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DECEMBER 23, 2009 12:14PM

Richard Heene, balloon boy Daddy get's spanked by Judge

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The long winded judge in Ft. Collins Colorado is still speaking at the sentencing hearing of Richard Heene, father of 6 year old Falcon Heene of "balloon boy" fame.

30 days in jail for Daddy. 60 more days of work release (jailed at night). A fine of up to $42G to cover cost of emergency crews. Four years of strictly supervised probation which includes a prohibition on the Heene family accepting any money for anything to do with the incident.

I personally found this whole situation beyond disturbing; that parents would teach their children that fraud on the public was ok for the sake of making money. However, ask me if I'm surprised and I will say NO.

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I think that balloon boy is in my salvation army ad just above this comment.
AND the Cover???

We simply can't be friends anymore...
Way to be newsworthy, Trig!
Wow... I AM newsworthy. Guess there IS something to be said for marginal employment. No telling how much readership this will cost me.
That's how Bernie Madoffs are made.
Just kidding, Triggy the Snowman...

Frankly, I am glad to see the dumbass thrown in jail. And I had stopped paying attention to this story a while ago, so thanks for the "happy ending."
(Get your mind out of the gutter--I didn't mean it that way).
Good for the judge; I really feel sorry for those kids.
And just when I had finally gotten the balloon boy out of my mind. . thanks, Trig :)
Yeah, balloon boy back in the news.

By the way, did you hear Michael Jackson croaked?
Bravo Trig! I hope this new level of recognition does not go to your head.
More importantly, Trig got an EP. They said it couldn't happen. Way to go, big guy!
And the cover? Sweet Jesus, it's all over. I thought we'd at least make it to 2012...
The sentence seems fair. What has to stop is this idea that even bad behavior can mean a big media payout. The message should be loud and clear. "If you get the authorities involved and cost to the taxpayer for some prank or hope of fame it will cost you." Of course if the media was not willing to pay thousands of dollars to these idiots this sort of stuff would stop.

For now a no profit from your crimes should do.
M Todd. I was happy about the no profit deal from the judge. And hopefully those 3 boys have a keen sense of where Daddy is for the next 30 days. I'm thinking to myself; hey asshole, go get a job! We don't get paid for bad behaviour.

Cap'n and Ablonde. I have to assume that Kerry and Thomas forgot to pass the blacklist on to Judy Berman. Either that or she just missed my name on there by scanning it too quickly.
Wow, I'm impressed that the judge was so tough. Yippee skippee!
OMG you got an EP I am so jealousing here.....
Stupid dad, poor kids, just crap, it sucks...
EP::Sigh:: Instead of feeling good about that I feel like a total whore for running in here while the judge was still reading the sentence to "write" this... for the exact purpose of trying to be first to post about this, for the exact purpose of trying to get a cheap EP and cover. Well, it worked, and now I feel soiled.
You know what would be cool though? Getting an EP and cover for something that I spend hours on; something that myself and others think is actually good. I guess I'll never be happy.
EP worthy for sure. It is nice to see them get spanked and spanked good.
In other news: Hell has reportedly frozen over and airborne pigs were sighted wafting over the Missouri River.
An EP. Apparently the Editors are prejudice against Nazi Women!
Congrats!
R~
Despicable parenting...and I use that term loosely. In fact, scratch that. Despicable.
Do the crime, do the time.

BTW, is that an Oh-fi-she-all EP on the upper right hand corner of this post? (who knows things just might change around hea) (Or you became one of the cool kids).
You're nothing but a whore.
And I'm betting Heene didn't learn his lesson because, omg, he's in the spot light, which is what he wanted
An EP just in time for Christmas. Congratulations! I think these people are the second worst parents of the year (first place going to Jon and Kate G). Poor kids.
Lap it up Trig, the word will be out soon and then you can dive back into obscurity with the bulk here. I think the sentence was too light. 30 days? good thing he didn't have a joint in his pocket, they'd have given him two years.
I don't Nan is going to speak with you at all this holiday...
I don't think I could have trolled OS harder if I tried.

Dad, I am proud.
Woods is smiling that "balloon boy" is back in the news...even for just a day.
I guess those 15 minutes of fame aren't all they're cracked up to be. The whole media blitz is full of "hot air."
Congrats!! Triggie Pooh.. Oh and Merry Christmas to you and X.. Hope you have a great one.
Trig Palin EP!! Wow. Congrats. Don't get all snobby now. R
Dearest Trig, I can no longer be your friend, lover, reader, or bottle dryer, as you gained not only an EP but cover as well, and according to the law of the Open, subsection 10, well, I'm not suppose to be friends with cover folks!! *TEARS, runs off stage left*

:)
I'll just call you scoop palin and leave it at that ;)
Congrats on your timely post, and EP! Cover too? Cool!~
(Let me know if there will be a book/blog signing soon, anywhere in the region- as I have yet to get your autograph.)

(Har. Hee. Hee.)
Lordy, just look at that glowing EP in the corner!!! And even made the cover!!!
Yowza cookie on the EP....I didn't know it was your first.

REALLY?? Holy crap batman, a writer of your wit and skill is a freatured EP for this? (although I totally dig this post!)

I am deeply embarassed to admit that I saw this moron on "Wife Swap" and not in any way suprised that he pulled this numb-nut caper. I love that his ass is going to jail, and adore that you covered it and got a cover as a result.

Your first, really? Man, I don't keep up with this because I thought that you'd been there frequently. I am a HUGE fan of your writing, Trig.

Good for you honey!
I get an EP about every quarter year.
Thanks comment people. Merry New Years.
This post was dumb. I feel like I'm one of the
people that I make fun of. Yeah, Scoop. That's me!

Thanks for all the kind words though, seriously.
We hang with each other through the weeks and months
because we enjoy each others company, not for EP's... right?
RIGHT! Here in the gutter..
You're no longer Underground, Mr. EP.
This is like the first time I heard a Jethro Tull tune used in a TV commercial.
Have you acquired an agent?
@Paul J O'Rourke: LOL!!!
I rated but forgot to comment - congrats and....GEAUX SAINTS!!!!
I'm not surprised either.