"You are my human, Toritto! Don't forget I let you live here!
(Don't show Toritto too much affection. That's for sappy dogs. Make your human earn their scant, rare rewards)
I really don't like my name - Trixie - but I got named by one of Toritto's kids after I suckered him into taking me home. I got cat street smarts!
"Tink" would be a nice name but I understand there is some blonde cat named "Tink". I don't like blondes. Bimbo-cats"
"Could you change what's on the T. V? Human politics and the History Channel are so boring! How come there are no female cat shows anyway? Just another form of cat oppression."'
" I love being retired in Florida! Better than Jersey! I get to sit on my chair in my lanai and soak up the ambiance.
"It's me doing my imitation of Bat Cat! Love that movie! Just chillin staring out the glass doors at my property. Keeping those sand hill cranes away!"
"Well what should I do the rest of the day? Should I snuggle with Toritto? Naah. Wouldn't want to spoil him!"
"Maybe some exercise. Well maybe not"