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NOVEMBER 16, 2011 8:48PM

el chupacabra my ass

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Before I get to blogging for real for real, could someone tell me why the ad on my flickr upload page titled "one weird trick to stay asleep all night" features a fit blond with ridiculously huge tits, on a beach, wearing a wife-beater, and smiling? If we (men, or lesbians at least) had these balloon breasts to use as pillows, would we sleep through the night in udder bliss?

 One Weird Trick to Stay Asleep All Night

True- THAT has nothing to do with this blog. Just one of those questions that needs asking I suppose..

Hello! 

So, blog- short for web log, right? Well, at least that's what I heard recently, and to think I made entries for a couple of years without knowing that! WeBLOG.. alrighty then.

I'm so tired! (background music that I'm listening to, and it fits well).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You may have noted.. none of these pics show me doing any work, as such.

That's because, I'm in charge of photography and weblogging, which is hard work too...

 

 ... and wondering stupid things- like, is that a real sucker of the goat blood, or did some queso-delirious marketeer think that having a bolemic green Barnie with a devil's tail above the door of an establishment that only hires Mexicans as dishwashers...would draw in rubes,  like us, after a hard morning? 

I'm thinking the latter.. 

 

Another ad... sigh

 

 

 

 

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That's a Mexican chupacabra. The ones in Miami resemble pitbulls on steroids and smoke cigars. As to the blonde, what was the URL to that sleep aid website again?
Trudge, the URL is gone... the ad gone, GONE!!!

Pitbulls on steroids, and cigar smokers? Here, they resemble small effeminate weasels, smoking eve cigarettes.
I like the balcony? Can you guys put one of them on my flat garage roof? I don't need the blond's website.
Happy Bleue, first sees poor woman with floatation devices on her chest instead of her back. Okay. Then looking at happy pictures of youngster possibly putting Cheezits into wood, okay, modern construction is mystifying. carefully examining all photos for potential danger, notes tidy job site, okay, nods head. Haphazard photo of pristine deck, very nice, okay. Then lookee, yay! Yay!

Beautiful work. And thank you for the big smile!
Everyone knows you can only eat tacos & burritos from places that end in "to's" - Roberto's, Alberto's, Aliberto's, Filberto's, etc. Several years ago they did a count in San Diego and found around 20 variations on the name.

So, to draw you in, it would have to be El Chupacabrito's, which just sounds sound darn endearing you'd have to go in. And fits that little lizard on their sign.

Nice deck.
Frig Tr ig, Are you reading my mind? I nearly put a link to "I'm So Tired" on my weBLOG ... no kidding. Anyways, I saw this and I didn't know whether to say, "nice rack" or "nice deck". Truth is, we know it's not really a nice rack so "Nice deck!" wins out!

Love the perspective in the fifth photo. Keep up the good work, boyz.
What Keri said. -ito is clearly required.
~waving from waaaaaay over here where it was 75 today~
Forgot.

Trudge never disappoints
Wow. That was some work you did.
Do they serve chupacabra enchiladas? (Spanish is such a mellifluous language - a neat trick when the inside of your mouth is on fire...)
chupacabra chimichanga...yum
all in a mornings work... sigh.
Dam straight. Mexican chupacabras look like a cross between a rat and a shrew. Nasty.

You do darn good work there.
i think he looks like a teenage mutant ninja turtle with a gecko tail
oh.
i guess your post's title refers to the woolybooger joke?
phyliss.. flat garage roof? Can do, will charge the camera! I take it you sleep well... not needing the sleep url and all. Me too
I call my dog Cooper "El Cooperchabra." And - how'd you get that picture of my mom?
BLEUE.. you think those breasts are air filled? They look comfortable.
Cheezits? Cheezits?? lol.. safe job site of course, although always some blood. Today I tried to toss a cord over the deck and creased Nick's left eye. It was an insensitive ting to do on my part.

keri h, good point! El Chupacabrito's . The lizard is girly isn't it..
I couldn't begin to tell you why that lovely, curvaceous girl graced your flickr page but I imagine she brought a huge smile to your face. Perhaps it's best not to wonder why but just enjoy! : )

And, very nice handiwork fellas!
Scarlett.. heehee, nice rack, or rock(s)? I just hope they are soft, but doubt it.. so we'll go with nice deck! Thx.. I'm so tired!

femmebabe out in the awful San Diego weather. I heard a couple of weeks ago it rained and was ugly out there. Come visit us in January!
Trudge is da bomb eh

florrainew.. thx :)

myriad- gonna make me google mellifluous aren't ya. MOST any kind of sauteed flesh is good on an enchilada, except platypus tail, which I swear I was served one time here. It had the texture of chicken gizzard, rare.
Cleverly subliminal porn, tr ig.
A big deck erection.
A lady with massive boobage and a guy squeezing his caulk.
I'm betting silicone, in both cases.
I know nothing of chupacabras. They don't have them where I'm from.
Rita.. after lunch, we really kicked ass.. hi

zuma, rat and a shrew? ewwwww! thx:D

dianiani- teenage mt w gecko tail.. yes, I see it. "woolybooger joke?"
Sigh... NO. Spill it

Margaret, laughed out loud to "El Cooperchabra." Perfect

Little Kate.. can't say why, but I can hear the words you type, as said by you... 'fellas' - love it. You should see the girls on my facebook ads!

O'Rourke, you 'get me' like no other.. yes, lot's of silicone sir.
Them boobies is gonna be trouble!

Few more years and for her, just walkin’ down the street will be like constantly bouncing basketballs off her knees.....

Terrific deck! Love that style.

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KS, thanks for dropping by. I am sure you have a few chupa there. They're everywhere, to some degree.. large or small, lesser or more.

Paul... that would be- LOTS, spare the apostophe'
Sky.. I'm thinking them tits are nothing but future trouble, for her. Possibly present trouble for the guys she knows that are fans of huge fake ones. The deck 'style' well not much to that. Frame is treated pine, decking, rails, and wrap is evergrain composite.
Should say tho, the decking is fastened with invisalign hidden fasteners; plastic clips that screw to the frame and then upwards into the deck boards, result being a deck surface with no screws apparent... therefore, HIDDEN fasteners, yes. And they are a huge pain in the ass.
So, what was up with the previous deck? Chupacabra damage?
Sirenita.. YES, it was infested! Jeff had to run them off with threat of razor knife!
Photography is very tough!! ~nodding~ :D
Beautiful deck. Your description of the blonde prompted a belly laugh at midnight that almost, almost woke up my husband and son. Thanks a lot.
I bet she can't play tennis or bowl.
@ tr ig: Really? That makes me smile, tr ig. I just hope you're hearing my Aussie drawl loud and clear and not some posh Pommie accent!

: )
Tengo miedo del chupacabras!
So, this guy grew up wimpy, butt of all jokes, chronic wedgies. To get even he gets a big bad dog and trains it to respond to command. The dog's name is Woolybooger. To get the dog to sic, you say, "Woolybooger, the ball." or "Woolybooger, that cat." The dog jumps, bites, tears, and mangles said object into a pulpy mess.

Day of revenge comes, avenging one with ugly dog meets up with old harrasser. "What kind of ugly dog is THAT?" says unsuspecting victim. "That is Woolybooger!"

"Woolybooger, my ass!"
P.S. The owners of the new deck asked for lots of bad luck on the old one, with a row of upside-down horseshoes!
My ass!

Woke up late, got to go.. thx thx thx
You ask important questions, sir.
My best friend from college, Jesus,
("your little brown friend", mom called him)
swears the chupacabra is not myth; several of his family's sheep
were taken, back in the late 90's,
but that turned out to be lucky, since it bankrupted them
and he was eligible for student loans up the ass.
Jesus was quite obsessed with the chupacabra; he studied
as a "mythologist" and returned to Puerto Rico to do research.
Luckily he minored in computer science.
I dunno what he's up to now.
As for sleeping thru the night,
that picture gives me nightmares.
What if she and i got married, and had a baby?
I wouldnt let it sleep in the bed, thats for sure.
That, sir, was not an ad, but a personal invitation from me. You see, I am in desperate need of a deck and thought maybe we could trade services. Oh, could you throw in some food too? Mexican is my favorite!
I kinda like small breasted women myself. Oh, and medium and large breasted too. That's all.
So pretty much all breasted women Major Mojo? I think that can keep some options open.
Keep on keeping on....Good work there too!
You do nice work! And stop with the shit about that ad - that's your inflatable friend and we all know it.
Late to the party as usual....
Looks like a great deck.