Life on Almosta Ranch

Stories of ranch life and other silly musings of an old codger

David McClain

David McClain
Location
Doniphan, Missouri, USA
Birthday
February 08
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I am a simple man who has lived a simple life for sixty years. I have not dined with movie stars nor Kings and Queens. I have not walked the halls of power, nor have I been a mover and a shaker. I have, however, been a soldier, a tinker, a jack of all trades. I have raised five children....I have been loved and I have loved. I do not see grand designs nor do I chase afer them. Instead, I listen to the heartbeat of the land and I rejoice in a bird's song in the morning. Do not come here seeking answers for I have none. I do have questions which I will ask you constantly though. I do not believe in aruging so Politics will not be discussed in my blog. I do not care what your personal beliefs are for you are free to believe as you will...please allow me to do likewise. I have never been rich, but I have always been poor. Being poor however has never stopped me from feeling rich. I feel rich because I have the love of a good woman. Melinda completes me. She gives me the peace of mind and soul required to write about life without regrets and without envy of those who might have more. She is my world. Almosta Ranch is our heaven and we are happiy. This is what I want to share with you in this blog.

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SEPTEMBER 26, 2009 2:19PM

The Animals of Almosta Ranch

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When I first began this blog it was my intention to bring you more stories about the inhabitants of Almosta Ranch and less stories about me. Somehow I got sidetracked.

For those of you new to this blog, Almosta Ranch is the place I call home. Ten acres of tranquility nestled in the foothills of the Ozark mountains near the boot heel of Missouri, Almosta Ranch is the realization of a dream my wife and I have shared for years.

Located far from my Texas roots and from my wife's Michigan roots and just close enough to Arkansas to be scary, Almosta Ranch boasts a wide and varied population of animal life along with the two humans that serve as their feeders and providers.

To date we have two humans, three Cockatiels, three cats, three goats, four horses, and seven dogs.

Today's story deals with two of our horses; Lucy who is a beautiful, full blood, Quarter-Horse mare and Billy, our Dunnalino Quarter-Horse stallion.

I refer to Lucy as my Red-Head. She has a gorgeous red coat and mane. Lucy is a big girl, standing 16 hands high and she is the Alpha Female of the horse herd.

Billy is our prize stallion. He is, like many of the old line Quarter-horse breed, short and stocky with powerful muscles that can propel him at great speeds over all sorts of terrain. He is what horse breeders refer to as a "Dunnalino" which means he has the beautiful coloring of a palomino but with a dark strip running the length of his back.

Unfortunately, like males of all species, Billy is prone to getting himself in trouble, which brings us to today's story.

A few days ago I stepped out onto our front porch around noon and I saw something completely out of character....Lucy was standing at the fence, looking toward the house as if waiting for one of us to come outside.

Now this is out of character because the horses never come to the fence by the house unless it is feeding time. Twice a day they stand there, looking toward the house, silently urging us to bring them grain. Once in the morning early and again in the evening just before dark. Once they eat, then they scamper off to the back pasture and spend the day grazing and playing.

So I was a bit uneasy when I walked out and saw Lucy standing there watching the house. As soon as she saw me, she wheeled and trotted off toward the woods at the back of the ranch. As I watched her, she stopped, and looked back at me and whinnied softly, she then turned and ran full speed toward the woods.

I knew then that something was wrong. I took off after her receding figure as quickly as I could. When I finally arrived at our back fence, deep in the woods, there stood Lucy next to Billy. She was softly nuzzling the stallion and licking him as if to reassure him. I saw why instantly.

Billy's right hind leg was hopelessly tangled in wire! He could not move and had I not arrived he  would have hurt himself trying to get free or would have remained there trapped and starved.

I marveled at Lucy's actions while I slowly and carefully extracted Billy's leg from the tangle of slick-wire.  I thought it was really neat the way Lucy had acted just like all those horses we use to see on movies and television. You remember those shows don't you....the hero horse would go summon help for its human rider who had gotten in some sort of trouble.

Well it really happens!

After I got him loose from the wire, Billy and Lucy scampered off, just as happy as they could be. Mel and I talked about it that evening and she reminded me that Lucy was just doing what all Alpha Females in the horse world does...take care of her herd.

You see, even though in all the movies and TV shows it is the fiery stallion that is always shown leading the herd, in real life it is the female that fills that role, both in wild horse herds and in any group of domesticated horses. The males are only tolerated for breeding purposes. Pretty much the way it is with humans isn't it.

Here is a picture of Billy and Lucy on their way to the back pasture...

Billy and Lucy for blog entry 

You see who's leading the way.

So there you have it, the story of how Lucy, the Alpha Female, takes care of her "man" who is constantly getting into trouble. I guess that as long as Billy has Lucy and I have Mel, he and I will stay reasonably safe and happy here on Almosta Ranch.

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Beautiful horses! Lucy as "Lassie"...animals are very smart!
What a great story. And those horses are beautiful ,especially the male. I've had four or five hourse when I was young, and riding was something I always enjoyed until I coudn't do it anymore. You have a great place!!
:) they r very cute
Ahhh beautiful and yeah, the alpha female always getting her man out of trouble is the way of the world!! :) At least that's what my wife says!! ;)
Spotted_mind....Yes they are. I plan on doing an entry soon about animal communation.

scanner....Thanks buddy. I spent my youth on a horse and they are my first love. Yeah, this place is very special to me and my sweetie.

Rolling...Thank U

Tinker....Yeah, my wife never missed the chance to tell me the same thing.
Almosta Ranch brings happy memories of a long ago time, thanks. You and Billy are blessed to have Mel and Lucy, they are blessed that the two of you appriciate their worth.
Love reading your words.
Just as long as you don't whistle that hideous "Lassie" theme.
This was a terrific story, told incredibly well. Thanks.
That's quite a story, lucky for Billy that Lucy was around. I love horses, and what a beautiful tranquil photo. Thanks.
What a lovely story, and yes, we're just another kind of animal, the human animal.
Bette...Yes, I grew up on a place a lot like this one and I am continually reminded of a much simpler time.

Walter....I promise, no tv theme songs, even I won't get that cheesy.

latethink....I agree, Billy is one lucky stud horse!

emma....I am continually surprised at how much alike we are, the humans and the animals.
"Just close enough to Arkansas to be scary."

Hee-hee!!
Sounds like a good life - for humans and horses!
Lovely story Torman. Your ranch sounds perfect. I recently was dog sitting for a friend and I noticed that their neighbors horses were grazing in the pasture all night. It was well after midnight, and in the moonlight I could see their silhouettes clearly in the distance. Do they do that all night? Or do they lie down and sleep for a awhile?

Just curious.
Ken....I KNEW you would get a kick out of that buddy.

mamoore...It is the best of lives.

Brie...Horses, like all animals that graze, will often graze at night, it depends among other things, the phase of the moon. Horses will graze a few hours and then doze for awhile. Many times when you see them standing quietly in a pasture they are actually sleeping....they can do that standing up as well as laying down.
How I missed your animal stories and it's good to see you're still writing them so well.

Males are only tolerated for breeding purposes you say? Them days are over so I'll pack his bags tonight.

Almosta Ranch sounds a lovely place and a great book title to boot.
Thanks Torman. Hmm... Sleeping standing up would be quite handy at times.
Love this story, love how Lucy communicated with you. So amazing!
rated.
Horses are smarter than people. Just look at Sheldon the Wonderhorse and Mr. Ed. Need any further proof? Great story.
Linda....I have missed writing about the animals and I plan on doing more of it.

Debbs...All it really takes is for a person to observe closely and they will find that animals have a lot to say.

O'Really....You are right, of course, and those are two perfect examples. :-)
What an amazing story. Thank you for sharing that one, David. Way cool.
Thats it the woman always taking care of the man. Loved the story, love your ranch! My Grandpa was a horse wisperer they called Doc and my grown daughter rode all the time in her teens. I miss being pushed around by a horse.
Kim....Thank you hon. No. Your story is amazing, mine is mildly entertaining. I am honored to have you as a friend and a reader of my blog.

Lunchlady...it's true, the women always take care of the male of the species...I am living proof of that.
The horses remind me of the horses a friend of mine had, growing up. Just wonderful animals - and who knew they were so smart?
I know taking care of animals is a lot of work, but for many it is a labor of love. Thanks for sharing this uplifting story.

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I adore watching horses...you couldn't get me on one again, but seeing yours is a real treat for me. Luckily I get to see them on our ranch...but I don't have to do anything but observe. Perfect for me!
Owl....You may be surprised to know that the "Experts" say that the horse is very low on the intellegence scale of other animals. I would maintain that those so-called "experts" never learned to communicate with horses on the Herd level. Once you do that and the horses know you understand them, it is very surprising how well they can "talk" to you.

littlewillie....Yes, it is a labor of love, but it is a love that is returned ten-fold. I don't know what I would do without my animals to share my life. My wife and I get more from our animals than we could ever give.

Sheila....Mel and I have just recently joined a Trail-Riding Club and we will be taking group rides into the Ozarks. Now if you get out here for a visit, I will put you up on a good horse and we will TAKE A RIDE!
What a beautiful story. You make me miss my horses. They are sensitive and smart animals that bring joy. Glad the boy is okay.
Absolutely beautiful horses! I hope one day to see them for myself and perhaps to take a ride... a short, EASY ride, mind you. It's been a lot of years since I've been in a saddle. Not even sure if I could raise my leg high enough to get my foot in a stirrup! Hmmmm. Maybe I'll settle for offering a carrot or apple from behind a fence.
cartouche...It is hard to explain the feelings of peace I get when I sit in the saddle. My horses give me so much more than I could ever return.

Winda....We can get you in the saddle, never fear. Mel and I would love to go for a ride...short and easy...with you.
Torman, when I would read your comments about the ranch, I always figured it was like my dad always called his deer lease the Old HomeStead. It had a leanto and trees to potty behind. You have a serious ranch! :) Beautiful horses, great story, and what a great life you have with Mel. Truly blessed. R
Great story, Tor. Only, you didn't tell us that Lucy was standing at the fence waiting for Mel...She saw you and thought, "Dang it! I guess I'll have to spell it out for him!"
like your new avtar :)
Tor-you're right about Arkansas being scary. I just spent four days there with a beautiful cousin. And the natives of that state drive like lunatics around Little Rock. Then it was off to Californis where my sister talked about her horses endlessly. You and her would make a good conversatiopnal pair. cy
Rolling....Thank you ma'am. You know how it is when you just feel like you need to change things up a bit....well that's how I was yesterday. I just thought I needed to chage SOMETHING.

Cy...Arkansas is scary for a lot more reasons than the drivers. Your sister sounds like a cool lady. I would love to swap tales with her.
All the ingredients of a great story -- amazing but true animal, curious, trouble-getting-into animal, two-legged save-the-day animal.

Sounds like you're living a dream. You give me hope!
Wow.... absolutely beautiful. You're a lucky man.
I've never had any real experiences with horses, but they truly are majestic creatures. The few times I have seen them up close, I've always been sort of fascinated by their eyes. There is an almost "humanlike" about them.
err, I mean humanlike quality about them.
Could it be...that you're developing a fondness for Missouri? I'm not terribly surprised. The ozarks are beautiful—especially in the autumn—and you and Mel have made a wonderful life together at Almosta Ranch. Billy and Lucy are both impressive animals and obviously well cared for. A very heartwarming tale, Torman. Thank you for sharing.
what a beautiful story.

I have noticed that with some dogs, too. they will come to you if one of them is in trouble. poppy lets me know if something is amiss. she is, after all OCD dog. all must be correct otherwise someone going to hear about it.

it seems to me as if you and Mel have found a tiny piece of heaven.