Better than a Sharp Stick in the Eye!
Traigus
- Location
- Hingham, Massachusetts, United States
- Birthday
- February 21
- Title
- Burger King Impersonator
- Bio
- The very idea that I might be a real person should bother you a large amount. Good things happen to bad people and the other way around. I can say that weird things happen to weird people, so it all balances out in the end. I'm not sure what happens to real people, but if you put a bunch of them together you seen to get an MTV show, so that really doesn't bode well for society. My current hero is the big plastic-headed Burger King from the commercials. His creepiness and subtle evil are an inspiration to all of us with over-sized plastic heads that one day hope to be the monarch figurehead (hur hur) of a Burger Empire.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Underemployment
November 23, 2009 03:18PM - Cost Cutting (A story)
September 25, 2009 11:57AM - Everything is on hold
July 21, 2009 11:02AM - And yet again... No story.
July 13, 2009 04:04PM - No Story Today
July 10, 2009 04:39PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “I've been pretty lucky
compared to many people. My
sister and
her husband have
b…”
November 23, 2009 11:04PM - “I think it is typical
monkey-boy (human) too little
/ too
late
pushing.
Grab
grab…”
October 05, 2009 04:05PM - “Rated.
... and
off to do my $8.25 /hr
sandwich making job (not
quite
enough
hour…”
October 02, 2009 02:56PM - “Because nobody cares
what happens when they are otu
of
office, right? it would
b…”
September 30, 2009 12:51PM - “Rated for a Jack
reference.”
September 30, 2009 12:48PM
Traigus's Links
Underemployment
I've been underemployed before, though neve this underemployed.
I make less money than I did 15 years ago when I made slightly higher price-point food to pay my way through college.
6 and 1/2 years of college resulted in me living in someone else's house and generally being worse off… Read full post »
Cost Cutting (A story)
Haven't got back to Eddie and B. Too busy looking for work at the moment.
Here is soemthing I put together as a writing sample this week. Sometimes jobs require interestign things...
Cost Cutting
-T.J. Whitfield Jr. © 2009
Accounting… Read full post »
Everything is on hold
Sorry, stuff is on hold here for a bit.
Extra crazy. I'll come up with a story plan soon.
I'm thinking to get back running late August.
Updates will be up when I nail the day down better. I may need to shift to 3 days a… Read full post »
And yet again... No story.
Got bogged down with a lot of stuff today. Won't even have time to read OS.
I'll edit and post the next segment tuesday.
I'm thinking about getting 1 day ahead next weekend, so I can't get derailed this easily.
The current schedule is easily upset by even non-emergenci… Read full post »
No Story Today
Yet again, I'm going to miss a Friday deadline.
While editing today's piece I realized I was going in the wrong direction. I'm replotting a bunch of stuff and it used up my time (and more) for today.
Most of my extra-extra time today was used bumming around OS… Read full post »
Fast Eddie and The Badger vs. Everyone (Part 1, Segment 6)
This is part 6 of an ongoing serial story. See my Introduction / FAQ for details.
Part 1 (vs. the Tooth Fairy), Segment 6:
In the morning, I got to experience computers in a whole new way, though not in a way I would have… Read full post »
Fast Eddie and The Badger vs. Everyone (Part 1, Segment 5)
This is part 5 of an ongoing serial story. See my Introduction / FAQ for details.
Part 1 (vs. the Tooth Fairy), Segment 5:
I've heard that back in the day that big time computer rooms were clean places. My experience with larger… Read full post »
Fast Eddie and The Badger vs. Everyone (Part 1, Segment 4)
This is part 4 of an ongoing serial story. See my Introduction / FAQ for details.
Part 1 (vs. the Tooth Fairy), Segment 4:
My Sargent in Utah once said, “ If life gives you lemons, be really really suspicious. Hell, nobody is… Read full post »
Fast Eddie and The Badger vs. Everyone (Part 1, Segment 3)
This is part 3 of an ongoing serial story. See my Introduction / FAQ for details.
Part 1 (vs. the Tooth Fairy), Segment 3:
The soldier wasn't dead. It was hard to see all of his internal organs with all of his body armor on,… Read full post »
No story today...
No story today, sorry.
Too much pre- holiday stuff going on.
Segment 3 will be up on Monday, July 6. Read full post »
Fast Eddie and The Badger vs. Everyone (Part 1, Segment 2)
This is part 2 of an ongoing serial story. See my Introduction / FAQ for details.
Part 1 (vs. the Tooth Fairy), Segment 2:
For some reason, my face was wet... everything smelled like tapioca and nacho cheese.
Oh, blood. Right. Car...… Read full post »
Fast Eddie and The Badger vs. Everyone (Part 1, Segment 1)
This is part 1 of an ongoing serial story. See my Introduction / FAQ for details.
Part 1 (vs. the Tooth Fairy), Segment 1:
“You get what you pay for,” Eddie shrugged. His scuffed combat jacket 's green and brown cammo hashed in the opposite… Read full post »
Fast Eddie and the Badger vs. Everyone (Introduction/ FAQ)
Updated!
Before I start on my hour of writing today (for tomorrow's first segment of the serial) I wanted to explain a little history of the characters I'm using.
None of this is spoilers in any way, or actual story/character information, more of a reasoning of the process.
One of… Read full post »
Serial Fiction, coming to an OS Blog near you (July 1)
As, I've said a lot of times before, in a lot of places... I don't consider myself a writer. I don't fit the definition that I have seen in countless classes and books.
On the other hand, spending massive amounts of time (daily) look for work while sitting in… Read full post »
Smell Like Shatner : Star Trek Fragrances?
Saw this on Slashdot a few mins. ago.
This is nuts. I have a hard time thinking it is real.. The Red Shirt stuff is way too crazy. But, it seems to be on the real movie site.
How can someoen even start to… Read full post »
Open Call: It was a Dark and Stormy night.
Response to Sheldon the Wonder Horse's call.
http://open.salon.com/blog/sheldon_the_wonderhorse/2009/02/27/open_call_writing_challenge_ii
It was definitely dark and stormy.
That's my story... and I'm sticking to it. If it hadn't been for Donny and Marie wailing through the crapped… Read full post »
Tricky Dick needs PR help from YOU!
I'm unemployed. That's a different story.
In my hope to find some kind of new employment I try to leave no possibilities unexplored. My brother-in-lawgave me the web address of the main U.S. Government job system. Maybe some of you will have better luck with it than I have. Mostly I… Read full post »
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