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Thank goodness the only
thing seriously hurt was your
car.
It's amazing any of
us…”
11:13AM - “Tennessee is last in the
nation in percentage of
college
graduates. Education
ge…”
11:06AM - “Mock the Brits all you
want, but at least their
"royalty" has
a
little…”
July 29, 2010 01:33AM - “Women have been renting
body parts for a VERY long
time --
that's why it's
called…”
July 29, 2010 01:27AM - “Tone-Deaf Tony has
become the poster child for
all that's
wrong with
Anglo-Americ…”
July 29, 2010 01:23AM
Tom Cordle's Links
- Archives
- Now Appearing
- Tone-Deaf Tony: My Interview with Tony Hayward
- Shill, Baby, Shill
- Time
- Got Live If You Want It
- Momma's Prayers
- I'm A Junkie
- My Life in Three Very Short Sentences
- IBG-YBG
- A Word to the Right
- Decalogue
- "FIRE!"
- Radio/Rodeo Clown
- Plagiarizing With Impunity
- Lessons Unlearned
- A Tale of Two Teddy's
- Wall Street Blues
- The Pretender at Seventeen
- A Regressive Exposes Himself
- Guns and Butter
- A 21st Century Political Dictionary
- Bayhing Time
- French Kiss
- Obama Fouls Out
- I Thought You Would Be Beautiful
- Hold 'Em
- Altered Aphorisms
- Casa de los Baptists
- Just Say No
- Apples and Oranges
- Courage
- Rebutting the Rebuttal
- Sneak Preview SOTU
- The Satanic Curses
- Plato, Paul, Peter and Palin
- Trainspotting
- Unjust Business As Usual
- Tom Cordle Exposed
- Malice in Wonderland
- Sleeping Buddha, Schlepping Brit
- For Those Who Have Ears To Hear
- My Final Post
- My Top Ten List
- Bah Humbug!
- Under the Influence
- Twenty Million Thank You's
- Sundays with Schopenhauer II
- Aborted Logic
- Muslim First, American Second
- Ladies Man
- J'accuse Redux
- Canaries in a Cathouse
- Party Invitation
- Revolt of the Pitbulls
- Raquel and Rush
- Children of Columbus
- The Beat Goes On
- Doctored Truth
- Connecting the Dots
- Let's Face It
- Tyranny of the Minority
- Loon River
- The Divide Comedy
- WWJD - What Would Jesus Deal
- Passing the Bucks
- Country Preacher
- Barry the Kid
- Misunderdiagnosis
- Prophesizing on Profiteering
- A Character Study
- Regarding My Absence
- God Speaks
- I Can Live With It
- Alan Greenspan: The Naked and the Dead
- Me, My. Mine
- Open Call: A Modest Proposal
- Pissin' in the Windmill
- What Lies Beneath (and lies and lies and lies)
- Wearin' O' the Green
- Love's Many Faces
- Ed McMahon Blues
- Separating Siamese Twins
- Crapitalism
- Ten Commandments Updated
- Secretary of Torture
- Standing in Need
- Our Better Angels
- Strange Bedfellows Smoking
- Healthcare Hucksters
- Grovering Government
- Socialism ≠ Social Disease
- Propaganda and Plunder
- White Crosses
- There is no virtue in being sincerely wrong
- Out of the Mouths of Babes
- A Line in the Sand
- Torture on Trial: Chuckie v. Cheney
- Sex, Lies and Visual Aids
- Supreme Court Nominee Announced
- I Could Do Without the Hand-Jobs
- Jesus, Jefferson and Jello
- Winter Soldiers, Forgotten Warriors
- Barofsky Battles Banksters
- I Was Water-Boarded
- Let Sleeping Dogs Lie
- Swimming with a Black Swan
- Torture: Principle and Practicality
- A penny for your thoughts
- Truth in Labeling
- Would I Lie To You?
- Doubting Thomas
- Homeless isn't what it use to be
- I Show Verbal Mine
- The Bleeping Dictionary
- The Persistence of Memory
- Songwriting with Seger
- A Pox Upon Our Houses
- My Love Affair with Javier Bardem
- Reality Check
- They're Gonna Put Me in the Movies
- Shall I Seduce Thee with a Sonnet?
- Separated at Birth
- Enough: An Open Letter to President Obama
- Pardon My Punctuation
- Unmasking American Myths
- Weekend at Bernie Madoff's
- Dumb. Baby, Dumb
- Goodbye, Cool Hand
- Ponzinomics
- Pinnacle of Failure
- A Bridge Too Far
- Plumbing the Depths
- A Certain Smile
- Dress for Excess
- Wisdom of Wolves
- R.I.P.
- Amazing Grace
- Tears of Joy and Sorrow
- Twelve Labors of Obama
- Sexier than Turdblossom
- I'm Not Here
- The Wall
- W Does Nashville
- Pilgrims, Playboy and Porn
- Sorry, Joan Walsh, You're Wrong
- 101 Words on Eternity
- Everybody Dies Too Soon
- Nasty Note to Bring Big Bucks
- World of Wordcraft
- Defecating Duck
- Jesus, Robin Hood and Marx
- The Politics of Experience
- Where Ignorance is Bliss
- Shanghaiku
- Johnny, We Hardly Know Ya
- Scandalous, Magnanimous, Jebiculous
- Weenie Caught In Zipper
- Up A Malaisey River
- Bring Back the Draft
- The Secret - My Own Private Ohio
- In Praise of a Desperate Man
- Constitutional Amendment
- A Contemporary Christmas Carol
- The Catcher in the Wry
- Forget Cake Eat More Pie
- The Joy of Masturbation
- How Can 59,934,814 People Be So Dumb
- The Solace of Solstice
- The Kool-Aid Acid Test Redux
- A Modest Proposal
- No Country for Old Cliches
- 25 Things I Swore I'd Never Tell
- Of Ants and Men
- The Silent Scream of Sparrows
- Non-Violent Insistence, Anyone?
- One Hundred Words On My Favorite Subject
- Mourning in America
- A Cock-Eyed Optimist
- Smilin' Bob Exposed
- Poetic Justice
- The Problem With Love
- Are You Nuts
- But Wait - There's More
- When Fools Think Themselves Wise
- Devolution of Democracy
- A Fitting Tribute to G.W. Bush
- Dreams Don't Die
- Bush Blows Off Pardons
- You're not who you think you are
- Less than Lincoln
- George W. Bush, You're No Harry Truman
- Congress' Copulating Clowns
- Blago and G-Blog Done With Whoring
- Blogwhore Blues - A Song for OS
- Big Boys Don't Cry
- The day the music died
- How I Lost My Innocence
- Please Read and Please Watch
- Motel Sex
- I'll Sleep With You When I Am Dead
- The Coldest Spot In Hell
- I Love Chocolate
- Sundays with Schopenhauer
- My Favorite Flicks
- Resurrecting Rourke
- Balancing the Ledger
- Bobby Jindal - A Mass of Contradictions
- Died For Love
- Bringing Up the Rear
- Mac McAnally-Working Class Hero
- Mind If I Shit In Your Lap?
- Quantum Theory of Love
- Stem Cells and Sophie's Choice
- New list
- No links in this category.
Now Appearing
I’ve been MIA here of late due to the constraints of my real life. That includes preparing for an upcoming concert entitled Self-Portrait, A Musical Memoir. I'll be reminiscing and performing a number of original songs with a group of very talented musicians.
The concert is at the Dogwood… Read full post »
Tone-Deaf Tony: My interview with Tony Hayward
Cordle: Mr. Hayward, first let me say, I respect the fact you’ve consented to this interview.
Hayward: I'm here today because I have a responsibility to the American people to respond to this terrible accident.
Cordle: I know this is a difficult time for you… Read full post »
Meet
Congressman Joe Barton, drilling tool. Joe has a long and sordid
history as an energy industry lackey and apologist. Like a lot of
bought-and-paid-for Texas politicians, he is a
very vocal proponent of the “Drill, Baby, Drill”
delusion.
But today Oilcan Barton exposed him… Read full post »
Time

Time has
left me old
Seducing my synapses
The center cannot hold
And everything collapses
Muscles atrophy
Cells morph into cancer
To be or not to be?
Still looking for an answer
For questions such as these
That have no rhyme or reason
Ecclesiastes
To everything a season… Read full post »
Got Live If You Want It
Memories are a wonderful thing; some days they’re the only thing you have going for you. Today is one of those days, but that’s another story. Right now I’d like to share some joy instead of some misery – there’s already way too much misery in this world. Herewith, then,… Read full post »
Momma's Prayers
The road is
hard, the road is long
So many turns where I went wrong
But when my faith is not that strong
I hear an old familiar song
Momma’s prayers,
momma’s tears
Momma’s hopes and momma’s fears
Momma’s dreams for her little man
And so I do the… Read full post »
I'm A Junkie
My name’s Tom, and I’m a junkie. Like millions of Americans, I am addicted to the new opiate of the masses – television. But I don’t settle for low-grade street smack – no Desperate Housewives of Orange County/New Jersey/Mayberry – no American Idle – no Last… Read full post »
IBG-YBG
It’s complicated. That’s the smokescreen thrown up to explain away the financial crisis. It’s a lie.
No doubt, financial instruments like “Synthetic CDO’s” are complicated, but they were made deliberately so in order to fool even sophisticated investors like p… Read full post »
A Word to the Right
Dear
_____________,
You ask why I stopped communicating with you. I should – but I can’t – resist the temptation to riff on the old saw “a word to the wise is sufficient”. Apparently, tens of thousands of my words weren’t sufficient to make you see the light. Then… Read full post »
Decalogue
I've never
been good at following orders, and I could never limit myself to my
ten most influential books, but here’s a baker's dozen that
did influence me:
- Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance – musing and cruising with Robert Pirsig, … Read full post »
“FIRE!”
We
the people are fired-up. The air is filled with toxic and hateful
speech. Some seem to believe they have an absolute right to say
whatever, whenever and wherever they please. They are
wrong.
Long ago, the courts ruled there is no right to yell “Fire!”… Read full post »
Radio/Rodeo Clown
“Hello, Real
Americans, this is Rash Limpbone, and you’re listening to the
Rash Limpbone Show, where we give you all the news that isn’t
fit for the communist Liberal Media to print.
First of all, I’d like to extend my condolences to America. With the passage of… Read full post »
Plagiarizing with Impunity
Alas, yet again, these static-filled airwaves are redolent with noxious fumes and clouded by a dust-storm to rival those that plagued the Great Plains in the Thirties. It’s tempting to say this tempest in a teapot is full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. But there is a serious question be… Read full post »
Lessons Unlearned
“When will they ever learn, when will they ever learn”
From “Where Have All
the Flowers Gone”, a Sixties anthem adapted by Pete Seeger
from a Ukrainian
folk song "Tovchu, Tovchu Mak"
I
survived The Sixties, and since I avoided the
drug-filled purple haze that turned… Read full post »
A Tale of Two Teddys
Something touched me
deep inside the day the music died
Don Mclean -- American Pie
No one
knows the day the music died in Washington – that’s because it
didn't so much die as fade away. Now political hacks clumsily dance
to a very different, very discordant tune called… Read full post » Wall Street Blues
Up on Wall
Street
The money men meet
And divide up their ill-gotten gain
Masters of greed
Conspire to bleed
The last dime from a vast daisy chain
The Invisible Hand
With a nod to Ayn Rand
The gospel according to thieves
Morals and rules
Are for losers and fools
It's appalling what a fool believes
Cap’ta… Read full post »
The Pretender at Seventeen
What would I
tell myself if I could talk to myself at
seventeen? I could say a lot of things that
might save me from a lot of trouble. But I doubt it would do any
good; I didn't listen much back when I knew it all.
At seventeen,… Read full post »
A Regressive Exposes Himself
Like the President, I try and try to find some middle ground, some way to reconcile my views with those on the other side of the Great Divide. But again and again, I find myself apalled at what conservatives espouse these days, and I find myself aghast at what they do.… Read full post »
Guns and Butter – A Very Brief History of the 20th Century
“Speak loudly and carry a very big gun.” Teddy Roosevelt
“How dare they call me Butterball!!” William Howard Taft
“Methinks I hear the guns of August.” Woodrow Wilson
“The butter’s right there next to the teapot.”… Read full post »
Bayhing Time
Senator Evan Bayh’s decision not to seek re-election has sent the political world atwitter – literally. His stated reason for leaving is that he’s tired of Washington’s fruitless gutter (my word, not his) politics. Hard to argue with that assessment – but skeptics can be… Read full post »
French Kiss
Amour
walked out the
door
She didn’t say good-bye
She just slowly disappeared
I still am not sure why
Joie
was right
behind
She left me … laid me low
She was such a fickle thing
But I never thought she’d go
Espoir
was next to
leave
She said I had no class
It… Read full post »
Obama Fouls Out
President Obama has been severely criticized – and rightly so – for remarks he made justifying multi-million dollar bonuses paid to executives of financial institutions that only a short time ago were getting taxpayer-financed bail-outs. I’m betting his remarks didn’t come fr… Read full post »
Open Call: Valentine Poem
I Thought You Would
Be Beautiful
I thought you would be
beautiful ...
When first I heard your voice
Sweet and dark like honey in tea
And I could not wait to meet
I thought you would be
beautiful ...
When first I looked into your eyes
I fell ... at… Read full post »
Hold 'Em
Pundits like to refer
to Washington’s
way of doing business as sausage-making, but that’s an insult
to sausage and pigs. Pigs don’t gamble with the
country’s future, but legislators do.
Senator Richard Shelby has gone all in, making a desperate bet he can force Cong… Read full post »
Tom Cordle's Favorites
Updates
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Are You a Child or a Fluke of the Universe?
-
Chris Hedges Speaks, Take A Look.
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Some Cubes Recalled - Not For Being Ugly
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Robert Gates' Missing NY Times Editorial
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Nofer trunnions & Technical Gibberish (ROFLMAO)
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Tennessee's Answer to Alvin Greene
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I Totaled My Car This Week (Don’t Try This At Home)
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US Turns to Alumni Officers in Hunt for bin Laden
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