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The very idea that I might be a real person should bother you a large amount. Good things happen to bad people and the other way around. I can say that weird things happen to weird people, so it all balances out in the end. I'm not sure what happens to real people, but if you put a bunch of them together you seen to get an MTV show, so that really doesn't bode well for society. My current hero is the big plastic-headed Burger King from the commercials. His creepiness and subtle evil are an inspiration to all of us with over-sized plastic heads that one day hope to be the monarch figurehead (hur hur) of a Burger Empire.

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MARCH 4, 2009 4:22PM

Smell Like Shatner : Star Trek Fragrances?

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Saw this on Slashdot a few mins. ago.

 

Real Kirk Odor 

 

This is nuts.  I have a hard time thinking it is real.. The Red Shirt stuff is way too crazy.   But, it seems to be on the real movie site.

 How can someoen even start to make fun of this?  Too many choices.  Not enough time (I'm making a meatloaf).

All I can think of is that scene from Spaceballs (and al lthe scense after it with products in them).

To bodly go where no marketing person has gone before... Smelly Nerds.

 

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Please note: I'm a Nerd... just not a smelly one with delusions of Shatnerhood.
Does it smell like Shat? Anything for a buck, eh Monsieur Traigus?
Yes, anything for money M. Chariot.

But, at least the Star Trek fans will ahve someplace to use their new fragrances. it seems Quark's bar is being re-opened in May at a different location in Vegas.

http://www.geek.com/articles/news/star-trek-the-experience-to-be-resurrected-in-las-vegas-2009033/
Will it make me act like Mr. Shatner, I....can only......hope so!! :)
I think it only... makes... YOU... actlike... old Shatner. (All spacing intentional. Read it like Bill.)

Award-winning later Shatner sold separately.
I think the red shirt thing is wicked funny and sounds yummy. I am no trekker, but that has appeal.

ha!
BWA-haaaa...that "Red Shirt" is priceless! But they have to have some Next Generation cologne too...hmm...what would it be? I have to brainstorm..
I dunno about next gen. There are a ton of mixed drinks for next gen. I dunno how many of them were fan made, or from Quarks. I'm not sure if they get a smell.

This seems to be the real deal. E! is reporting on it (in all of their news-worthyness). Haven' seen it debunked yet.
I'm buying. Think about it - mint packaging, the strange odours emanating from the box, the awesome font: TIBERIUS!

Can't wait for Pickard fragrance so I can drink it and bathe in it.
If one smells like Shatner, can one assume that scent is ham?
What does smarmy smell like, anyway?
alien envy obviously. we can kidnap, keep in mother ship not hosed out since left sirius, give you authentic smell. free with anal probe

peace
Tiberius:
All I can see is some production assistant wringing out a drippy ripped green shirt into a bottle. Ew..

They wouldn't probably let me buy it anyway. There would be someone behind the counter... they'd look at me and just hand me a bottle of Red Shirt... with a sad head-shake they'd wish me "good luck pal" and i'd slink dejectedly away to my doom.

I think Sheldon answered your question Sheepdog.

Irma... Don't know if they will do fragrances for Next Gen.. But I think they should do a shaving gel or aftershave called "Riker: Beard or no Beard" after the years long fight over that weighty Trek topic.

Drinking distilled Stewart juice probably causes baldness and a strange compulsion to act out entire Dickens productions by yourself.... when you aren't hitching up your jumpsuit.

(OS keeps eating my comments to this... third time is a charm.. I'll delete others if they all show up at once or something.)