It's clear that if we legalize gay marriage, then we're heading down a road where people will have sex with ducks! Just look at these two immoral liberal women! Why, they're planning on having sex with ducks as soon as gay marriage is legalized!
I look at it this way. If gay marriage is legalized, then when someone tells me to go fuck a duck, I can do it! Right in front of them, so they can see me do exactly what they're telling me to do. No fear of bestiality anymore! I'll make that duck quack like there's no tomorrow.


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I see those little birds eyeing me when I walk by their pond, and I KNOW what they are thinking!
Hey. No transcripts; so I'm just here for the eye candy.
Finally! Some sanity about this issue is written...yes, you are on the right track....but this travesty of gay marriage will lead to sex with
NOT ONLY ducks, but other various animals too....epeciallly
the larger species of birds (ostriches, um....aardvarks?)
and the mid- to high mammals. Maybe some fish, big ones, ....though...
well, the question is obvious...but
those damn clever homos will find a way,
i'm sure..
where is a whales's vagina anyway?
or are we talking ...other entries? jim.rated
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