Hard Knocks Chronicles

Observations from a graduate of the school of Hard Knocks
APRIL 23, 2009 12:21PM

So, Sean and Bill want to be Tortured?? LET'S DO IT!!!!

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 On their own shows these two Baffoons have offered to be tortured...

What they don't realize is A Pay-Per-View event featuring Hannity & O'Reilly being Waterboarded would garner enough money to solve the world financial crisis!

And annual reruns would fund world health care costs for eternity!

T-shirt sales would Cure poverty

Posters sales would pay for honneymoons for gay couples

Sales of bottles of water used in the event would solve world hunger...

Sean and Bill could brag about having the highest rated show in and for all time!

I cannot see a down side in this...

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I'd pay money to see it. monkey fingered.
Behind Blue Eyes
April 23, 2009 12:29 PM
O'Reilly could be tortured by taking away his mirrors.

Hannity has offered to have his testicles wired to a car battery, but that is deceptive, as he has no testicles.
He does, however, have a car and a battery.
Paul J. O'Rourke
April 23, 2009 12:36 PM
Best news I've heard in a long time!
Procopius
April 23, 2009 12:37 PM
I wonder if they would sign up for this:

Penis Cutting: Torture or State Sponsored Body Modification?

Not one or two cuts, but twenty or thirty in under 2 hours.
Behind Blue Eyes
April 23, 2009 03:33 PM
Denis Loo - he makes me want to go to Cal Poly Pomona...
trevor seitz
April 23, 2009 10:38 PM
As much as I despise those two messengers of despicability, I wouldn't pay to watch anyone be tortured. We've tortured enough. If they really want to do something "for the troops", they should go off the air.
cheshyre grin
April 29, 2009 06:30 PM