Better than a Sharp Stick in the Eye!
(maybe)
Traigus
- Location
- Hingham, Massachusetts, United States
- Birthday
- February 21
- Title
- Burger King Impersonator
- Bio
- The very idea that I might be a real person should bother you a large amount. Good things happen to bad people and the other way around. I can say that weird things happen to weird people, so it all balances out in the end. I'm not sure what happens to real people, but if you put a bunch of them together you seen to get an MTV show, so that really doesn't bode well for society. My current hero is the big plastic-headed Burger King from the commercials. His creepiness and subtle evil are an inspiration to all of us with over-sized plastic heads that one day hope to be the monarch figurehead (hur hur) of a Burger Empire.
MY RECENT POSTS
- Underemployment
November 23, 2009 03:18PM - Cost Cutting (A story)
September 25, 2009 11:57AM - Everything is on hold
July 21, 2009 11:02AM - And yet again... No story.
July 13, 2009 04:04PM - No Story Today
July 10, 2009 04:39PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “I've been pretty lucky
compared to many people. My
sister and
her husband have
b…”
November 23, 2009 11:04PM - “I think it is typical
monkey-boy (human) too little
/ too
late
pushing.
Grab
grab…”
October 05, 2009 04:05PM - “Rated.
... and
off to do my $8.25 /hr
sandwich making job (not
quite
enough
hour…”
October 02, 2009 02:56PM - “Rated for a Jack
reference.”
September 30, 2009 12:48PM - “I liked SG Atlantis for
the characters, not so much
the
stories. Can't wait
for…”
September 25, 2009 04:12PM
Traigus's Links
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- 13 Comments
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MARCH 4, 2009 4:22PM EST
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- 7 Comments
Tricky Dick needs PR help from YOU!
JANUARY 14, 2009 2:15PM EST
- 641 Views
- 6 Comments
Fast Eddie and the Badger vs. Everyone (Introduction/ FAQ)
JUNE 30, 2009 11:17AM EDT
- 544 Views
- 2 Comments
Open Call: It was a Dark and Stormy night.
FEBRUARY 27, 2009 4:57PM EST
- 505 Views
- 2 Comments
Fast Eddie and The Badger vs. Everyone (Part 1, Segment 1)
JULY 1, 2009 12:41PM EDT
- 488 Views
- 3 Comments
Fast Eddie and The Badger vs. Everyone (Part 1, Segment 6)
JULY 9, 2009 5:27PM EDT
- 387 Views
- 1 Comments
No Story Today
JULY 10, 2009 4:39PM EDT
- 291 Views
- 3 Comments
Cost Cutting (A story)
SEPTEMBER 25, 2009 11:57AM EDT
- 410 Views
- 2 Comments
Underemployment
NOVEMBER 23, 2009 3:18PM EST
- 493 Views
- 4 Comments
Serial Fiction, coming to an OS Blog near you (July 1)
JUNE 29, 2009 11:50AM EDT
- 484 Views
- 0 Comments
Fast Eddie and The Badger vs. Everyone (Part 1, Segment 2)
JULY 2, 2009 4:42PM EDT
- 285 Views
- 0 Comments
No story today...
JULY 3, 2009 1:06PM EDT
- 448 Views
- 0 Comments
Fast Eddie and The Badger vs. Everyone (Part 1, Segment 3)
JULY 6, 2009 3:47PM EDT
- 356 Views
- 0 Comments
Fast Eddie and The Badger vs. Everyone (Part 1, Segment 4)
JULY 7, 2009 3:13PM EDT
- 392 Views
- 0 Comments
Fast Eddie and The Badger vs. Everyone (Part 1, Segment 5)
JULY 8, 2009 5:20PM EDT
- 309 Views
- 0 Comments
And yet again... No story.
JULY 13, 2009 4:04PM EDT
- 360 Views
- 0 Comments
Everything is on hold
JULY 21, 2009 11:02AM EDT
Traigus's Favorites
Updates
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Dick Cavett, Groucho Marx and me.
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Shadow Government: Surveillance Society Examined
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Announcing the Salon-Alternet Investigative Fund
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Some of you have missed me...
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Things My Boy Should Know: A Guyde
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Introducing the new Masturphoneâ„¢
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