Better than a Sharp Stick in the Eye!

(maybe)

Traigus

Traigus
Location
Hingham, Massachusetts, United States
Birthday
February 21
Title
Burger King Impersonator
Bio
The very idea that I might be a real person should bother you a large amount. Good things happen to bad people and the other way around. I can say that weird things happen to weird people, so it all balances out in the end. I'm not sure what happens to real people, but if you put a bunch of them together you seen to get an MTV show, so that really doesn't bode well for society. My current hero is the big plastic-headed Burger King from the commercials. His creepiness and subtle evil are an inspiration to all of us with over-sized plastic heads that one day hope to be the monarch figurehead (hur hur) of a Burger Empire.

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