Life on Almosta Ranch
David McClain
- Location
- Doniphan, Missouri, USA
- Birthday
- February 08
- Bio
- I am a simple man who has lived a simple life for sixty years. I have not dined with movie stars nor Kings and Queens. I have not walked the halls of power, nor have I been a mover and a shaker.
I have, however, been a soldier, a tinker, a jack of all trades. I have raised five children....I have been loved and I have loved.
I do not see grand designs nor do I chase afer them. Instead, I listen to the heartbeat of the land and I rejoice in a bird's song in the morning.
Do not come here seeking answers for I have none. I do have questions which I will ask you constantly though.
I do not believe in aruging so Politics will not be discussed in my blog. I do not care what your personal beliefs are for you are free to believe as you will...please allow me to do likewise.
I have never been rich, but I have always been poor. Being poor however has never stopped me from feeling rich.
I feel rich because I have the love of a good woman. Melinda completes me. She gives me the peace of mind and soul required to write about life without regrets and without envy of those who might have more. She is my world. Almosta Ranch is our heaven and we are happiy. This is what I want to share with you in this blog.
MY RECENT POSTS
- To the Grandchildren of my
Grandchildren
May 31, 2012 04:19PM - Unrequited Love
May 29, 2012 12:56PM - The Spirit Land.....OS Fiction
Weekend...a repost.
May 27, 2012 12:53PM - A Plea for help from Libya!
May 24, 2012 03:20PM - Dinner time at Almosta....When
Momma Calls!
May 22, 2012 11:52AM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Cathy GF.....Thank you
Cathy and as I said above,
this was my
wife's idea but
I'm…”
12:13AM - “Lezlie, I just have a
problem with government,
whether
national or state, or
loca…”
11:23PM - “V.Corso....The project
was actually my wife's idea.
She's the
brains of the
outfi…”
6:22PM - “Sometimes saying less is
really saying more. Those that
knew
him knew exactly
wha…”
3:03PM - “Here in rual Missouri
those bath salts are a real
problem.
Cheap and easily
obtai…”
2:59PM
David McClain's Links
- New list
- Keeper of the Word
Phase One Complete: Two Young Ladies Are Home
Almosta Ranch is like a caterpillar undergoing a metamorphosis and when all the changes are done, it will be a professional, paying, horse ranch known far and wide for the champion blood-line of its horses who will excel both in the show-ring and on working ranches, doing the hard work of… Read full post »
I Forgot how good it feels.
A cold Sam Adams, Boston Lager on an unseasonably warm Fall afternoon. Guilty pleasure? Not when you've spent all day building fence, removing old fence, and operating heavy equipment.
I had forgotten just how good a cold beer tastes after a day of hard, honest labor. I had also forgotte… Read full post »
Americans Sneaking Into Canada in Record Numbers
The Manitoba Herald - as Reported by Clive Runnels - August 1, 2010
The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The recent actions of the Tea Party are prompting… Read full post »
Retired Man Vs The Stump...A Battle of Epic Proportions
Through out history there have been many epic battles which have given rise to great heroes, heroes who have strode across the fabric of history in all their mythic glory....This is not the story of one of those.
It is, however, the story of an epic battle waged early in the… Read full post »
If I'm a Writer, Can I Paint you a Picture With Words?
There are times when the human spirit seeks sanctuary, a place to rest away from the incessant pressure of everyday life. I have always been one to whom a sanctuary is of paramount importance. I learned long ago that if I stay connected constantly to the world around me, I listen… Read full post »
The Next Stage of My Life
Friday morning I awoke at the usual hour, climbed out of my bed and did my morning ritual as always. Then I took my first cup of coffee out onto the front porch to greet the new day. That is when it first hit me....today was not just any day. Today… Read full post »
FaceBook in History......What if......
It's been a busy week and a half; getting ready for retirement, fence building, land clearing, and preparing to build a very large barn. I have had very little time on the computer and I have missed this place and all you good folks.
After opening my email today though… Read full post »
Are You an Ant or a Grasshopper in the Writer's World
Most of us, at one time or another, have wondered..."What could I do with a million dollars?" Well I have a question for you. What could you do with a million words?
The reason I ask that question is that this morning I found myself over at my old writing site… Read full post »
Cranky?
My Mother-in-Law loves the Game Show Network...don't ask. Well this morning she was sitting in her chair and watching one of those mindless game shows while I sat at my desk and worked on the computer.
The volume was up and I overheard the game show host ask the excited… Read full post »
A No-Balls Saturday
Today my son left the house early. He is headed over to a neighboring farm to attend country folks answer to Country Club dances, High Teas, and other ritzy social events city slickers so enjoy. Out here in the country though they have "Mule Cuttings."
That's right, a group right out… Read full post »
It's Official: I'm going straight to Hell
I have always known that, for me, getting into Heaven was going to be an uphill battle. I am realist enough to understand that I have just done way too many bad, bad, things in my life for ole St. Peter to just welcome me in with open arms.
The thing… Read full post »
What is Wrong With America: Gravity!
Recently there was an Open Call issued entitled: What is Wrong With America. Now normally I would avoid such open calls with a passion because all the answers usually devolve into political rants of one side or the other. It is usually said that if everyone were enlightened and liberal, the… Read full post »
The Trolls will get you everytime!
I have long held that the cosmos is ruled by a malignant little troll with a rotten attitude and a love for practical jokes. I also have it, on good authority, that the most important thing a man can do in life is fool the troll.
By fooling the troll, I… Read full post »
I have always believed that a man should know his limits and not push his luck. Well that's not completely true, when I was a teenager I was like all teenage boys and thought I was ten foot tall and bullet proof. It took time and a few hard life lessons… Read full post »
Levi Johnson Vs Sarah Palin....Nobody wins this one
I am beginning to believe that the worse thing I can do for my blood pressure is to allow the TV to remain on a cable news channel past nine a.m. central time.
I made that mistake this morning and sure enough, I was rewarded by a "news" story dealing… Read full post »
"There's no 'I' in Teamwork......"
A long time ago, when I was much younger and my personal mouth muffler had a tendency malfunction, I once had the job as the overnight supervisor at a large grocery store.
I enjoyed the job at first; I was in charge of a couple of dozen stockers and it… Read full post »
What is a Wife? Oryoki Bowl's Open Call
Every week around here there are a few open calls issued by one writer or another and though I enjoy reading the answers to those calls, I rarely answer one myself...until today that is.
Today I read Oryoki Bowl's Open call: What is a Wife. It was well written and… Read full post »
The Fainting Goat...Come on you know you want to know!
After my last blog about Dolly, my pygmy fainting goat, there were quite a few questions about the breed from readers so I thought I should devote a blog to introducing you to the breed.
According to Uncle Billy's Encyclopedia of Farm Animals and Other Prom Date Alternatives for People in… Read full post »
One Step Closer to Heaven
Yesterday I had a meeting with management. Now normally that sentence would be followed by a couple of paragraphs of bad news, but not this time.
This time was very different because I was the one that called the meeting. It was time to inform them of my future plans. Notice… Read full post »
Hello Dolly.....THUD!
To those of you who say that animals don't have the ability to reason like humans I say: Balderdash! Animals think things through just like people....better sometimes, the thing is their thought process is done without vocal support.
Case in point.....Not long ago I was sitting and watching our colle… Read full post »
Change is Constant
"The only thing constant in this world is Change". My old daddy use to use that line on me all the time when I was a kid, growing up in East Texas. To which I would always answer: "Uh?"
Now, at this late stage of my development, I get it. I… Read full post »
"Oh Baby.....Please!"
She walks up to the back of my easy chair, bends down and puts her arms around my neck. She gives me a soft kiss on my ear as she hugs me.
"Baby?"
"Yes, sweetie."
"You remember that lady who bought the goat from us last year?"
"Yes, what about her?"… Read full post »
A Trip to the Twenty-First Century Wizards and Magic Dept.
Nobody loves music any more than I do and that fact has at last driven me, kicking and screaming, into the 21st century.
I knew that something momentous was going to happen yesterday...I just had that feeling-that tickling at the nap of my neck-strange times were upon me. I knew… Read full post »
What Will a Two Year Old Remember?
What do you remember from your second year of life? When you were two years old, innocent and wide-eyed and toddling into a bright new world, what images remained seared into your cortex to surface many years later in your adult life?
I wonder.....Will a thirty year old Aric, tall and… Read full post »
So You Think It's Easy to Write a Blog?
Yeah, I know there are some of you out there who just sit down and pound out great entries in a matter of moments without breaking a sweat, then head out to tip-toe through the daises like some freaking forest nymph, with narry a care in the world. Matt Paust comes… Read full post »
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