Our fair city

The unsightly will be moved from view

lest you be offended

we’ll move the homeless out of town

lest you be reminded.

We’ll scrub the airport nice and clean

pan-handling is illegal

they’ll be no beggars in our streets

lest you find them disconcerting.

Lots of cops and cameras

we'll ensure you get your rest

no hippies will cause any trouble

you won't hear their wails of protest.

The strip clubs will be open late

lots of talent coming in.

Get a private lap dance booth.

You wouldn't want to be conspicuous.

Rent boys too if that’s your thing

young man’s got to make a living

Just swallow your hypocrisy

to let it show would be distastful.

We’ll keep illegals out of sight

cleaning rooms and cooking  meals

all unwanted out of view

you might find them objectionable.

Plenty of tear gas at the ready

in case of any trouble makers

We welcome you to our fair city

We’re working not to be offensive.