Better than a Sharp Stick in the Eye!
(maybe)
Traigus
- Location
- Hingham, Massachusetts, United States
- Birthday
- February 21
- Title
- Burger King Impersonator
- Bio
- The very idea that I might be a real person should bother you a large amount. Good things happen to bad people and the other way around. I can say that weird things happen to weird people, so it all balances out in the end. I'm not sure what happens to real people, but if you put a bunch of them together you seen to get an MTV show, so that really doesn't bode well for society. My current hero is the big plastic-headed Burger King from the commercials. His creepiness and subtle evil are an inspiration to all of us with over-sized plastic heads that one day hope to be the monarch figurehead (hur hur) of a Burger Empire.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Underemployment
November 23, 2009 03:18PM - Cost Cutting (A story)
September 25, 2009 11:57AM - Everything is on hold
July 21, 2009 11:02AM - And yet again... No story.
July 13, 2009 04:04PM - No Story Today
July 10, 2009 04:39PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “I've been pretty lucky
compared to many people. My
sister and
her husband have
b…”
November 23, 2009 11:04PM - “I think it is typical
monkey-boy (human) too little
/ too
late
pushing.
Grab
grab…”
October 05, 2009 04:05PM - “Rated.
... and
off to do my $8.25 /hr
sandwich making job (not
quite
enough
hour…”
October 02, 2009 02:56PM - “Rated for a Jack
reference.”
September 30, 2009 12:48PM - “I liked SG Atlantis for
the characters, not so much
the
stories. Can't wait
for…”
September 25, 2009 04:12PM
Traigus's Links
November 23, 2009 11:04PM
“I've been pretty lucky compared to many people. My sister and her husband have been beyond great. There isn't a ton for me to help them with. It does…”
About: Underemployment
“I've been pretty lucky compared to many people. My sister and her husband have been beyond great. There isn't a ton for me to help them with. It does…”
About: Underemployment
October 05, 2009 04:05PM
“I think it is typical monkey-boy (human) too little / too late pushing. Grab grab grab... wait... we are out of x? (tuna, gold whatever... in this case…”
About: A rant about stupidity... and the coming civil war...
“I think it is typical monkey-boy (human) too little / too late pushing. Grab grab grab... wait... we are out of x? (tuna, gold whatever... in this case…”
About: A rant about stupidity... and the coming civil war...
October 02, 2009 02:56PM
“Rated. ... and off to do my $8.25 /hr sandwich making job (not quite enough hours for full time... then again, nobody does full time, might qualify fo…”
About: Return of the Wage Slave
“Rated. ... and off to do my $8.25 /hr sandwich making job (not quite enough hours for full time... then again, nobody does full time, might qualify fo…”
About: Return of the Wage Slave
September 25, 2009 04:12PM
“I liked SG Atlantis for the characters, not so much the stories. Can't wait for Universe. Yet again, I'm going to have to Watch Dollhouse from the webs…”
About: Fall TV: Finding The Diamonds in the Coal Pile
“I liked SG Atlantis for the characters, not so much the stories. Can't wait for Universe. Yet again, I'm going to have to Watch Dollhouse from the webs…”
About: Fall TV: Finding The Diamonds in the Coal Pile
September 25, 2009 03:21PM
“The green ranger.. GREEN ranger?!?!?!”
About: Kanye West does this all the time! Stealing everyone's shine
“The green ranger.. GREEN ranger?!?!?!”
About: Kanye West does this all the time! Stealing everyone's shine
September 25, 2009 03:14PM
“Guessing at the future isn't something a lot of people want to try. It, maybe by definition, is something that futurists and Science Fiction Writers t…”
About: Scientific Failures and Wonders
“Guessing at the future isn't something a lot of people want to try. It, maybe by definition, is something that futurists and Science Fiction Writers t…”
About: Scientific Failures and Wonders
September 25, 2009 12:39PM
“I'm still trying to make a plan for the Eddie thing. my time is random and crazy right now.”
About: Cost Cutting (A story)
“I'm still trying to make a plan for the Eddie thing. my time is random and crazy right now.”
About: Cost Cutting (A story)
September 07, 2009 11:42AM
“I went to DragonCon years and years ago. I tend to stay away from the really big ones. Too much to do, and I always want to be in 4 places at the same…”
About: DragonCon Day 1 Adventures
“I went to DragonCon years and years ago. I tend to stay away from the really big ones. Too much to do, and I always want to be in 4 places at the same…”
About: DragonCon Day 1 Adventures
September 07, 2009 11:36AM
“I can edit .png in Gimp version 2.4.5 for Windows. Was it not opening? Were the layers not saved in the original file? I”
About: Online Photo Editor -Beautifully Simple
“I can edit .png in Gimp version 2.4.5 for Windows. Was it not opening? Were the layers not saved in the original file? I”
About: Online Photo Editor -Beautifully Simple
September 04, 2009 12:48PM
“Wouldn't the Crocodiels be harmless? Because they'd be full, having eaten a lot of ham flavored pudding? Besides, why do you thin the Lord always sends…”
About: Our House is a VeryVeryVery Fine House
“Wouldn't the Crocodiels be harmless? Because they'd be full, having eaten a lot of ham flavored pudding? Besides, why do you thin the Lord always sends…”
About: Our House is a VeryVeryVery Fine House
September 03, 2009 03:55PM
“I remember community service just starting to be a big trend again in education maybe 15 years ago when I was in college. It was a big bandwagon in sma…”
About: The Problem with Forced Community Service
“I remember community service just starting to be a big trend again in education maybe 15 years ago when I was in college. It was a big bandwagon in sma…”
About: The Problem with Forced Community Service
September 02, 2009 06:40PM
“You know you could have looked it up on the internet... ha ha ha. Seriously though, having a parent around to help with the homework is pretty rare thes…”
About: First Homework Assignment: Testing the Parents
“You know you could have looked it up on the internet... ha ha ha. Seriously though, having a parent around to help with the homework is pretty rare thes…”
About: First Homework Assignment: Testing the Parents
September 02, 2009 06:32PM
“I disagree that the Blue dogs hold the center. That's the illusion they want everyone to have. Most of them Really are more corporate shills than any…”
About: The Other Side of The Kennedy Appointment Story
“I disagree that the Blue dogs hold the center. That's the illusion they want everyone to have. Most of them Really are more corporate shills than any…”
About: The Other Side of The Kennedy Appointment Story
September 01, 2009 03:20PM
“Yup, which is why I wasn't calling you out. I know you aren't crazy, but I'm expecting trolls to show up. I'm not sure when the line got drawn in the s…”
About: The Other Side of The Kennedy Appointment Story
“Yup, which is why I wasn't calling you out. I know you aren't crazy, but I'm expecting trolls to show up. I'm not sure when the line got drawn in the s…”
About: The Other Side of The Kennedy Appointment Story
September 01, 2009 02:46PM
“There are Registered Republicans all over Mass. ha ha.. though they don't resemble Republicans in a lot of other states at all. People outside New Engla…”
About: The Other Side of The Kennedy Appointment Story
“There are Registered Republicans all over Mass. ha ha.. though they don't resemble Republicans in a lot of other states at all. People outside New Engla…”
About: The Other Side of The Kennedy Appointment Story
September 01, 2009 11:00AM
“Some people just aren't cut out to be busboys. Even the worst jobs require tons of skills and organization that sometimes rest in parts of our brains we…”
About: He's not a bad kid.
“Some people just aren't cut out to be busboys. Even the worst jobs require tons of skills and organization that sometimes rest in parts of our brains we…”
About: He's not a bad kid.
August 29, 2009 06:49PM
“if everyone quit, maybe companies would treat everyone better. From what I have seen with my still gainfully employed friends, a lot of places are usin…”
About: Crap, I Quit My Job. Now What?
“if everyone quit, maybe companies would treat everyone better. From what I have seen with my still gainfully employed friends, a lot of places are usin…”
About: Crap, I Quit My Job. Now What?
August 24, 2009 10:27AM
“I dunno. We can't make posters of them with Hitler mustaches. It won't work. Most of them are too fat... so it will just look like posters of Sgt. Shultz…”
About: I’m Starting a Leftie Militia. Wanna Join?
“I dunno. We can't make posters of them with Hitler mustaches. It won't work. Most of them are too fat... so it will just look like posters of Sgt. Shultz…”
About: I’m Starting a Leftie Militia. Wanna Join?
August 18, 2009 12:04PM
“At least the pie only looked funny. I saw a repeat (I think it was a repeat) of the Food network show "Chopped" the other day. Last 2 people du…”
About: Colossal Fail: When Good Food Goes Bad
“At least the pie only looked funny. I saw a repeat (I think it was a repeat) of the Food network show "Chopped" the other day. Last 2 people du…”
About: Colossal Fail: When Good Food Goes Bad
August 17, 2009 11:01AM
“Rated. Yeah he's a crazy crazy man (but I think Gary Busey is crazier). I remember walking into a room to ask my brother something (years ago) and he sa…”
About: Please, Stop Doing Your Christopher Walken Impression
“Rated. Yeah he's a crazy crazy man (but I think Gary Busey is crazier). I remember walking into a room to ask my brother something (years ago) and he sa…”
About: Please, Stop Doing Your Christopher Walken Impression
August 14, 2009 02:55PM
“Photoshop? Mayb e he's looking for a beating.. ha ha classic.”
About: Pic Of The Day: Health Care Protesters
“Photoshop? Mayb e he's looking for a beating.. ha ha classic.”
About: Pic Of The Day: Health Care Protesters
August 13, 2009 04:02PM
“I agree with Sheldon "Time after Time" was excellent.”
About: Travel Through Time Via Cinema
“I agree with Sheldon "Time after Time" was excellent.”
About: Travel Through Time Via Cinema
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