Life on Almosta Ranch

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David McClain

David McClain
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Doniphan, Missouri, USA
Birthday
February 08
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I am a simple man who has lived a simple life for sixty years. I have not dined with movie stars nor Kings and Queens. I have not walked the halls of power, nor have I been a mover and a shaker. I have, however, been a soldier, a tinker, a jack of all trades. I have raised five children....I have been loved and I have loved. I do not see grand designs nor do I chase afer them. Instead, I listen to the heartbeat of the land and I rejoice in a bird's song in the morning. Do not come here seeking answers for I have none. I do have questions which I will ask you constantly though. I do not believe in aruging so Politics will not be discussed in my blog. I do not care what your personal beliefs are for you are free to believe as you will...please allow me to do likewise. I have never been rich, but I have always been poor. Being poor however has never stopped me from feeling rich. I feel rich because I have the love of a good woman. Melinda completes me. She gives me the peace of mind and soul required to write about life without regrets and without envy of those who might have more. She is my world. Almosta Ranch is our heaven and we are happiy. This is what I want to share with you in this blog.

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MAY 22, 2011 1:42PM

Bad News Hits Almosta Ranch

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I am sure that there are many of you on OS who get tired of reading all the sunshine and touchy-feely entries I do regarding life on Almosta Ranch.  Well I'm here to tell you today that life on the ranch is not all sweetness and light and yesterday was a prime example of that fact.

 You see, I should not even be doing a blog today, instead, Mel and I should be arriving in St. Louis just about now and meeting up with one of my closest friends from England who is now touring the States with her husband.  Many of you know the blogger, Linda Cooper and she and her husband are ensconced in one of those swanky downtown hotels in St. Louis for a few days before making their way to California.

Mel and I had been looking forward to meeting up with them ever since Linda let us know she planned another visit to America. We even drove into Poplar Bluff yesterday morning to purchase new outfits just for the occasion.

It was yesterday afternoon that was our undoing.  After we got back from Poplar Bluff we hooked up our horse trailer and drove to a neighboring ranch to pick up two new brood mares so we could have them settled in before we left for St. Louis.  The rancher, one of the best known horse breeders in the state, wanted to give us to of his older brood mares because he was going with younger mares and wanted his girls to have a good home.  The only cost to us would be that he would have first claim on the first two foals the mares produced for us.  This is not an uncommon deal and ranchers and breeders do this sort of bartering all the time.

We were only too happy to do the deal as his horses boast one of the best blood-lines in the state and would boost our own offerings when we begin to sell foals.

So we picked the two mares up and brought them home and unloaded them into the pasture with a very happy Stallion....Billy was more than ready to do his part in bringing in next year's crop of babies.

The rancher had followed us home so he could help with the unloading and to take the chance to see our new baby for the first time. I put Billy in the barn away from the ladies to give them time to settle down and while I was doing that, Mel and the rancher led the two mares into the pasture they would share with our stallion, Billy and our small goat herd.

Unfortunately the two horses had never seen a goat before and was nervous around them, stomping the ground and throwing their heads around in alarm.  To add to the unrest, our dog pack, seeing two strange horses, were standing at the fence barking at the new girls.

Mel was holding the big Chestnut mare and the rancher was holding the Bay and, as I approached the gate, I could see that Mel was having trouble holding her horse and I begin hurrying toward the gate to get in there and give her a hand. Before I could reach her though, the mare wheeled her butt and lashed out with her hind leg. She struck Mel in the hip and lifted her completely off the ground. When Mel came down she landed with all her weight on her right foot.

The ankle snapped.

I got in there and took the horse's lead rope from Mel as she struggled to get to her feet.  She finally made it up but I knew she was hurt bad as soon as she tried to take a step.

The rancher and I got the horses sorted out  and then I helped Mel to the house. She was in a great deal of pain so I decided to load her into the truck and take her to the emergency room.

X-rays bore out my first impression....broken ankle and deep bone bruise of the hip. 

So here I sit....writing a blog instead of sharing laughs and grand conversation with our good friend.  Linda I am so sorry we had to bail out on you.

Mel is sound asleep...IN MY RECLINER....so her foot will remain elevated. At her side is a small bell I got for her so she can call me whenever she needs anything.  She took that idea like a fish to water and has just about wore the dang bell out.

In injured foot....

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Mel, staking claim to my recliner.....Note Smoke the cat and Mollie the dog standing guard over "mom".

Mel sitting

 

The Chestnut mare on the right is the guilty party

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So tomorrow we will go to Mel's regular doctor and she will decide whether or not Mel will have to undergo surgery to repair the ankle.

There you have it....not everything around Almosta Ranch is sweetness and light; we got angst and drama with the best of them!   

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I am so sorry... let's hope Mel has a speedy and uncomplicated recovery.

Yep - that cast will cause some early summer itching. When are you going shopping for a second bell?
Oh, this just made me hurt. Hope she feels better soon.
Oh dear, poor Mel! Please give her lots of love from the OS ether as most of us have experienced similar injuries or know those close to us who have. Lots of pampering on her, as I know you will! Gentle hugs and y'all take care now, ya hear?!
Oooo that hurt. I'm always extra paranoid around new horses.
So sorry. I broke my ankle in the mid 90s getting off an Amtrak train! I was just a clumsy oaf. Nothing like what happened to Mel.

Sounds like 4-6 weeks in a cast.

Tell her get well soon! / R
Torman, I am so sorry she has a broken ankle. But I am also glad he did not stamp on her.
OMG this is so sad.. nothing but love and hugs
Yikes, I flinched when I got to the "snap" and now I'm cringing. What an awful thing for Mel. My best wishes to both youse guys for a quick and smooth healing. Yikes...
A fast recovery and lots of laughs in the meantime! Hugs to both of you!

-R-
Ouch, that's too bad. I hear horse kicks are particularly painful in their own right. Broken ankles even worse. I'm not a big fan of surgery, but I am a fan of walking. Speedy recovery god has been notified of your time of need. Best wishes.
Ouch, ouch, ouch. I hope she has some good painkillers. You'll have to play that old song, "Bells are ringing♪♫ for me and my gal ♫♪"
I am glad it is a fixable problem you two are the greatest folks I have ever had the privledge to talk to, to know here and you had me worried.
You may want to purchase an extra bell and I hope Mel heals really quickly!!!
Ouch or 'bugger' as we Brits say in such circumstances.
Anti-inflam tablets and swearing (optional) might help?

When all has settled down, you'll laugh. But for now....
"Press send please FRed(tm) "
Tor, that's terrible. Tell Mel I said hello and .., well theres nothing you can do about an injury like this but wait. It takes awhile to heal up from this. I hope she has some good pain pills and a good movie to watch!
I don't mean to sound flippant, but you kept me in suspense till the end, David, about the bad news. I'm so sorry it befell on Mel and I wish her a speedy and uncomplicated recovery. I thought maybe the newborn was injured in your absence, which would have been just as sad. The bell is a good idea - my parents used it for years when Babacim worked upstairs on his dictionary and annecim rested downstairs with her heart condition, she's signal if she wanted anything with the bell. Best wishes to all and extra hugs to Mel. ♥♥
R
Ouch! That's gotta hurt! Tell Mel to get well soon!
R
I had the same reaction Matt did; still cringing. You wrote this so well I could "see" the entire scenario unfold. What a bummer. If I lived closer, I'd fill in for you with Linda Cooper -- I'd love to meet her. You and Mel will just have to go to London after she's healed. BTW, when you go buy that second bell, be sure to buy one of those plastic back scratchers under that cast.

Lezlie
Get well soon Mel!

A beeper for Torman might help if he is out of bell range.
I was set up for worse news, so glad it was just an ankle. Give Mel some TLC, and a hello from all of us.
I don't think anyone gets tired of your blogs. Hope Mel does well.
ouch! Prayers for rapid healing.
Oh you're a good man for parting with your recliner, Torman. I know you must love it ... but I think we all know that you love Mel a whole lot more!

Please give Mel my best wishes for a very speedy recovery!
Ouch & double ouch! So sorry Mel was injured. Hope she has a smooth mend. If the chestnut mare does not yet have a name I'm sure you could come up with an appropriate one given the incident.
You scared the living padoodles out of me Tor! As painful as I know her foot may be I am grateful that's all the damage that was done. Dang.
~r
Visualizing bones mending...bruises clearing and life as it should be on Almosta Ranch! Love to yo and Mel. xo
may your strength and patience and kindness outlast the healing and the bell. (be well soon, mel!)
Unfortunately, I can relate! (sitting here in my non-recliner with my leg up) Tell Mel that we can be "broken bone buddies" for the next few weeks and that I hope she heals quickly.
Ooooh, I am so sorry that happened! Poor Mel. And I hate to hear that you had to miss your visit with Linda. I know she is as disappointed as you and Mel are. You're in my thoughts and prayers.

The best laid plans of mice and men.... and all that rot, huh?

Rated.
Wow I felt that snap all the way from here. Hope you feel better soon, Mel. I'm not sure whether Torman can listen to that bell anymore. But I'd keep ringing it. -R-
I could go off horses if I wasn't such an animal lover. So sorry we missed out a second time, but these things happen and Mel's health comes first. Hope she makes a speedy recovery...get a new bell if she wears that one out.

It is a bit of a swanky hotel by our standards, but very friendly as is Nanette who we just had lunch with. Off to see Bon Jovi now.

Everything crossed there'll be another chance and it will be third time lucky. In the meantime hope the mares settle in and you find suitable names for them. Much love to you both.
well, that's a bummer, david. i'm so sorry mel broke her ankle, and i hope they just leave the cast on and she doesn't have to have it operated on. please tell her i hope she wears that bell out! you're going to learn to hot-foot it, friend! xoxo
please give her my regards with a wish for her speedy recovery.
r
Thanks everyone for your well wishes. Mel is resting comfortably tonight though we both got a scare this evening. There was a huge tornado that hit Joplin, Mo. and wrecked St. John's hospital. That is the hospital where Mel's sister is and for about three hours we didn't know whether she survived it or not. We just got a call about an hour ago from someone there who had talked to Evie and she had asked the man to call us to let us know she was alive. So....all's good here.
I just heard about the tornado, Torman. I am saddened to hear of such devastation but glad to hear Mel's sister is okay. That is good news.
Torman, thank goodness it was not worse (not that my sentiment makes it any better). I know how dangerous working with horses can be. I hope Mel's ankle heals quickly and completely. Wheeww...glad you are all OK.
Sorry to hear about the mishap. May Mel heal quickly. R
Wow, bad enough , but could have been so much worse. Hoping for a quick recovery!!!
So sorry to hear!!
Mel, you just keep on ringing that bell : )
...and I love to see the guards sticking close by. They look like excellent healers.

The horse is a gorgeous villain, by the way...
...and a tornado scare as well?
Geez, what's up with 2011??
I'm so glad Mel's hip is just bruised. I love to share the good and the bad with you on the ranch. Sounds like you might need an extra hand or foot around there to help out a little. I'm sure lots of us would volunteer.
Ow! My sympathy to Mel. Bones do mend though, and I was relieved the bad news did not involve terminal cancer or any other terminal ailment. ANd you have two beautiful mares, now.

Good luck getting that recliner back....ever. =o)

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Poor Mel! She does look nice and comfy in the recliner though! x
Get well soon Mel, Powerful brutes those damn Horses, keep away from anything that don't have a steering wheel and a brake..... Puts my moaning about the weather into prospective.....At least you still smiling David....I'll get you a new Bell...LOL
I'm so sorry to hear that, Torman! Hearty wishes to Mel for a speedy recovery. As a fellow traveler in 'back to the land' I can empathize. We finally got the saga of the Spanish bull ended and now I've got frickin' Bambi and her kids jumping a 5 foot high cyclone fence and eating the first years harvet of plums and peaches. Anyone interested in reading more about back to land living you can check out the series I have going called Learning to Live Country.
Ouch!
Hope everything heals quickly and glad you dodged the tornado.
Sending healing thoughts your way my friend.
Poor Mel; poor you (at least for the next few weeks); and poor scared animals, too. I broke my ankle (technically, it was my fifth metatarsal, aka "the dreaded Jones fracture") a few years ago. Luckily, it healed just by casting and I didn't need surgery.

Tell Mel to be very, very good when the time comes for her to do her physical therapy. It returned me to full functioning with NO residual problems. Also, one of the worst things for me was not being able to take a shower; but I found a plastic bag thingie with a vacuum seal that went over my cast and allowed me to shower, thus feeling somewhat like a normal human being for the duration. Wish I could remember its name, but when I finally got my cast off I donated it to the sports medicine clinic that had treated me to pass on to some other poor soul.

Good luck to you both, and hope you get some great foals at the end of the whole adventure!
Even your angst and drama are inundated with affection for your loved ones.

You're one lucky dog.

Tell Mell she's got everything she needs: a good man, with loving guardian angels to boot!

If surgery is required, I pray a speedy recovery is had.
Wishing Mel a speedy recovery. Sounds like you have a real ranch not an Almost-a-ranch. Our house is more like an ant farm this time of year. R
Eeek! Get well Mel..
I am sorry that Mel got hurt. That must have been scary. She looks all set there though in your chair, comfy and be-belled. I bet she'd like a nice cup of tea about now, go ask her ;-)
Yikes! Sending all kinds of healing prayers Mel's way . . .
"At her side is a small bell I got for her so she can call me whenever she needs anything."
Torman, Torman, Torman...this is a scary, scary precedent and will probably get you tossed out of the "He-Man Woman Haters Club" once and for all. I will not under any circumstances show this post to my wife who will want her own little bell.
Seriously though, here's hoping that Mel will be all right and will soon be back to hopping around and making you work hard to keep up with her.
Sorry for Mel and you too. I'm glad that the weather wasn't the culprit.
I heard about this on Sat., what an unfortunate set of circumstances. I know how disappointed you and Mel were as was Linda. Some things seem like they are never to be.

Tell Mel to use that bell often :0) I'll be talking to you later. Joplin...where one of my grandfathers lived, knew it well...glad your sis (Mel's) is okay...how worrisome.
Ouch! Best wishes to both of you, and speedy recovery to Mel!
Ah, I am so sorry that Mel got hurt. I saw the title and was worried things were much worse.
Hugs to you Mel and may that ankle and hip heal fast with no lasting effects. Peace to you both today and always...
I like horses but was never allowed to have one growing up. The reasons according to Dad: "Horses eat grass that we need for the cattle, and they are big nervous animals that can cripple you. Get a donkey. You can't make a donkey run through a barbed wire fence."
I hope Mel has a speedy recovery! R
Well, rats. I'm sorry that such a happy occasion turned into such an unpleasant one. Send my best to Mel - and you'd better eat your Wheaties so you can run around as she directs. :-)
David, I am so sorry for Mel. Please give her my wishes for a speedy recovery. Of course, with broken bones, only time heals and waiting can be so annoying. I hope she is no longer in pain. Now you have to deal with bad weather as well. It would appear that the old saw, "When it rains, it pours," is literal for you right now. Keeping my fingers crossed that you are both safe!
R
So does this give Mel the bragging rights to still being able to ring your bell??? Hope she heals quickly.
Oh, so sorry to hear about this and hope Mel is on the mend soon. Get a back up bell, just in case.
That's some unfortunate stuff, but knowing what I know about the power of a horse, Mel is probably aware of just how fortunate she is that is wasn't worse! Of course, that doesn't make the pain any less...