I've been bashing-out my brains here since September, 2008. Feel free to dig up bones in my backyard, all titles clickable. Thanks, Tom
Disappeared
Lost in Translation
Where's Tom?
Paul Revere's Ride Revised
Original Sin
Huckabee Youth
A History of God
Show Some Restraint
Twilight of Trump
Lend Me An Ear
Third-Party-Poopers
The Appalling Ignorance of Bobby Ghosh
God, Man and Singularity
Cognito Ergo Sum
Fallacio
Courage and Contentment
Drowning in Vomit
Hoping for a Miracle
Khadaffi Hiding-Out in Georgia
What's Happening?
Letter from My Father
All Atwitter
Popping Off
Breaking News – OS Buys AARP
Confederate President of the United States
Mourning in America - The Great Prevaricator
Rebutting Heads
Fifteen Reasons I'm Sorry
The Power of Prayer
If Wishes Were Horses
Healthcare Hell
Thank You
The Winter of Our Discontent
The Great Compromise
Deeply Disappointed
Excerpts from Deception Points
Book 'Em
Scum of the Earth
The Center Cannot Hold
The World According to Georpe
Bully For You
Four-Letter Word Revised
Four-Letter Word
Teapot to Despot
The Twelve Labors of Barackules
The Eggstacy and the Eggony
Faith
Oedipus Wrecks
Moneterrorism
The Joy of Masturbation
Too Cool Hand
Root Hog Or Die
That's That
Real Radical
Redeeming Race
The Forty-One-Year-Old Virgin
The Blind Man and the Elephant
Tea O'D
What, Me Worry? You Betcha.
Aristotle Begs to Differ
Monty Python, Moron Preacher
Small World
There’s Never Enough
Beck to the Future
Glen Beck is Right
Now Appearing
Tone-Deaf Tony: My interview with Tony Hayward
Shill, Baby, Shill
Time
Got Live If You Want It
Momma's Prayers
I'm A Junkie
My Life in Three Very Short Sentences
IBG-YBG
A Word to the Right
Decalogue
“FIRE!”
Radio/Rodeo Clown
Plagiarizing with Impunity
Lessons Unlearned
A Tale of Two Teddys
Wall Street Blues
The Pretender at Seventeen
A Regressive Exposes Himself
Guns and Butter – A Very Brief History of the 20th Century
Bayhing Time
French Kiss
Obama Fouls Out
I Thought You Would Be Beautiful
Hold 'Em
Altered Aphorisms
Casa de los Baptists
Just Say No
Apples and Oranges
Courage
Rebutting the Rebuttal
Sneak Preview of State of Union Speech
The Satanic Curses
Plato, Paul, Peter and Palin
Trainspotting
Unjust Business As Usual
Exposing Myself
Malice in Wonderland
Sleeping Buddha, Schlepping Brit
For Those Who Have Ears To Hear
My Final Post
My Top Ten List
Bah Humbug!
Under the Influence
Twenty Million Thank You's
Sundays with Schopenhauer II
Aborted Logic
Muslim First, American Second
Ladies Man
J’accuse Redux
Canaries in a Cathouse
Party Invitation
Revolt of the Pitbulls
A 21st Century Political Dictionary
Raquel and Rush - A Love Story
Children of Columbus
The Beat Goes On
Doctored Truth
Connecting the Dots
Let’s Face It
Tyranny of the Minority
Loon River
The Divide Comedy
WWJD - What Would Jesus Deal?
Passing the Bucks
Country Preacher
Barry the Kid
Misunderdiagnosis
Prophesizing On Profiteering
A Character Study
Regarding My Absence
God Speaks
I Can Live With It
Me, My, Mine
Open Call: A Modest Proposal
Pissin’ in the Windmill
What Lies Beneath (and lies and lies and lies)
Wearin’ o’ the Green
Love’s Many Faces
Ed McMahon Blues
Separating Siamese Twins
Crapitalism
Ten Commandments Updated
Secretary of Torture
Standing in Need
Our Better Angels
Strange Bedfellows Smoking
Healthcare Hucksters
Grovering Government
Socialism ≠ Social Disease
White Crosses
Propaganda and Plunder
There is no virtue in being sincerely wrong
Out of the Mouths of Babes
A Line in the Sand
Torture on Trial: Chuckie v. Cheney
Sex, Lies and Visual-Aids
Supreme Court Nominee Announced
I Could Do Without the Hand-Jobs, Ladies
What is Truth?
Winter Soldiers, Forgetten Warriors
Barofsky Battles Banksters
I Was Water-Boarded
Let Sleepin’ Dogs Lie
Swimming with a Black Swan
Torture: Principle and Practicality
A penny for your thoughts
Haiku for hungry lovers
Truth in Labeling
Would I Lie To You?
Doubting Thomas
Homeless isn't what it use to be
I Show Verbal Mine -Virtual Nudity
The Bleeping Dictionary (With Nudity)
The Persistence of Memory
Songwriting with Seger
A Pox Upon Our Houses
My Love Affair with Javier Bardem
Reality Check
They’re Gonna Put Me in the Movies
Shall I Seduce Thee with a Sonnet?
Separated at Birth
Ponzinomics Redux
Enough: An open letter to President Obama
Pardon My Punctuation
The Cowboy Way
Weekend at Bernie Madoff’s
Stem Cells and Sophie's Choice
The Quantum Theory of Love
Mind If I Shit In Your Lap?
Mac McAnally – A Working Class Hero
Bringing Up The Rear
Died For Love
Bobby Jindal – A Mass of Contradictions
Balancing the Ledger
Resurrecting Rourke
My Favorite Flicks
Sundays with Schopenhauer
I Love Chocolate
I’ll Sleep With You When I Am Dead
Motel Sex
Please Read and Please Watch
How I Lost My Innocence
The day the music died
Big Boys Don’t Cry
Blogwhore Blues - A Song for OS
Blago and G-Blog Done With Whoring
Congress’ Copulating Clowns
The Coldest Spot In Hell
George W. Bush, You're No Harry Truman
Less than Lincoln
You’re not who you think you are
Bush Blows Off Pardons
Dreams Don’t Die
A Fitting Tribute to G.W. Bush
Devolution of Democracy
When Fools Think Themselves Wise
BUT WAIT!!!!! THERE'S MORE!!!
Are You Nuts?
The Problem With Love
Poetic Justice
Smilin' Bob Exposed
A Cock-Eyed Optimist
Mourning in America - Fiction Becomes Reality
One Hundred Words On My Favorite Subject
Nonviolent Insistence, Anyone?
The Silent Scream of Sparrows
Of Ants and Men
25 Things I Swore I'd Never Tell
The Kool-Aid Acid Test Redux
No Country for Old Cliches
How Can 59,934,814 People Be So Dumb?
Forget Cake Eat More Pie
The Catcher in the Wry - by G.W. Malingerer
The Joy of Masturbation
A Contemporary Christmas Carol
The Solace of Solstice
Proposed Amendment to The Constitution
In Praise of a Desperate Man
The Secret – My Own Private Ohio
Bring Back the Draft
Up A Malaisey River
Worse Than A Weenie Caught In A Zipper
Scandalous, Magnanimous, Jebiculous
Jesus Christ, Robin Hood and Karl Marx
Diseased Duck Defecates On Doleful Decade
Open Salon aka World of Wordcraft
Everybody Dies Too Soon
Nasty Note to Bring Big Bucks
101 Words on Eternity
Sorry, Joan Walsh, You’re Wrong
Pilgrims, Playboy and Porn
Alan Greenspan: The Naked and the Dead
W Does Nashville
Veterans Day Tribute
I'm Not Here
The Sexiest Man Alive is not Turdblossom
The Twelve Labors of Obama
Tears of Joy and Sorrow
Amazing Grace
R.I.P.
The Wisdom of Wolves
A Modest Proposal
Dress for Excess
A Certain Smile
Plumbing the Depths
Where Ignorance is Bliss
Johnny We Hardly Know Ya
The Pinnacle of Failure
Shanghaiku
A Bridge Too Far
Ponzinomics
Can the Leper Change His Spots?
Goodbye Cool Hand
Dumb, Baby, Dumb
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Comments
than "my back pages"....
glad you have rejuveniled yrself to the point
of ah i was so much older than
i'm
younger than that now,
and wish you the best of luck in a total fuckin anarchy
in america for the next few days/weeks
hopefully months.
cogito? god & lately, man.
ergo? singularity//
sum=anarchy of the psyche.
The pump still works, but some vandal took the handle
But I like this indexing post idea.
Rated for all the effort put in.
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War creates peace as`
Warmongers "hate" a`
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Lover who no do wars `
or`
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No allow 'strife' to reign.
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I may have not been clear?
*
War creates peace like hate
produces love and harmony.
*
What's is the no-cigarette post?
That 'ought' to be read frequently.
Reading @ Open Salon makes folks`
Rush-out to buy a bunch of Dominican's
Republics ~ hand-rolled Cigars Tonight!
Good Night.
Cultivates
Thanks for cluing me in, they should work fine now.
Here's a couple of my anti-smoking posts:
Mind if I Shit in Your Lap?
The Winter of Our Discontent
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you are the mighty Vandal , ancient warrior of Germania,
who took the handle...the handle on cb radio, the handling of
the ham-fed,
the
hamburger circus, etc.
didnt you see "the eagle", which was based on mythopoetic fact?
throw ts eliot, pruny catholic prude,
and ezra pound, putting on lbs sitting there
with his anti -semitic comments pouring flawlessly
into anti muslim
monologue.
throw the bums out!
SHUTDOWN THE WATCHTOWER NOW!
princes keep the view,
but they are being enticed by barefooot ladies
gaining courage and lotsa estrogen.
I think I'd prefer to lay across my big brass bed with mi'lady
also "she belongs to Me":
"you are a walking antique".
plus she gave me shelter from the storm in another
(pre shutdown)
lifetime, with flowers in her hair,
then morphed me into a "ballad of mr thin man" ballad..
Like: handing me a bone
and asking how it feeeeellllllllllls
to be such a freak...
ah, it aint me babe
etc
Thanks
Trig
Jeez, you read almost as fast as I write
ChiGuy
Yeah, I'm not as good as I once was, but I am as good once ... I forget the rest.
were going on about ginsberg,
tonite it's dylan and tomorrow
it's probably gonna be cordle.
my how the worm turns.
just like the world does, only squirmier & wetter.
Big backyard, and I've got a problem with gophers. Things there don't seem nearly so sold upon a reread
James
I'm a Ferlinghetti fan myself
Trilogy
Well, that's quite an impressive compliment
Indeed, you have, and I thank you for it
Robin
Yes, I've enjoyed the trip -- your actual mileage may vary
Ron
Holy shit? Is that anyone for a man of the cloth to speak? Or is that part of the new catechism?
In typical American fashion, I'm hoping to make up in quantity what I lack in quality
Padraig
Maybe Norwonk can put in a good word with the Nobel committee