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David McClain

David McClain
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Doniphan, Missouri, USA
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February 08
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I am a simple man who has lived a simple life for sixty years. I have not dined with movie stars nor Kings and Queens. I have not walked the halls of power, nor have I been a mover and a shaker. I have, however, been a soldier, a tinker, a jack of all trades. I have raised five children....I have been loved and I have loved. I do not see grand designs nor do I chase afer them. Instead, I listen to the heartbeat of the land and I rejoice in a bird's song in the morning. Do not come here seeking answers for I have none. I do have questions which I will ask you constantly though. I do not believe in aruging so Politics will not be discussed in my blog. I do not care what your personal beliefs are for you are free to believe as you will...please allow me to do likewise. I have never been rich, but I have always been poor. Being poor however has never stopped me from feeling rich. I feel rich because I have the love of a good woman. Melinda completes me. She gives me the peace of mind and soul required to write about life without regrets and without envy of those who might have more. She is my world. Almosta Ranch is our heaven and we are happiy. This is what I want to share with you in this blog.

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JUNE 13, 2012 3:43PM

Stop your damned whining!

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Oh please, just stick a sock in it will you. I am sick to death of your whining and snotting about all your problems. Okay, I’ll hand it to you, your health is in the shitter and getting worse by the day, but so what.

News flash for ya bubba…..There are millions of people on this planet that have it worse than you do. Maybe I should just thank God they don’t all blog cause I don’t think I could stand that level of negativity.

While your at it, stop fretting about always running out of money before you run out of month, again, millions do that in today’s economy…you ain’t special.

Wait….what did you just say? The Life train has left the station and you are standing on the platform watching it leave? I can’t believe you said that. Look asshole, it’s time for you to man up. Just jump off the damn platform and run till you catch that train…it don’t go that fast.

The truth is, I don’t know how long you have left, whether it is three years or thirty, but one thing I do know and that is that  you can spend that time curled up in a ball of self-pity and simply taking up space on the planet, or you can live every day to its fullest….up to you.

You have a beautiful wife who loves you to distraction. You live on a place many people can only dream of having. No, you are no longer able to do everything that you did when you were forty…or even fifty, so you just do what you can be happy you’re upright and not taking the big dirt nap already.

One last thing. Stop being afraid to voice your opinions just because you think everyone is smarter than you are because you have shit for education. Own your beliefs and don’t be afraid to state them. If someone gets snippy with you, well you just tell em to take a flying fuck with a spider monkey.

Okay, I’m all done. Now, if you hurry, you can jump your ass off that platform and run catch that damned train. Personally, I’m gonna take a nap. See ya.

Now, before you get your panties in a wad, this entry was aimed at myself and no one else. Sometimes you have to just give yourself a good bitch-slap in order to get back on track. We now return you to your regular broadcast schedule....Thank you.

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I thought you wuz talkin' t'me.

Yr alright Mr. McClain. : )
b u t t t t t t

The "essence" of being an OSer is to blame someone else for one's problems.

Sheesh ... didn't you get the memo?
Thank you I think I needed that ole bitch slap too! I keep writing posts that I think aren't good enough to share here...Thanks for the wake up call :)
I have that same voice in my head at least once a week... whack up aside the back of the boney head... gets the heart started.
What one denies to himself he will deny to others.
I need to get that tattooed on my butt backwards so I can see it in a mirror. This is a "Torman Classic".
Especially when you think of the number of families who live without access to fresh, clean drinking water or who can't feed their children. Come December 21, these complainers, whiners as you call them, are going straight to, ... hello!
Next time I get down in the dumps, David, I'm calling you for an ass-kicking pep talk! (I knew you were talking to yourself by about the third paragraph.) And, dammit, I value your opinions, so stop hogging them for yourself!

Lezlie
I hate whining and self-pity too, though I am often guilty of it. I much prefer to fight injustice, not bemoan its effects on poor little old me.
True words.
Thanks for the reminder!
r./
Good self-directed rant, David! Always good to look on the bright side.
That was a pretty decent script Mel wrote, but wasn't she the one supposed to read it? (rated and nominated for an RP)
Okay, fine, but I was really hoping to see this start a smack down. But, I knew it was from you and doubted that would happen. Need a kick in the butt? Don't you have a jackass on the farm already? :)
You had me with the first paragraph, David. (I still think of you as Torman.)

You had me pegged. I was actually spooked because I was online as Alan instead of Sagemerlin because I am trying to clean up the alan milner blog for job search purposes, and trying to second guess the market, wondering whether my political views my kill my chances at getting work.

And then I realized that I don't want to work for anyone who would be put off by my political views. That's not work. That's slavery.

But you're dead right....I haven't been posting things because I wonder if anyone even gives a shit any more....or if I am just adding to the cacophony that I like to complain about so much.

So here's the truth: you're right. You have to sing your own song because no one is going to sing it for you and if you don't sing your own song no one will remember it when you are gone.

When I write now, I write to bear witness. I don't think that anything I write will have any effect. I know that I'm politically impotent. We've been packaged and purchased.

But that doesn't mean I'm not going to raise alarms about it.

Well said, sir.
Are you going to write a blog tomorrow taking umbrage with what you said to yourself today? I would really love to see a dust-up on OS that involved one person fighting with himself. ;-)

(Seriously, though, I loved this, and I think we all need to be this brutally honest with ourselves.)
My words exactly for myself..I did this too but I had to stoρ myself when my autoctitical "ritual' reminded me of Mark's Twain saying “It's easy to quit smoking. I've done it hundreds of times.”
It was a habbit of mine,such as smoking,the autocriticism and I understood that sometimes it stood as an alibi,towards being my corrector. Now, I get really angry with me....I can totally connect and I want to thank you for sharing this.Rated.
This reminded me of one of my favorite Tom Waits lines:
"Come down off the cross, cause we could use the wood, and come on up to the house".

In other words, after you're done moaning, come hang out with the rest of us, and bring some of your wood to add our fire. Indulging in a little self-whine can be satisfying, but taking your place next to the fire with the rest of us feels better.
I cannot tell you how often this kind of thought is discussed on the golf course during play.

Things go wrong...errant shots...bad putts...piss poor drives...double and triple bogeys. The swearing starts...the moaning...the bitching...the "feeling sorry for one's self."

And someone will say, "Stop the whining. There are people who cannot walk...who cannot get out of bed...or who have to work. Just enjoy."

This was a good post, David. Thanks for it.
"May you have a life filled with happiness - with just a touch of sorrow so you know the difference."

Written on the inside cover of my high school yearbood by the calloused hand of a working man - my dad.

It took years before I knew how wise he was.

r
Almost from the first word I knew you were giving yourself a pep talk. LOL

Be well. Have a great day.
Hugs to you and Mel
Almost from the first word I knew you were giving yourself a pep talk. LOL

Be well. Have a great day.
Hugs to you and Mel
Thanks, I needed that! :-)
The long dirt nap is coming for us all or maybe the fire pit. I am going to enjoy every moment. Thanks for this uplifting post.
Hah~This was great. I started writing over 3 years ago and have taken up guitar, with fingers that don't like to bend a certain way. I speak my mine to anyone and I do not whine. Whiners make me sick. I watched as a man died and never shed a tear or even talked about it. Instead he went out and got a night job. Whiners, hah!
Nice self-rant! Applies to me too, though.
This actually yanked me out of my good place. Pooey. Going away now.
I seriously wonder how knowing that there ae people much worse off than one's self should make one feel great when life gives you a solid kick in the ass. I suppose there are always ways things could be worse but if there is a bit of relief in bitching, why not? A solid bitch is the first step in figuring out how to make things better. In life you get what you settle for, not what you want. Settling for misery is not a great idea.
Kick yourself in the forehead too! What? You can't do that? WHAT GOOD ARE YA!?!?!?!? :D
Well, thanks. I needed that today. I don't have a beautiful wife who loves me to distraction or any other kind of of wife, nor do I live on a place many people can only dream of having (pfffftt and lolz) but all the rest, yeah.

And thanks SO much for take a flying fuck with a spider monkey. That'll come in handy.
I love this.

It NEVER hurts to sit back and take a look at ourselves, see all that we have and not dwell on what we don't have.

As I tend to say, there is ALWAYS someone much worse off than I.
What Lezlie said, my friend, but I'm cheating, 'cause I read her post before I did yours. Still I would've said that education doesn't come with schooling - at least not life lessons and basic humanity. We nurture them and share them so they that spread.
R♥
The only way you're going to get what you don't have is to begin by feeling bad you don't have it. That's when you start thinking about how to get it. Nothing wrong with that.
Thank you all for your kind comments. I actually wrote this out to save on my computer for myself.....sorta like a private diary entry but in a moment of weakness I said, what the hell, I might as well put it on OS. Kicking my own ass from time to time works for me and I don't expect it to work for or help anyone else.
Oh and Cheshyre Grin....Maybe that's how it works on your planet, not mine. I may not give compassion to myself but I DO have it for others. Your monkey awaits.
Jeeze, I was reading this and thinking "Is he talking about ME?" Huh. Well, despite your comment at the end, I call bullshit. You're one of the most upbeat people on Open Salon, day in and day out. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it. If you have a pipe. And if you smoke.
A good go Mr Almosta :D.

Now get on back to the kitchen, dinner's waitin' ;).

Rated for could have applied to all of us at one time or another.
A....effin....men.....dude....the proverbial nail has just had it's smashed...
Rated x 100
*head*.....waaaaa....cant type either...
We all need a pep talk or reality check now and then. Next time I'm just going to read yours.
david - i cant believe you worry about expressing your opinions bc you think you dont have sufficient education. you are one of our finest writers, and i would think are entitled to voice any opinion you would like (even if we might disagree on some of them), but more importanly, not just you are entitled, but i am sure you can do so perfectly eloquently.

dont be so hard on yourself for feeling sorry for yourself, even, though, okay? sometimes we get down, and sometimes its a tiny bit harder to get back up. that too is human and forgivable.

sending love and hugs to you and mel and all the animals.
Uh oh, I have a different opinion, and I only made it to part of 10th grade. Oh well, it's none of my business what you think of me. Others are free to think what they want.

About those that have it worse, that doesn't invalidate my hurts or losses, or those of any other. If it did then I'd tell the people living in their car because they lost their home stop whining, someone in Africa is walking to a refugee camp and one of their kids died from starvation. Then I'd tell the person who lost both arms to stop whining because someone else lost theirs and their legs too.

I have compassion for all sorrows and honor them all. So when I get up and my right knee is killing me and my back is hunched over, I say oh poor thing. Then I gently stretch and start walking so I can loosen up again. I'm grateful for what I have knowing others are far worse off. I've always pushed myself too, the only thing I didn't learn was to be gentle with myself. I think it's possible to do both. The only thing I can't do is lay there and wallow in it.

If someone gets snippy with me I'll send you a PM and you can come tell them to take a flying fuck with a spider monkey. I started months ago and you need the practice. And when someone tells me not to whine, I usually give them something to whine about.

Rated.
I always tell my husband to stop whining ...and he has. I think it is a mid life crisis thing. Women just get sick of it in middle age. The maternal instincts that attracted us to the neediest get depleted with real kids.
Well so long as it's aimed at yourself, fair game David. I wrote something like following on Lezlie's blog: There's a fine line between sticking to your beliefs and being unreasonably obstinate, like the loons who persist in believing that Obama was born in Kenya. If persuasion fails with them then intimidating them into silence doesn't seem a terrible alternative.
Yeah, I had that or very similar conversation with my reflection a few times over the decades.

--r--
You're so right David...but what about The Darn Spammers? ha ha R
That felt good. Thanks
Wakes me up like a cold slap in the face. Thanks.

My wife and daughter and nephew and I just returned from the Witches' Village at Kpatinga, where woman accused of witchcraft are exiled to spend the remainder of their lives. Kind of makes the stuff most of us spend our lives complaining about seem trivial by comparison.
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The comments go off to TRASH Heap?
This is my second effort to comment.
I think bloggers (me) need to be nice.
We must try to be 'more smarter' too.
V. Corso. No. You not so vain . . .
I thought he was chatting at me?
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This remins me of the VA study.
A study was done on amputees.
The VA psychologist used frogs.
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One frog lost one left leg-limb.
The experiment went like this:
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Cut another limb off the frog.
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Write down` Frog jump ten feet.
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Cut another back leg off sad frog.
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The Tester of frogs records this:
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Frog jump three feet and whines.
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Then ~ Sigh. Cut all four limbs off.
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The psychologist yells at frog. JUMP!
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"Frog stays put. Frog needs red wine."
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"Frog no obeys` to go `Jump-in-lake."
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Experiment concludes`Frog seems deaf.
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I moan. I need reading glasses. Natatehay.
I agree. I mourn the loss of my vim & vigor.
I need spectacles to read. I inhale mist Puffs.

I get cranky if I need t spray a orange Inhaler.
VA prescribed me a Rx # Albutterol spray can.
I try not to use the medicine. No kill frogs? No!

I love sweet Butter Better. Butter AIN'T bitter.
I get a Agent Orange tickle in my throat. Croak.
I gonna invite a nice witch over. We fly away.
its a free world maybe they enjoy bitching and I find it a good reminder to get on with my life- in point of fact- how is whining about whining defined? On to reality and beyond!
David, ole buddy, you got a way with words. Texas is proud of you! I think you need to tape that to your bathroom mirror so you can read it to yourself every mornin'...I know I am. Only, with all them whiskers, I don't think you look into it all that often. I miss you brother!
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While reading the first lines, I could have bet what you were talking to me (although, of course, you do not know me, your words were so familiar to me..) This is trully a great work and my thank you for reminding me with who I must first be angry..My self..Rated.
We all need that from time to time.

Mind if I borree your'n?
I would have responded to this post sooner, but I had to de-wad my panties.