Ok Ok ...never done a list , but Bradley and fireeyes and onecorgilover
did and I enjoyed them and thought it might be fun . Also found out a
little more difficult than I had imagined ....I mean this should be easy !
♥ one - Fall in love , yep , best as I can tell it's never happened
(excepting of course the love for my son )
♣ two - Quit touching myself ! This would be contingent upon
finding that special person in my number one of course .
ζ three - Win the poweball . Dreaming here , hey why not ?
ξ four -Find an internet $$$$$$ scheme that actually works .
This will be necessary to fund many of the things further down the list
since I know that #3 simply ain't happening .
∞ five- Become a fishing guide ...maybe have a little summer
camp for city brats that never saw anything but concrete and teach
them how to fish and appreciate the outdoors .
¢ six- Set aside one month a year for mushroom hunting . Follow
the little buggers from south to north as the spring season unfolds .
Morels , beefsteaks mmmmm . This is fun people !
Σ seven -Quit smoking once and for all dammit !
♣ eight -Take up scuba diving . In the clear fresh water
lakes of Arkansas maybe . Also the Caribbean , checking out
coral structures and the like .
♦ nine - Spear fishing . I was once at Bull shoals Lake where
you can see easily twenty or thirty feet underwater , during a
spear fishing tournament . Something I think I'd like to do .
( of course , after I learn to scuba )
λ ten - Bungee jump . Even if it was only one time . Would of course
involve growing a bigger pair of kahonas .
Θ eleven - Go parasailing , like somewhere in Mexico . Being drug
around by a fast boat a coupla hundred feet above the water . Yeah .
δ twelve -Hang gliding . I want to do this , even though I once
had a friend that was pushed into the ground by a downdraft and
had a permanent limp because of it .
π thirteen -Become a gourmet cook / chef , whatever . Hey , I like
to cook and would love to know more about the art .
§ fourteen - To once again have a six pack . LOL , would
involve exercise wouldn't it!
Δ fifteen - Grandchildren , yes I want some . My son is my only
chance here , and he swears he ain't procreating , but I suppose
I can always hope for an accident ( like him ! )
Œ sixteen -To see the election of a half Kenyan / half Hawaiian
Caucasian President . WAIT , already done that ! Ok how about
a woman prez ? A kicks ass and takes names woman .
≠ seventeen - Do a fly in wilderness trip to somewhere in Canada ,
the kind of place , where no gasoline motors are allowed . Fish from
a canoe , eat what I catch ....with wild blackberries on the side .
• eighteen -Tour New Zealand . Something about NZ has
always captured my imagination .
€ nineteen -Hike the Appalachian Trail ...the whole damn thing .
∂ twenty - Get a boat , a seaworthy one , with sleeping quarters
and all that and explore the Caribbean islands for a year . ( This is
where either #3 or # 4 would come into play , along with # 7 )
♣ twentyone - Write something and have it actually published.
Maybe a book about my island adventures .
¥ twentytwo - Get a winter home SOMEWHERE WARM !
I can appreciate the beauty of winter as well as anyone , but
would rather enjoy it as an option .
♥ twentythree -Become totally debt free and just fall off the grid .
( see # 3 and # 4 again )
Ξ twentyfour - Learn a foreign language , Spanish in particular ,
preferrably BEFORE the Carribean Isle hopping thing .
♦ twentyfive -Read more , a lot more . Make it a habit ( Would
of course involve staying off OS ! )
Λ twentysix- Learn astral projection . I totally believe this is
¶♥♣ twentyseven -( drumroll please ) To someday , somehow
become half as charming and charismatic as SHAQ !!!!!!
Ok , y'all... now write yours dammit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!