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MAY 4, 2009 10:07AM

What Do Writers, Bloggers and Celebrities Owe Their Fans?

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While the blog merely blurred the line between audience and celebrity, the age of Twitter has effectively sandblasted any and all such demarcations. We now get to hear all the intimate details about our favorite celebrity's latest Hardee's Thickburger: that excruciating paper cut suffered while unwrapping the 1,420 calorie monstrosity and their equally excruciating bowel movement caused by digesting it--and all in real time--which makes that latest Tweet seem as intimate as a text message from a friend.

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But the question is, how much do our favorite bloggers, writers and celebrities owe to us, their fans?

As someone old enough to remember life before the Internet, I find the sense of entitlement from modern audiences disturbing. I once wrote Roald Dahl a letter to tell him how much I enjoyed reading Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I never expected a reply, nor did I get one. I just wanted the man to know I appreciated his story and to keep up the good work.

Imagine if Roald Dahl wrote today. Children would not only expect hourly tweets but also personal replies to every grammatically unsound and misspelled one-line comment they left on his blog. After being spoiled by the clockwork, annual efficiency of J.K. Rowling, young readers would hurl online invectives faster than Sidd Finch fastballs against the "lazy" Dahl, who took eight long years to pen a sequel to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

The fact Roald Dahl did not correspond with me personally or that Judy Blume did not have me over for dinner did not lessen my enjoyment of their work. Actually it would have freaked me out like that phone call I got from Michael Jackson the summer I turned thirteen.

I bring up this point because a number of people here have complained about certain posters who appear on the cover, yet rarely answer comments or read others posts. It is felt these writers "owe" us something after being granted a cover.

I find this all to be very childish myself, like a grade schooler whining about not getting a Valentine. One of my favorite entertainment writers is a regular cover boy. Reading his unique insights on the movie industry is contribution enough; whether he favorites me or reads my own work is beyond the point. What I think it comes down to is this: do we prefer quality, enduring work or the ephemeral buzz that comes when an OS cover writer deigns to reply to us?

Think replying to every comment, or for those real celebrities--every fan request--does not take its toll? Think again.

Cal Ripken Jr. famously spent hours after every baseball game signing autographs until his last fan was sated. Ripken had a knack for making strangers feel special but how do you think his kids felt? Is it only a matter of time before his daughter pens Daddy Missed My Soccer Match to Sign an Autograph?

John Mayer became so obsessed with pleasing fans like these on Twitter:

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That it cost him this:

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 John, buddy, we really need to have a man-to-man talk here.

Aside from the toll on one's personal life, think about the effect on one's production as well. The road of fame is littered with rock acts that burned out early by spending too much time touring. The Beatles retired from the stage and became a studio band in 1966: the ensuing years brought us Sgt. Pepper, the White Album, Abbey Road and Let it Be. Would the Beatles recorded legacy have been so enduring if they had spent their time on the road pleasing fans and attempting to be heard above the din of screaming concertgoers instead of perfecting their craft in the studio?

Bloggers, writers and celebrities owe us their best work, and nothing more.

 

 

 

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Judy Blume actually invited me over for dinner. You didn't miss much - Dinty Moore Stew and Ho-Ho's.

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I had celebrity "friends" on myspace but soon discovered that their publicity crew were the ones doing the posts. I tried twitter but soon found I had nothing to say and didn't really care what some celebrity was doing at 5:03 on a Tuesday afternoon. I just don't really care about celebrity, although if Jennifer Aniston invited me over for dinner I wouldn't say no.
I agree with this
True, but only up to a point.

May Sarton's journals reveal how debilitating it can be for a popular author to be inundated with letters. Especially in her later years, she simply didn't have the health or energy to respond to all of them -- but she still felt she should.

That said, it's often through the comments left on my occasional posts and on those of others that I have found common interests and have discovered things I otherwise wouldn't.

So, yes, if someone puts a comment on something I write, I'll respond to it as best and as soon as I can. The dialogues can be fascinating.
A lot of smart food for thought. I think the reaction is more to "normal" people on OS that post and run, but I could be wrong. On the other hand, I never in a million years thought I would read Dinty Moore Stew and Ho-Ho's being used in a comment. I can barely type from the laughter. Somebody has got to get Sheldon a paying gig.
Ever seen that John Mayer spoof on madtv or snl (???) called John Mayer: Singer, Songwriter, Celebrity Poonhound? It's hilarious!
Then again, celebs get paid a fortune, often for little talent, and get treated awfully well. Too many other things to worry about. And you make it seem that celebs have talent. Only a few. Most have luck, a good agent and looks.
I get your point, though it's a bit of an apples to oranges comparison you're making. Celebrities can be overwhelmed by the demand for their time and feedback, and the nature of their performance is fairly one-way. They act, you watch. While it's nice that they respect their fans, they cannot and should not be expected to respond to every single one.

On OS, it's a very different scenario. Blogging here is very much like being in a conversation. I always try to answer comments on my blog, since I'm always grateful for the feedback from readers. The nature of OS suggests a dialogue between community members, so people here are sensitive to those who attempt to treat their blogs as one way pulpits, where feedback is neither desired, nor welcome.
Hahaha. I get ya. But....pssst....Mayer didn't lose Aniston because he was trying to please fans. Unless they were of the stacked female variety.
Boangeres1 wrote:

"May Sarton's journals reveal how debilitating it can be for a popular author to be inundated with letters. Especially in her later years, she simply didn't have the health or energy to respond to all of them -- but she still felt she should."

Check out George RR Martin's blog about fans hassling him for another book in his Dance with Dragons fantasy series:

http://grrm.livejournal.com/75053.html

Okay, I've got the message. You don't want me doing anything except A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE. Ever. (Well, maybe it's okay if I take a leak once in a while?)

"That said, it's often through the comments left on my occasional posts and on those of others that I have found common interests and have discovered things I otherwise wouldn't."

I know what you mean. Leigh Bailey inspired me to write last Friday's post. Thanks for commenting.
I'll try to respond to most of you in this comment so I don't clog up the RSS feed:

Ocularnervosa: Yes, twitter can be quite silly. My opening was not that far-fetched. Check out some of the silliness celebrities Twitter about: http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20263181,00.html

Cartouche: I don't really have a problem with normals posting and running either. It is sometimes difficult to add anything of import in the comments when you put it all into your original post.

1_Irritated Mother: I'll have to check out the parody on YouTube. I am writing a future post on Mr. Mayer so I might be able to use it.

Lea_Lane: With your resume, you're probably a better judge of what goes into being a celebrity than me! I do have some sympathy though after my wedding last year. Having all those relatives photograph and ask me questions felt like being hounded by Paparazzi. And that was only for an afternoon. If I had to deal with that every day, I'd probably go crazy like Britney too.
Mad_Typist: I get your point and respect you for trying to answer every comment. I just think some posters have trouble thinking of something noteworthy to say to everyone.

Just_Juli: Here's a quote from Aniston about why she broke it off with John:

A source close to Aniston tells the publication, "Jen was fuming. There he was, telling her he didn't have time for her and yet his page was filled with updates! Every few hours, sometimes minutes, he'd update with some stupid line. She was like, 'He has time for all this Twittering, but he can't send me a text, an email, make a call?' He didn't deny it. He knew he was avoiding her. So when she ended things, he just said OK, and he was sorry it didn't work out."

http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2009/03/24/jennifer_aniston_dumped_john_mayer_over_
ha! I actually love to look at the twittering of celebrities because it makes me feel calm. They are boring and silly, just like us.

I would say Mayer has this other problem, which is he loves himself best. Which is sad, because he seems kind of shallow and ridiculous. Thus, a waste of time.

As for OS, I don't answer every comment. I just don't. I know that offends some people, but I can't help that either. It's usually because I'm too busy, but you know actually sometimes it's because I don't want to do it.

There it is.

Clearly, I'm a jerk. ah well.
I owe my fans supreme cuteness. This isn't difficult for me, since I'm made that way.
Oudetteroulette wrote:

"As for OS, I don't answer every comment. I just don't. I know that offends some people, but I can't help that either. It's usually because I'm too busy, but you know actually sometimes it's because I don't want to do it."

I can relate. I have about a dozen ideas for posts floating in my head at the moment. It's tough to research and write all my new thoughts out plus reply to comments from posts I've already written. I am trying my best however to keep up!
This is something I'm always faced with as a teacher, especially with my at-risk kids. I realize that pouring myself in is what makes me a good teacher, but you're right...what about my responsibility to be a good father and husband. Will my kids someday think I was more of a father to my students than them?

I try to remember the story that even Jesus had to leave his following and spend time by himself. If you want to be the best example, you've got to give to yourself some too.
It is amazing to me that J Mayer would lose J Anniston over twittering. But he can get another hot woman, if that's what he wants. And if the new woman is not herself famous, she will be more likely put up with the twittering (maybe?). I was going to say he would tire of twittering but if he does, there will probably be some other thing to take it's place. He would be one of those guys online all the time even if he were an average guy IMO. In other words, he does it for himself, not the fans.

And I think that is how it is with a lot of the celebs. They do it for themselves, not the fans.

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