I won't name the author of said blog here, on advice from my legal team. They said it was however ok to post a link, although by the time you get there, my remaining comments will probably be gone.
That I find the author and her contents (usually) self absorbed and self righteous? That's my own business. My attorneys told me so. So there.
Bite me. This is MY blog now, protected under all rights of the San Francisco OS Constitution... I mean the United States Constitution, yeah. Free speech and all that.
A mail I received a few minutes ago.
"Anyone whom Miss Squigly hates, mocks, bans has to be a favorite of mine.
Too bad Squigs was born too late to work for the Inquisition."
As far as the Catholic Church and the pedophilic protection afforded by the hierarchy of same said Church? It is of course, despicable. Anyone disagree? Leave your comments here. They won't be deleted.
I won't go as far as to say that I have a solution to that problem. As if I, TRIG PALIN, could make a single bit of difference in the big picture.
I already took all measures I could to protect my son from being drugged and raped by a Catholic priest. I kept him the fuck away from those bastards.
That is my one and only contribution to the normalcy of the future world. Others seem to be more ambitious towards the lofty ideals of changing human nature, the Churches, society and blah blah blah.
Happy Easter all.
My policy remains that pedophiles and other interlopers with evil intentions will be shot at the property line. And don't try to talk me into bringing my children to visit you either!
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That's Trig."
YEP! Becuz I'm bored. And BANNED
"To those who would just prefer to knock me, visit either Trig or his brother...who are likely to post their third or fourth post about me. (It's curious. For two juveniles, who claim not to like me they seem to spend an awful lot of time thinking about me.)
I've never done a post about that venomous little harridan myself, but I do get why you have; she's made it a point to mention you in posts of hers. It's amusing th0ugh that she interprets contempt for her and her spite and hypocrisy - not to mention intellectual cowardice - as affection. I guess she needs to get her jollies however she can.
You do realize of course Trig that people are going to think you're being "mean" to Bonnie? How do you answer those charges sir?
"hypocrisy - not to mention intellectual cowardice." Whoa! I think you may also be banned now, as if "her" deleting your comments at "her" (do we really know that ______ is a woman?) blog tonight wasn't already proof that you are guilty of being a dick by association with ME!
"trig,
Heh, I've favorited you because of your issues with Bonnie. I have had some "behind-the-scenes-issues" with her, too, as well as some issues on her blog - she seems highly illogical - and I fully appreciate your full-on frontal approach.
BTW, are you and nana related? Just curious. He's also one with whom I've interacted and had good relations here on OS. Bonnie said he's your brother.
;~)"
Grif... I have a bad feeling about Duke.
Reds::::: YES
Carry on ...
;~)
_____________
Are you really brothers?
I don't understand why or how you and Bonnie disagree about this Catholic priest thing, are you for priests molesting children and using their position of spiritual power in a sexually exploitive and CRIMINAL way?
"Trig,
I added you as a favorite for the purpose of documenting the time and date I requested you stop defaming me.
Stopping involves removing the title, and not replacing it with another one that will also prompt legal action.
Below is a copy of a letter I just sent to my attorney. Separately, I sent to ______ his contact information and address. He's been my attorney for years, with offices in NY and DC.
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"Dear Ray,
A guy who doesn't like me just wrote "I'm being defamed by Bonnie Russell" on Salon OS
He writes under an assumed name, Trig Palin.
Would you please write Salon to take appropriate action.
Thanks
Bonnie
***
P.S. Appropriate action in my book includes identifying individuals defaming people by their true names. "
identifying?
I am Trig Palin!
It's all coming together for me now. The wild times as wild, traveling deck builders, the deck groupies, the wild deck parties. That sort of lifestyle eventually takes its toll. The fumes from the stain and sealer alone would be enough to warp a man's judgement.
Given your newly revealed provenance, what is your native tongue?
intellectual cowardice
messy chocolate
litigation
resemblances
I know
I want
"The CDC wants to talk to you and nana both, you may be vectors for more than one friendly topical/tropical disease." Remember, one man's disease is another man's good time.
About that tongue? Why no answer?
doesn't seem like much of a tongue compared to Gene Simmons, and me.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemur
they're an endangered species
We should all do a better job of living and be less of a parasite. Give Mi Gaia an Easter present she can really enjoy. Plant a tree. Make a difference. Do something.
Maybe it was their decorative, bushy tails that first attracted you?
How did you know I love Lemurs?
Now come jam to some Foo at my blog! I tell 'ya, it's cleansing...
(Just realized I pimped myself for the first time...I think you'll pardon me considering the music.)
ppfftt... amateur.
"Not manly, but yet; all Trig. Zero impulse control."
Highest rated in the last four hours?
**wanders off to the lemur print sheets**
Not just "most viewed."
Things start to get more twisted than Glenn Beck on water.
Combine religious furor with anything that can be remotely linked to sexism and, well, hell hath no fury like woman scorned.
I think I'm clear on this, but I better make it more clearer: I like women in general, I hate all pedophiles vehemently and tend to have rational thought sucked from my head when contemplating the issue of premeditated pedophilia and those that aid and abet them.
I stand confused.
Pedophiles=Bad.
I'm trying to be as clear as possible.
Thanks for allowing me to clear-up the confusion Drew.
are jay and drew
dusting now?
is this a
dusting up?
or a
dressing down?
Don't pull a Rush "me to a pharmacy" Limbailout.
Stick to your word.
Oh well, I've got nothing else to do. Just moving stories from here to there.
This may spark some new ones.
Happy Easter everyone!
the weak ends was intended
You'll regret crossing me you blatant cur of an onanist. You remind me of my father you sick bastard. I'll have you know that accusing me of pedophilia constitutes a Title XIII violation; my attorneys will be in touch.
Do you like my new avatar? I shaved my legs.
Regards,
You fuckhead,
Drew
I don't know what an onanist is.
Cur? Check.
Sick bastard? Check
Title 13? No idea.
Fuckhead? Check.
Your legs look great, new moisturizer?
Attorneys? Check.
What is an onanist?
–noun
1.withdrawal of the penis in sexual intercourse so that ejaculation takes place outside the vagina; coitus interruptus.
2.masturbation.
In other words, onanism is a defilement, a blasphemy, a wasting of seed which the Lord considers sacred. Sound familiar Jay?
No one cares about Easter, they're using words like onanism.
As terrible as this is I'm going to make it even worse. I'm going to do another terrible thing,HERE.
Yes, that's right, Kirstie Alley, another kooky scientologist, and sadly an owner of lemurs!
Not only are they being exterminated in their native land but now we're caging them in the homes of kooky fat hollywood scientologists. Great, that's just great.
It's just like you females to accuse me of abortion. If you say "no" that's a possible abortion.
http://www.sling.com/blog/6991/Lemurs:-The-Best-Part-of-%22Kirstie-Alley's-Big-Life%22
Good people of America I beseech you,
Please stop this now.
Lemurs mean us no harm.
Keep them away from Kirstie Alley and the Scientologists.
Amen
The way DNA research is going now you could sneeze or flick off a speck of dandruff from your shoulder and that could be a possible abortion.
It's a slippery slope.
Hold on to that DNA! Advice I'm sure you can fully support.
You guys have been kicking my ass while I was gone. Why?
He (that would be me) is like a slug, leaving his slimy trail everywhere like smeared banana puree.
What was this "blog" about?
50 hail mary's and 100 dollars in the donation box of your nearest Catholic Church will cure what ails ya.
Stop the baby raping!
Is B.R. really who we think she is?
Jay Busse... banana puree?
Onanist?
Perhaps I visited said blog yesterday, but didn't feel like commenting as I'm allergic to dustups.
I don't understand this. I recently posted a piece on the Church. I didn't expect everyone to understand my take on it. We are, after all, writers, so understandably an opinionated bunch.
In my blog I thanked all commenters for their opinions and that's as far as I got. I'm all for healthy debate, operative word being healthy. I did get a few comments insulting me, I could have deleted them but chose not to do so.
It is, again after all, a difficult subject to broach.
So...nanatehay really your brother? Is he banned, too?
Mom!
I can always hope. Sorry I missed your post. Off to dinner with my family, be we related or not.
Geez...what is wrong with people?
What is this "photoshop?" I just heard of text messaging last month. Where does it all stop?
And for the curious out there... Bonnie has now re-opened her comments at her blog. Try your luck at getting slapped!
at least you're not blaming monkeys like some others.
I suppose it's pretty much about lemur's at this point. Or is it femur's?
Or defamer's?
Chocolate?
Banana smooshing?
the spilled semen of blasphemy?
Happy Easter once again. Sad observation it is that this "post" sits still at the top of the rated list on the front page. I will have to do some follow up lemur blogs maybe (?)
For the love of the lemurs and the holy chocolate host, I say amen.
Litigation is the finest form of redress for so many situations. It used to be just for occasions of great harm and serious wrongdoing. But not anymore.
I keep my attorneys on speed dial and use them whenever possible. They're better than friends, becasue they're always nice to me, they always agree with me, and they push other people around for me. It's really awesome!
99th comment... who will be 100?
Being influenced, even strongly, by Thompson is okay. I just worry about the people who get too wrapped up in trying to sound like Thompson that they forget about their own voices. But I do not think that you fall into that category. Good post.
I had to take my lemur out for a walk first.
You must have an electronic tote board in your living room keeping track of your ratings.
{[R]}
I'd make a snide comment, but who would listen?
And it's Easter AND I've been asked to stick my head in the sand and tolerate pedophiles...shit, now I'm complicit.
Now that the roiled oats have been consumed, I will comment upon this masterpiece of bullshit as Zumalicious, Supreme High Fructose of all of OS and of all pirate wimmin and all subjugated pirate mens.
First, no one messes with me Palin boyos.
Second, this banning smells like obsession and Calvin Kline ain't involved.
Third, anything Trig says is free speakeasy.
Fourth, no spliff has been mentioned, although it is suspected.
Fifth, spliff must be shared, not hogged or beauguarded.
Sixth, something shiny must be worn.
In summary, Lemur tastes good if you stew it for a while and season it right, but only when on the high seas and after the rest of the crew has been eaten...well...uh...won't get into that here.
No banning of Trig Palin. Free Willy. Attica.
First off, I like David's writing. We've been in a tad of a dust-up over the same thing: Pedophiles and religion.
He posted a new argument today, putting forth the idea that pedophilia is rampant in all religions, so leave the Catholic Church alone.
Two days ago his argument was: "The percentage of pedophiles in the Catholic Church is the same as normal society." Really? If we know who they are, will you help me hide them?
I'm not anti-catholic, I'm anti-religion. As far as I'm concerned the reasons are self-evident and they are bringing themselves down.
But, like any good monster, they will not die.
I asked a Satanist the other day how he could not believe in God, since God is pivotal in creating Satan... Fuck God.
Brilliance everywhere.
though most of you think today is easter and celebrates a huge christian holiday, actually it's my birthday, so i'm officially changing the subject.
and guess what the first present i opened this morning was??!! a LEMUR!
good on ya, ya narky palin brothers. xoxoxo
Trig did have a point about doing things after the fact. I have soooo many questions about the parents and caregivers, just as with the school bullying.
The schools need to be investigated for looking the other way when bullying goes on, and a host of people need to be checked out for ignoring the child molestation.
Thanks though, I was really bored today.
You need to learn to control you impulses like Bonnie does.
A line from a favorite poem comes to mind:
To make injustice the only measure of our attention is to praise the Devil.
(Jack Gilbert, "A Brief for the Defense"
Thank you you you crazy peoples. I love you all, even Bonnie, and Emma, and McGarret50 and lovinfeelin. Easter, or zombie Jesus day as the Cap'n calls it is a day for love!
Never mind.
Rita that hurts! Mypsyche welcome. Stacey luvya.
When I get around to it.
Fuck no... actually:)))))))
:))
got ya the first time Roger. I was trained as a lad to feel out the context of a sentence.
After reading your blog I can see that there is at least one member of the OS Police Grammar Squad who won't be "helping" you. I wanted to volunteer my services so you don't have to miss out on someone randomly correcting you and what you write. You can thank me later.
Catholic priests are definitely considered dodgy, here in the UK. They're either alcoholics or they love the alter boys, or both.
Sadly the Police already have my DNA and finger prints (that's what happens if you get caught with a sad, dried up spliff in your pocket), I can only be grateful that they didn't choose to search my car, and that I always roll five at a time. After the third, you're guaranteed to fuck up rolling any more.
As for coitus-interruptess (spell checker wont help me here), it's right up there with strawberry flavoured condoms.
Lemurs are cute, and no one brought me an Easter egg.
Maggie (my real name)
a new grammar sheriff in town... good to know. wonder if he does spell-check too.
Anthony duval.. I've always sucked at syntax, and am forever in your debt for that correction. I would like to put you on retainer as my full time grammarian. God knows I need help!
psychomama I've never been short on temerity, I think. LOL to Bonny Jack's Russell Stew. Whew!
Maggie P. Jeff and I were discussing the whole Catholic priest thing yesterday. We concluded that alter boys are a "perc" of the job. Since they can't marry women, God provides them alter boys. An unspoken part of the culture of the Church. Sorry your spliff was dry and for the lack of eggs :((
loriane, come back any time... ya hear!
"Hi Trig, glad you have the cajones' to take on Bonnie, I absolutely cannot stand what she has done to this place. She gets a hold of something and just rips it to shreds and won't let go. Why can't she find another venue? I don't say too much because right now I just don't feel like fighting with anyone. I have enough contention in my own life. However, I appreciate you taking her on. Sometimes she has a good point but rams it down everyone's throat over and over. Now lawyers? WTF? Hope the decks are coming in for you, take care and happy spring."
Happy Spring! Yep. I am a happy person and hope everyone else is too, as much as they are able.
Perhaps justifiable for those with intentions evil enough to make death an acceptable alternative for the rest of us, but it has a major problem:
These people generally look like anyone else. The person most likely to molest your child is a member of your family, including you, or a family friend. It is very hard to deal with this, especially as we continue to teach children to obey adults, which usually is probably a better thing.
Priests used to fall into the 'family friend' category; where they are no longer trusted, things should improve.
But I think most of the hysteria and misplaced and inadvisable actions are the result of the fact that we can't address what is likely (say) 80% of the problem...this bears some resemblance to the case with the auto-immune disease into which we've made terrorism.
I always miss the best dust ups. I take a day off, and everyone loses their bananas!!! I hope some day, while I'm offline, someone calls me a cocksucker and writes a nasty post about me, cause then I can come back, after the dust clears and make a post stating "so and so is a cocksucker too!! We cock suck together!!" Teeheehee!!
**Steals the pic and then wanders off**