Tom Cordle

Tom Cordle
Beeffee, Tennessee, CSA
June 16
There is your truth ... there is my truth ... and there is everything between. That leads to the better question: Is there an Everlasting Truth? I submit there is only the Everlasting Quest for the truth. __________________________________ I believe that in essence We are God. That is to say, humankind, for all it's faults, has power over Good and Evil. As the Eden Tale intimates, humans alone, in all Creation, have "eaten" from the the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil; and thus humans alone, in all Creation, have the ability and responsibility to choose between the two. Thus, each of us is in essence a god, and the Sum of us, through all generations past, present and future is God. By those choices, we are the creators of what was, what is and what will be. And by those choices, we, collectively, choose whether to exist here and now in the Kingdom of Heaven or in a Living Hell. _________________________________ "I prefer to be true to myself, even at the hazard of incurring the ridicule of others, rather than to be false, and incur my own abhorrence." Frederick Douglass _________________________________ "You can't pull yourself up by your bootstraps if you don't have any boots, and you can't put yourself in another's shoes -- you can't even try on their socks." Soulofhawk _________________________________ "I prefer silent vice to ostentatious virtue." Albert Einstein _________________________________ Only in silence can your hear the voice of God." Soulofhawk ____________________________________ "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." Martin Luther King, Jr" ____________________________________ "Racists can hide in the closet, but the smell usually gives them away." Soulofhawk _________________________________ "Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." Mark Twain ____________________________ "When we are young, Death comes as an unwelcome stranger; but as we get nearer the end of our own too-often rocky road, he comes more and more to resemble a long, lost acquaintance." Soulofhawk ____________________________________ “When monetary gain is involved, mans capacity for self-delusion is infinite.” Lord Byron _________________________________ "Where greed is good, need is great." Soulofhawk _________________________________ “And let it be noted that there is no more delicate matter to take in hand, nor more doubtful in its success, than to set up as a leader in the introduction of change. For he who innovates will have as his enemies all who are well off under the existing order of things, and only lukewarm supporters in those who might be better off under the new. This lukewarm temper arises partly from the incredulity of mankind, who will never admit the merit of anything new, until they have seen it proven by the event.” Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince, Chapter VI _________________________________ "if a man falls from a pedestal, who is really to blame -- the man or those who put him up there?" Soulofhawk ____________________________________ "The history of any country, presented as the history of a family, conceals fierce conflicts of interest (sometimes exploding, most often repressed) between conquerors and conquered, masters and slaves, capitalists and workers, dominators and dominated in race and sex. And in such a world of conflict, a world of victims and executioners, it is the job of thinking people, as Albert Camus suggested, not to be on the side of the executioners." Howard Zinn _______________________________ "The worst thing to be around a bigot is right." Soulofhawk ______________________________


NOVEMBER 30, 2011 5:47PM

Willard the Walking Windsock

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Multi-Mouth MittLike Diogenes, I have so far failed in my attempt to find an honest man – at least in the political arena. I suspect most people long ago gave up the search.

Even the young, once irrepressibly optimistic, are now given to cynicism, including my son TJ. 

A couple of nights ago we were watching the news, and a segment highlighted the many diametrically opposed views espoused by Willard “Mitt” Romney and Willard “Mitt” Romney. This led my son to conclude Romney was “a walking windsock”.

I’ve described Romney as flopping around like a freshly-caught flounder on a fishing boat. As the cartoon suggests, he deserves the nickname “Multi-Mouth Mitt”. I hope the DNC has sense enough to pick up on any of these earworms – but I suppose that qualifies as an audacious hope.


My nephew and godson Chris added his own cynical but apt observation about politicians by coining the word “incumbetent” to describe the incompetent Do-Nothings who purport to represent us in Washington. Then again, better a do-nothing legislature than a do-wrong legislature, such as those in Wisconsin, Ohio, Arizona and too many other states bent on undoing choice, impeding voting rights, bashing gays, imprisoning illegals, and gutting child labor laws.

The circumvention of child labor laws puts me in mind of Jonathan Swift’s A Modest Proposal, a brilliant piece of satire I paid homage to with my own modest proposal:

A Modest Proposal

I added my nephew’s “incumbetent” to the entries in my 21st Century Political Dictionary. Politics in post-literate Amerika has so degenerated that dictionary is nearing book-length. How about it publishers? It’s gotta do better than Snooky’s book. Hell, I bet it’d do better than Palin’s latest.

There are so many new entries in this dictionary; I think it deserves a repost.


Foreword: In previous lamentations in this outpost of glittering literati, I coined a few terms I felt were essential to an understanding of the changing nature of life in the 21st Century, a time when political skullduggery and financial thievery has devolved to depths that would shame the robber barons of the Gilded Age and the heartless scrooges of Dickensian England.

Herewith, a compilation of some of these inventions, as well as a few terms derived from other sources, in the hope this lexicography will be of some use in dealing with the vicissitudes of existence in this trying time.

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Accountaint – a professional money launderer hired to shelter income from partners, spouses or the government through offshore accounts or other dubious or illegal schemes; one who employs Enronian accounting to disguise toxic assets and to otherwise make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear; see Enron, Worldcom, Arthur Anderson, Lehman Brothers or any financial institution deemed too big to fail

Anti-Social Dissociative Disorder – a virulent reaction to even the mere mention of the word socialism; dissociative disorder is defined as “disruptions or breakdowns of memory, awareness, identity and/or perception”; this disease is highly contagious and is observed in groups at tea parties and townhall meetings; memory loss is evident in that participants cannot remember they benefit from public schools, highways, Social Security, Medicare and myriad other forms of social welfare; see Joe the Plumber (see also groupidity)

Armeanian – a follower of the mean-spirited political philosophy of Dick Armey; see also Freedomjerks

Aynal Retentive – obsessive/compulsive behavior patterns induced in an individual by over-exposure to third-rate economic diatribes by a fourth-rate fiction writer; such persons typically have little experience with the economic realities of the middle and lower classes, and thus have a limited capacity to reconcile theory with practice; see Alan Greenspan, Ron Paul, Rand Paul and Paul Ryan

Badgger – a person who attends town hall meetings only to badger the speaker, thus preventing any exchange of useful information

Bagger – a person who identifies with the Tea Party; also, a person whose reading is limited to Internet and email ranting by gasbags

Bankopath – a financial sociopath with no regard for the suffering of others, an individual who manipulates markets and ruins economies for self-enrichment, see Lloyd Blankfein and a host of co-defendants to be named later

Bankster – an individual who advocates for deregulated financial markets as a means to greater competition, while using every means legal and otherwise to eliminate competition; banksters are staunch defenders of capitalism except for executive compensation; through ill-advised mergers, banksters create monstrous concentrations of capital and institutions deemed “to big too fail”, while continuing to call such institutions capitalistic; see Lloyd Blankfein, Jamie Dimon, et al

Baaptist – an ultra-conservative religious extremist who ignores the teachings of Jesus regarding pacifism and communalism and instead follows the same militaristic, fascistic ideology as Saddam Hussein's Baathist Party; see also Kindergarten Kristian

Barker – a politician or pundit who ceaselessly and senselessly barks a party line; see Mitch McConnell, Rush Limbaugh and any employee of F*x News

Bathist – an Americanized corruption of Baathist applied to a reactionary or radical libertarian member of a political party who favors the complete elimination of government; the term may be derived from the expression “throwing the baby out with the bathwater" or from the oft-quoted statement attributed to Grover Norquist: “I don’t want to eliminate government; I just want to get it small enough drown in the bathtub”

Batshitist – an unbalanced person who falls prey to batshit crazy conspiracy theories; Batshitists are more commonly referred to as  Baggers, Beckers, Birchers, Birthers, and Truthers ; see Alex Jones, Michelle Bachmann and Glenn Beck

Becker – a follower of false prophet Glenn Beck

Bimbast – a female politician who makes bombastic remarks about subjects of which she is utterly ignorant; see Michelle Bachmann and Sarah Palin

Bircher – a person who continues to believe outdated conspiracy theories espoused in the Fifties by a man suffering from paranoid delusions; a person who prefers conspiracy theories to rational explanations

Birther – a person for whom no amount of proof is sufficient and whose mind is so closed it is impenetrable by facts or reason

Blackrobitis – a dissociative disease that infects members of the clergy and the courts and leads them to subscribe to an ideology and their own infallibility

Blackrobaphobia – a malady caused by a rational fear of the clergy and the courts wrapping themselves in a cloak of secrecy and infallibility

Blaggart – a person who boasts about granting political favors in return for bribes; see Rod Blagojevich or most legislators

Bombastard – a politician who resorts to high-sounding, high-blown, inflated, pretentious rhetoric to illegitimately ingratiate his or her self with a gullible and ignorant audience; see Newt Gingrich

Bonusize – to grant a monstrously large bonus for failure

Bumperkin – a person so slow-witted and unaware the whole of their politics and weltview can fit on a bumper-sticker; see "Stay the Course", "Drill Baby Drill", "Don't Socialize Medicare", "You Can Have My Gun When You Pry it From My Cold Dead Hands, etc, etc, etc

Buypartisan – a lobbyist who bribes members of both political parties

Conspiridiocy – an addiction to lame-brained conspiracy theories such as those espoused by Birthers and Truthers

Consumative– an individual who purports to be a conservative but consumes natural resources and manufactured products with callous disregard for posterity; see "drill, baby, drill" and mountaintop mining

Corporatocracy – government of, by and for multi-national corporations

Crapitalism – a perverse and sordid corruption of capitalist economic theory; in The Wealth of Nations, often cited as the Bible of capitalism, Adam Smith described an economic model in which the affluent invest wisely and reward themselves conservatively as a means to achieve the commonweal; under crapitalism, the only responsibility of the affluent is to enrich themselves obscenely and undeservedly at others expense; see Dennis Kozlowski, Bernhard Ebbers, Ken Lay, Bernie Madoff, et al

Dealrivative – a form of financial transaction concocted to turn base metal into gold (see alchemy); dealrivatives are so named because they are derived from The Art of the Deal, also known as The Greater Fool Theory; see CDO or Credit Default Swap for details

Democant – a Democratic member of Congress who claims needed reform is impossible because of the intransigence of Republicons and Republicants, all the while secretly working with lobbyists to make certain reform fails

Dinosour – a member of the Democratic Party in name only; like dinosaurs of old, they are reported to be nearing extinction; see Ben Nelson

Duplomacy – the art of appeasing your enemies while duping your citizens; see Wikileaks

Faux News – hateful, infantile propaganda disseminated to misinform and inflame the ignorant and gullible masses; see Rupert Murdoch and Roger Ailes

Freedomjerks – a group that demands absolute freedom for their kind while denying freedom to others; see Dick Armey, Freedomworks and Armeanians

Futilism – a latter-day incarnation of feudalism that follows capitalism in post-industrial nations; it is characterized by the accumulation of great wealth in the hands of an extremely small segment of society, resulting in a generalized malaise or ennui among the masses, whose aspirations are continually thwarted, thus creating an atmosphere in which striving is viewed as futile 

Gobblization – the gobbling-up of profits by corporate crapitalists, it can be easily identified by the giant sucking sound that accompanies it; gobblization is the practical effect of an impractical and insanely optimistic economic theory called globalization that holds unrestrained and unregulated flow of capital will ease political tensions by raising wages and living standards in poor countries; in practice, globalization merely exports jobs to low wage countries with poor or non-existent environmental standards and thereby eliminates jobs and lowers wages in developed nations, thus increasing political tensions around the world; defenders of globalization resort to a tired cliché, proclaiming it is "a rising tide that lifts all boats"; but in practice, it is a tsunami that sinks all life-rafts 

Groupidity – A behavior pattern exhibited primarily by uneducated individuals who gather in groups of like weak-minded persons at such events as Tea Party rallies; groupidity is a barrier to an open exchange of ideas about complex issues; a common symptom is extremely limited thought and speech patterns such as endlessly repeating slogans like “government is the problem not the solution”, “stay the course”, “support the troops” and “drill, baby, drill”; another symptom is involuntary rejection of social responsibilities; ironically, victims of groupidity also exhibit acute paradoxia, expressed as a vehement advocacy for individual rights while voting like a school of fish; see Paradoxia and Teapartian

Grovering – engaging in government bashing as a means to avoid taxes and social responsibilities; from the mewling of economic illiterate Grover Norquist

Gunnut – a person who believes God and guns are equally sacred and that it is the civic duty of every citizen to be armed with assault weapons at all times; a Constitutional Absolutist in regard to the Second Amendment, but a Constitutional Relativist in regard to all other amendments

Hypoxcrisy – hypocrisy so blatant and so obvious it puts a pox upon a person in their own glass house

Incitizanity – the delusion that corporations are persons entitled to the same inalienable rights as human beings; see Citizens United v Federal Election Commission

Idiology – an idiotic belief system such as those offered by Ayn Rand, L. Ron Hubbard, Grover Norquist, Glenn Beck and the vast majority of latter-day Libertarians; as proffered and practiced by their fundamentalist adherents, most major religions are idiologies

Icumbetent – an incompetent politician likely to be re-elected due to gerrymandering and the ignorance or willful blindness of his or her constituents; see Steve King, Michelle Bachmann, Louie Gomhert, et al

Infantasy – a childlike belief in the impossible; for Conservatives, infantasy manifests itself as a desire to return to a Golden Age (usually the Fifties) that never existed; believers delude themselves that Ozzie and Harriet was history rather than a fiction created to push suspect products on unsuspecting consumers at the dawn of the television age; for Liberals, infantasy has its roots in the Utopia of Sir Thomas More and its ultimate expression in the drug-induced hallucinations of Sixties hippy culture that featured cloying songs like Share the Land by the Guess Who

Insuragent – a terrorist who preys upon an individual’s most basic fears in order to sell them insurance carrying exorbitant premiums; an insuragent has the ability to render himself invisible should such fears ever materialize; see United HealthGroup, et al

Invaluid – a person who is emotionally crippled as a result of pontificating about family values, while at the same time answering to their id and engaging in all manner of sexual peccadilloes; see Larry Craig, David Vitter, John Ensign or Mark Sanford, et al

Kindergarten Kristian – a simple-minded religious acolyte who believes exactly as they were taught as a five-year-old and considers the Bible the inerrant, unaltered, absolute literal word of God; see also Baaptist

Largess – a bribe disguised as a campaign contribution

Largessist – a person who assists the passage of legislation with well-placed bribes; see Jack Abramoff and Tom DeLay

Liargessist – a legislator who denies receiving well-placed bribes or who denies such bribes influence his vote; see Duke Cunningham, Newt Gingrich or most other legislators

Libertarian – a person who believes an individual has no responsibility to anyone but himself

Libertarianism – the Scientology of political philosophies

Lipertarian – a person who pays lip service to Libertarianism while insisting on access to social services

Lobbyist a person who understands a well-placed bribe can be much more profitable than a lifetime of work

Misrepresentative – a public official who purports to represent the interests of his or her constituents, but who is far more interested in representing those who contribute to his or her own interests; see almost any member of Congress

Misunderestimater – a person who foolishly miscalculates the degree of difficulty in ameliorating or resolving a conflict or other intractable problem; see Lyndon Johnson, Robert McNamara, George W. Bush, Donald Rumsfeld, Paul Wolfowitz, et al; see also Vietnam War, Afghan War, Iraq War or almost any other war

Moneterrorism – a religion based on worship of The Almighty Dollar; basic tenets of the faith are a belief in The Invisible Hand, Market Infallibility and Compassionate Conservatism; in practice, it has the same terroristic effect as The Inquisition

Murdocracy – a form of government that results when a democracy is corrupted by a massive rightwing media conglomerate; see Rupert Murdoch and Faux News

Murdoctrinate – to disseminate hateful, infantile propaganda in order to inflame the ignorant and gullible masses; see Rupert Murdoch and Faux News

Namesmanship – deliberate misapplication of a word or term to deceive someone into believing a policy is intended to achieve an end when that policy is intended to achieve the exact opposite end; see Clear Skies Initiative 

Newtnut – a soulless, spineless politician who spouts nutty positions in order to ingratiate himself with real wingnuts and promote the sale of his fourth-rate books, movies and other shady enterprises

Noblesse Sloblige – a perversion of noblesse oblige, the conceit that an utterly unqualified slob is entitled to a position of authority simply because of an accident of birth; see George W. Bush

Originajest – a person who makes a joke of the Constitution by treating it as a sacred text rather than a rough outline for governing a complex, modern society

Originalest – a person who advocates a strict interpretation of the Constitution lest reality rear its ugly head in the sanctified chambers of the Supreme Court

Pacman – an individual who purports to finance a political action committee for the common good of a group of citizens, but who instead uses it to line his own pockets; see Koch Brothers or Rick Scott or Conservatives for Patients’ Rights

Palin Principle – a corollary to the Peter Principle that holds in a hierarchy an attractive dimwit can rise far above his or her level of incompetence; see Sarah Palin and Dan Quayle

Palintology – the study of a disease in certain small animals that causes them to grossly overestimate their abilities and attack much more fit animals, they literally bite off more than they can chew and like a pit-bull refuse to release a bite-hold even while being dismembered; see – oh, you know who

Paradoxia – the inability to perceive the obvious due to willful blindness; also the inability to perceive irony; for example, the vehement advocacy of individual rights by those who vote like a school of fish; see Teapartian

Pimperialist – a person who advocates the Unitary Executive Theory or the Imperial Presidency as a means to achieve unlimited capacity to pimp for corporate interests, especially a past or future employer; see Dick Cheney and David Addington

Quaylification – by-passing a qualified candidate for employment or political office in favor of a candidate who is a well-connected empty suit or a pretty face obscuring an empty mind; see Dan Quayle and Sarah Palin

Randumb – lacking the experience and/or the critical thinking skills necessary to discern the sophomoric philosophy of Ayn Rand is an ego sop thrown up to intellectual lightweights who mistakenly imagine they are exceptional; see also Libertarian

Regressive – an individual who insists the affairs of men ought only be guided by jungle ethics, regressives purport to be conservatives, but rather then desiring to maintain the status quo, they wish to return to some magical Golden Age where the rich were permitted to take advantage of the labor of children and resort to other such Dickensian evils; also, one who thinks coloreds should know their place and keep to it; see also consumatives and crapitalsim

Republicant – a member of the Republican Party who believes government can't solve problems and therefore the government should be run by people who don't believe in government; the Republicant answer to every complex issue is to "just say no"; see Mitch McConnell, John Boehner and the aptly named Eric Cantor

Republicon – a member of the Republican Party who purports to be in favor of reform but does everything in his power to preserve the status quo and the prerogatives of powerful persons and corporations who finance his election campaign; see Charles Grassley, Orrin Hatch, Mike Enzi, et al 

Robust – a word so over/ill-used as to be rendered meaningless; see also paradigm

Roebust – an attempt by any means necessary to circumvent the decision in Roe v Wade

Roegain – a bald-faced attempt to circumvent the ruling in Roe v Wade by the use of legislative or administrative subterfuges

Rovebust – a person whose diabolical schemes are so corrupt they must eventually blow up in his face; see Karl Rove and the expression "host with his own petard"

Rovert – a political operative who perverts the political process by engaging in racist appeals, brazen lies, character assassination or other underhanded tactics in order to secure the election of his or her unqualified candidate; see Karl Rove

Stenator – a public official fond of speaking in stentorian tones about the public good while accepting payments to work against the public good; see every Republican member of Congress during the Obama presidency

Swinfoolia – a virulent form of influenza that incapacitates an individual and leaves them suffering the delusion they can fashion a silk purse from a sow’s ear; alternately, the practice of putting lipstick on a pig in order to appear outwardly attractive to the inobservant; see George W. Bush, Sarah Palin, Senate Finance Committee on Healthcare Reform, Gramm-Briley-Leach Act, No Child Left Behind, et al

Teapartian – a person whose political views are so reactionary as to belong in another century; a person so ignorant and uninformed they may as well be from the planet Mars

Tonguage – the process of misnaming policies or events to suit political purposes; the term is derived from “speaking with a forked tongue”; see Clear Skies Initiative and Enhanced Interrogation Techniques

Truther – a person who chooses to believe the most outrageous conspiracy theory rather than the most obvious truth; see also Bagger, Becker, Bircher and Birther

Turdblossom – a term of endearment applied to an individual who has no endearing qualities

Vilence – behavior so vile, disgusting, reprehensible, despicable and audacious as to render the victim or observer momentarily speechless; see Newt Gingrich, Herman Cain, John Ensign, John Edwards, and a host of other reprobates who imagine themselves worthy of the Presidency

Voodude – a proponent of free-market, supply-side, low/no-tax economic theory which holds that the way to increase tax revenues is to eliminate them; the name is derived from Voodoo Economics, a term coined by George H. W. Bush to describe the economic illiteracy of Ronald Reagan

Waterlewd – an act of political obscenity, especially the practice of opposing meaningful and much-needed legislation in an attempt to insure the failure of a political opponent; see Eric Cantor, Mitch McConnell, Jim DeMint, et al 

 ©2011 Tom Cordle

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My favorite here has to be "Groupidity".
Wow Tom, you've been at work on this. Good job.
The word groupidity came to me by way of my friend Ed White, and I thought it was quite apropos for the dictionary
Thanks, I don't know about anyone else, but it's taking about 10-15 minutes -- down from a half-hour or more -- to reload a page, so I'm not as active here as I have been. That's probably a welcome relief to those who object to my posts and my comments.
You're a bit harsh on Ron Paul Tom. I agree with most of what you post, but regardless of his unworkable libertarian economic prescriptions, he remains the only major candidate of either party in recent years--other than Dennis Kucinich--to stand firm in principle against the robber barons, banksters and military industrial complex. Can the same be said of Barrack Hussein Obama? I don't think so.
Mighty impressive collection Tom. I'd add the expression "sheep-like" after "follows" in Baaptist to take advantage of the Baa.

And I wonder is something like Bumperist would work. The act of distilling all political principles down to something that fits on a bumper-sticker.
"Incumbetent" is a great addition to the list. And all these words are right on. But for the sheer joy of it rolling off my tongue, I have to say my favorite is "originajest." I can't stop saying it, it's addictive. If these words become part of the language, maybe we could petition to name a new dictionary Merriam-Webster-Cordle. Oh what the hell, Cordle-Merriam-Webster. Those other guys are long dead and couldn't care less.
As I read this I flitted between anger, laughter, contempt and humilyt. My favorite pieces?? Originalest and Originajest....those two you can hang the moon on. I'm going off to find chocolate.... :))
I agree with most of it but what you fail to see, tragically, is that a Gunnut cancels you and everybody who believes as you do out with one pull of the trigger. That is why we will always be on opposite sides of the fence even though I believe your politics to be almost flawless, your distain for conspiracy's and the Constitution aside. You forgot Newt Gingrich in your examples of Invaluid and Liargessist is not nearly descriptive enough for the “new” tea party messiah, unless you want to give him his own category as a Rovebot.
Thanks for the kudos. As for Ron Paul, there is something to be said for forthrightness and having the courage of one's convictions. On the other hand, that could be said as well of the Unabomber. Frankly, I agree with some of what the Unabomber had to say about technology and what Lewis Farrakhan had to say about race. But while I can agree with their assessment of the problems, I seldom agree with any of their solutions, which are all too often terroristic or tryannical.

I agree with some of what Ron Paul has to say, especially his stand against unwise and unnecessary wars, the bloated military-industrial complex, and bank bailouts. On that last, in one of my posts, I wrote about finding it strange to be on the same side as Richard Shelby -- who was also against the bailout -- on any issue. Frankly, I'm no fan of the perversion of capitalism under which we currently operate. That's why I call it crapitalism. But if we're going to follow that system, then let's follow it. That is to say, when you fail, you die.

Under that standard, AIG, Bank of America and Citibank -- at least -- should have been buried long ago. Instead, we have the worst of all possible worlds with zombie banks like BofA trying to resurrect itself from the dead with ludicrous customer fees, and AIG suing the federal govt for mismanaging its attempted resurrection -- which as far as I can determine was done largely to bail-out Goldmine Sux.

Paul and other Libertarian Randians suffer from the deluded mythology of the rugged individualist, a myth that didn't hold true even in our frontier days, as I pointed out in my post The Cowboy Way - Unmasking American Myths. Paul makes for entertaining theater, perhaps, but it's a childish, cartoonish notion of freedom.

In a complex, largely urban, industrialized society, the consequence of that notion of freedom is to be free to choose to starve or choose whose hob-nailed boot under which to put your neck.
Thanks for visiting, and thanks for "bumperist", tho I think I'll twist it into "bumperkin" -- a person so slow-witted and unaware their entire weltview can fit on a bumper sticker.
The gall of AIG is rather breathtaking.
I'll take it as a friendly amendment Tom.
Forget Merriam-Webster, I wanna get hooked-up with Funk and Wagnalls

Brazen Princess
I'm with you -- in fact I have a post here called I Love Chocolate

Chicken man
Or is that "bawk, bawk, bawk"?
Heh, a great list of clever word-play. It probably comes as no surprise that I was struck by:

Blackrobitis – a dissociative disease that infects members of the clergy and the courts and leads them to subscribe to an ideology and their own infallibility

Blackrobaphobia – a malady caused by a rational fear of the clergy and the courts wrapping themselves in a cloak of secrecy and infallibility

Romney's chameleon-esque color changing is truly amazing when one considers the obvious video documentation of it all.

This has breakaway bestseller on amazon's self published list written all over it. I know it's a pain to jump through those hoops of self publishing but this really should be a book.
Nothing is better than these words and their meanings. Your excellent today as always and thanks again.
All worthy additions to the political lexiconservative.

I think you should balance bimbast with mimbast, as the root words bimbo and mimbo describe both sexes and encomp-ass Cain, Santorum and et and al.

How about lobotical? That would describe a politician who could or has gained a tactical advantage from having a lobotomy, i.e. Huntsman.
I wrote you a rather lengthy reply, but OS ate it. The gist of it was that Gunnuts seem to operate on the idea of eliminating anyone who disagrees. Ultimately, that results in the Last Man Standing. Problem with that is the LMS must either off himself of die a slow, agonizing death from loneliness. Humans are social animals, else we would not have long survived in a harsh world filled with larger, swifter predators.

As for Newt, you inspired me to add another entry in the dictionary:

Newtjob – a soulless, spineless politician who spouts lame-brained positions like getting rid of child labor laws in order to ingratiate himself with real right-wing nutjobs and promote the sale of his fourth-rate books, movies and other shady enterprises
True analogy. If you don't like his positions today, as they say about the weather in New England (and probably elsewhere), stick around, they'll change.

On the other hand he's the only GOP candidate with universal health care on his resume, so I'm surprised he doesn't get just a teensy-weensy bit of positive reaction from OSers.
Turdblossom is my favorite. (I haven't quite given up hope of finding an honest politician, but I still put out milk and cookies for Santa and oats for his reindeer.)
Move over, Daniel Webster!