Life on Almosta Ranch

Stories of ranch life and other silly musings of an old codger

David McClain

David McClain
Location
Doniphan, Missouri, USA
Birthday
February 08
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I am a simple man who has lived a simple life for sixty years. I have not dined with movie stars nor Kings and Queens. I have not walked the halls of power, nor have I been a mover and a shaker. I have, however, been a soldier, a tinker, a jack of all trades. I have raised five children....I have been loved and I have loved. I do not see grand designs nor do I chase afer them. Instead, I listen to the heartbeat of the land and I rejoice in a bird's song in the morning. Do not come here seeking answers for I have none. I do have questions which I will ask you constantly though. I do not believe in aruging so Politics will not be discussed in my blog. I do not care what your personal beliefs are for you are free to believe as you will...please allow me to do likewise. I have never been rich, but I have always been poor. Being poor however has never stopped me from feeling rich. I feel rich because I have the love of a good woman. Melinda completes me. She gives me the peace of mind and soul required to write about life without regrets and without envy of those who might have more. She is my world. Almosta Ranch is our heaven and we are happiy. This is what I want to share with you in this blog.

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SEPTEMBER 21, 2011 5:06PM

A Very Valuable Lesson for All of Us

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Today's Lesson

 

 

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Sometimes, we try too hard to get to the greener grass.


In the process, we end up in trouble.


And when you find yourself in trouble


and you're stuck in a situation that you can't get out of,


there is one thing you should always remember:


Not everyone who shows up... Is there to help you!


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That concludes today's lesson....carry on.

I would like to thank my dear Sister-in-Law, Evelyn for sending this to me.  As usual, you made me smile, thanks.

 

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Thus spake Zarathustra's smarter brother in Missouri.

Thanks for the laugh, it made my day.
HAHAHA...........hahah...........ha-ha-ha

Thanks,David
How perfect. When I think about the times the exact thing happened, it boggles my mind.
Wonderful post!!!!
rated with love
OMG I am on the floor.. that poor wench..:)
HUGGGGGGGG
Perfect. That's life!!
Perfect for our time!

:-) / R
Oof. I was just talking with someone the other day about Deliverance. I'm glad you didn't include sound with this lesson, Tor.
Just when you think it can’t get any worse…life screws you all over again.
Thanks for the chuckle :)
D'oh! I won't soon forget this!
And now you know why wives won't bend over the dishwasher in front of their husbands!

: D
Oh too funny! I am reminded of another joke that ends with:

Well, ma'am, I guess this just ain't your day...
Holy cow!!!

Tough lesson.
Why I never!! Great pics! ha ha R
If ever there was a post which summed up the human condition (or bovine condition for that matter) this is it!
Sometimes? SOMETIMES! This seems to happen to me all fthe time. Lol r
Mental note to self... the grass may be greener on the other side, but it comes at a price!
I am somewhat relieved to know it wasn't your bull in the photo. Somewhat sad to realize that there are some cross-species traits that are apparently as animalistic as they would seem to be.
I'm a little nervous about some of the sites Evelyn is clicking on on the internets. Just saying, david. ;) this made me laugh!
Oh geez, Torman!!
That is so funny, just what this evening needed -- me laughing : )
Thanks, Evelyn!
Wednesday is hump day after all!
Wednesday is hump day after all!
Poor thing. And that grass really does look greener.
I'm a little nervous about some of the sites Evelyn is clicking on on the internets. Just saying, david. ;) this made me laugh!
ROFL!
thats what they call, f***ed! screwed!
Your SiL wasn't cruising over this one on the work computer I hope?

:D

Rated for ending the day on a laugh.
FOUR MORE YEARS!!!!!
I was missing the ranch & had to stop by. Did not expect that. Thanks for the laugh.
Ah, Torman-san. You send wisdom.
Hmmmm... the one "standing" looks a little like several politicians I know.
Aww geez, this leaves me ALMOST speechless ... and uncertain as to how to proceed with my day.
Nothing worse than being in trouble and getting screwed. Great visual on your life's lesson.
Nothing worse than being in trouble and getting screwed. Great visual on your life's lesson.
Nothing worse than being in trouble and getting screwed. Great visual on your life's lesson.
Nothing worse than being in trouble and getting screwed. Great visual on your life's lesson.
Ohhhh, Torman!! This is priceless!
Ant thoughts on the name of the calf to be.