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MAY 28, 2009 5:05PM

Anti-Gay Marriage Advocates Are Right!

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It's clear that if we legalize gay marriage, then we're heading down a road where people will have sex with ducks!  Just look at these two immoral liberal women!  Why, they're planning on having sex with ducks as soon as gay marriage is legalized!

 
I look at it this way.  If gay marriage is legalized, then when someone tells me to go fuck a duck, I can do it!  Right in front of them, so they can see me do exactly what they're telling me to do.  No fear of bestiality anymore!  I'll make that duck quack like there's no tomorrow.

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As long as the duck consents. We cannot have non-consensual duck sex; that would be *wrong*.
I'm sure that PETA will clobber these duck-lovers for their animal-exploitative perversions. If the right doesn't get you, the left will. Rated.
(I'm so confused.)
That was funny.rated.
laugh, oh shit, I'm going to be singing that for the rest of the day, and it's your fault :D
Yes, sex with ducks and gay marriage ARE just alike.
I see those little birds eyeing me when I walk by their pond, and I KNOW what they are thinking!
Brilliant! If it walks like a duck, fuck it! It's a new era for marriage. For couples wanting a state sanctioned marriage, with rings even, head down to Fish and Game and get banded!
loved it! And not only its being satirical and cynical... it's downright Cute!
Mmm,roast duck,nice.
Rolling on the floor quacking! This has to go verbal! it just has to! Rated, reditted, and sent to all my friends. Now I have to go dig out my rubber ducky!
Enjoyed the video. The ladies have a sound that reminds me of The Roches who used to be one of my faves "back in the day."
brought a tear to my eye.
I have no idea what those girls were singing, but the brunette was so hot I watched the video twice.

Hey. No transcripts; so I'm just here for the eye candy.
The video was hilarious. As along as we understand that it must be consensual for the duck as well. Rated.
these two are soooooo cute!
I been ducked! Rated!
Tony,
Finally! Some sanity about this issue is written...yes, you are on the right track....but this travesty of gay marriage will lead to sex with
NOT ONLY ducks, but other various animals too....epeciallly
the larger species of birds (ostriches, um....aardvarks?)
and the mid- to high mammals. Maybe some fish, big ones, ....though...
well, the question is obvious...but
those damn clever homos will find a way,
i'm sure..

where is a whales's vagina anyway?

or are we talking ...other entries? jim.rated
I had a professor in law school who actually used sex with a duck as an example of "moral turpitude."
Jon Henner typed: "I have no idea what those girls were singing, but the brunette was so hot I watched the video twice."

The brunette is Kate Micucci, who plays Stephanie Gooch on Scrubs in season 8.
To quote John Doe and Exene Cervenka, "I must not think bad thoughts"!
Shivaun Nestor: It's go viral not go verbal.
Duck it, I thought 'turpitude' was something to do with paint..... Where's my ducktionary?
Seems like there are people who took this video seriously -- seeing how there's a new trend of "duck whacking."