I've been trying to be nice.  I've only called Palin a hypocrite, or a liar, or uninformed.

But now I can't hold back any more.

Remember Doug Feith?  The guy who Tommy Franks said was "the stupidest fucking guy on the planet?"

Well, if you liked him, you'll LOVE Sarah Palin.

Every time she has to go off script, she says something that's just so damn stupid that it makes Rudy "a noun, a verb, and September 11" Giuliani look smart.

Here's the latest.

"As Putin rears his head and comes into the airspace of the United States of America, where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border. It is from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia, because they are right there, they are right next to our state."

Channel another beauty pageant contestant much, Palin?

"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our [children]"

Sounds just as discombobulated, doesn't it?

Let's try to analyze Palin's comments.  Okay, Putin rears his head.  But then she shifts to they.  And is she suggesting that Putin is sending military aircraft or vessels into US territory without permission?  And what is being sent out to keep an eye on Russia?  And you know, this U.S. American has a map, and knows how to read one.  So yes, I know that Russia is right next to Alaska.  We get it, you idiot.

I get less of a headache listening to Miss Teen South Carolina.

As Bill Gates would say, that's the most unbelievably fucking stupid thing I've heard in a long time.