Saw this on Slashdot a few mins. ago.
This is nuts. I have a hard time thinking it is real.. The Red Shirt stuff is way too crazy. But, it seems to be on the real movie site.
How can someoen even start to make fun of this? Too many choices. Not enough time (I'm making a meatloaf).
All I can think of is that scene from Spaceballs (and al lthe scense after it with products in them).
To bodly go where no marketing person has gone before... Smelly Nerds.

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But, at least the Star Trek fans will ahve someplace to use their new fragrances. it seems Quark's bar is being re-opened in May at a different location in Vegas.
http://www.geek.com/articles/news/star-trek-the-experience-to-be-resurrected-in-las-vegas-2009033/
Award-winning later Shatner sold separately.
ha!
This seems to be the real deal. E! is reporting on it (in all of their news-worthyness). Haven' seen it debunked yet.
Can't wait for Pickard fragrance so I can drink it and bathe in it.
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All I can see is some production assistant wringing out a drippy ripped green shirt into a bottle. Ew..
They wouldn't probably let me buy it anyway. There would be someone behind the counter... they'd look at me and just hand me a bottle of Red Shirt... with a sad head-shake they'd wish me "good luck pal" and i'd slink dejectedly away to my doom.
I think Sheldon answered your question Sheepdog.
Irma... Don't know if they will do fragrances for Next Gen.. But I think they should do a shaving gel or aftershave called "Riker: Beard or no Beard" after the years long fight over that weighty Trek topic.
Drinking distilled Stewart juice probably causes baldness and a strange compulsion to act out entire Dickens productions by yourself.... when you aren't hitching up your jumpsuit.
(OS keeps eating my comments to this... third time is a charm.. I'll delete others if they all show up at once or something.)