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JANUARY 18, 2012 1:08PM

I gave up facebook but won't stop blogging

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Does body heat escape the head at a disproportionate rate? Seems that may be true because I just buzzed my head clean and now can't stop shivering, even with the furnace cranking. Could be that my scrubby little house isn't insulated very well and this computer which sucks up more of my time than it should is close to a window. Hair is cranial insulation? No, the more I think about it, that seems simply ridiculous.  

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Facebook was beginning to creep me out.

I succumbed to family and peer pressure, finally, last August, 'signing up' only to find it just as I suspected, another place to waste time. Ah, the internets, greatest time saver- greatest time waster. Not only that, the whole face recognition thing, the 'tagging' of pictures, all that, seems far too similar to 'big-brother-like' for me. Volunteering to identify ourselves for 'the man.' Screw the man. 

I would post clever little 'status updates,' like "no wonder I'm having trouble urinating, boxers on backwards" and people would 'like' my status, or leave a silly comment, which would light up the red button at the top left with a count of those things, and I'd be all excited. Like, whoa, five notifications! 

I did rather like seeing departed OS'ers there but would wonder why they thought OS was no longer worth the trouble, just to spend their days posting little blurbs at facebook-- 250 character (not words) I believe, is the limit, and you can't do much with that, now can you.

My family is there too... to them, I apologize, but damnet, it's so impersonal, isn't it? Send me an e-mail, or if you feel like really communicating, how about a text? God forbid a phone call! Sigh...

 

 

 

 

I do figure OS will finally up and explode one of these days, and damnet, still have not backed up my voluminous blogs. On the 'to do' list with so many other things. I am after all the self-proclaimed ultimate procrastinator. One of my many skills you see..

Rarely do I look at old blogs. It can be rather painful after all, finding mis-spelled words, bad punctuation, or words written in anger or frustration... but there they stand. I have fantasies of someday printing them off, organizing and editing into something, maybe a memoir. Then again, I'm a lazy person and that sounds akin to work, but that option is open... if.

 

 

The saved history is, more practically, something I dream that my son may like to look through, someday, when he is older and I no longer have the capacity to remember the stories, many, very many of which, include him. 

See a similarity? I do, although he cocks his mouth to the left and me to the right, plus he has much more impressive eyebrows.

Anyway, no, I don't see stopping the blogging, be it at OS, or somewhere else if it should finally croak for good.   

 

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That's E on the 19th floor of the San Antonio Marriott two days ago, where he was slacking with some of his Navy hoorah bruthas. He says San Antonio blows...
I decided to break from the herd and post my status all day long via smoke signals. It's a lot of work but now I've got arms like Michelle Obama.
Facebook *is* a little weird. I admit, I like it more than I don't. So, I guess I'm down one more FB friend? ~r
I hated seeing you leave facebook, but I do understand.

Nice buzz job. I do that all the time too. Feels so cool I can charge women for the joy of giving it a rub. Oh shit - did Tink step into the room?

Let me know if you make plans to head down this way.
San Antonio blows but their women, uh, blow too!! Tell him to make sure there's no adam's apple!! ~:D

Facebook can be a big time waster, especially if you get into the games, then, well, some people have never been heard from again. ~nodding~

Me personally, I like to post things that are bout me, you know, like North Dakota's racy ad!! (Thanks by the way, ND has some hot looking knees and I made a post out of it!! :D)
LOL, loved this and wish I could have seen your silly updates. I keep it merely for family updates as most of my family lives far away so pics etc are nice to see. I do understand the creepy aspect tho, so I avoid the FB stalker types...
The shape of your head and his is VERY similar.

Now who is this chick, San Antonio?
nOW U loOk a liTTEL bIT liKE jonnIE wOLFy

tWO baDD 4 U
I like it! The haircut, that is. I am on FB, but it hasn't become as addictive for me as OS has. For one thing, I cannot keep up with all the chatter and postings. I just drop in once or twice a day to see if my kid has posted any new photos.

Lezlie
Nice buzz cut, sorta reminds me of Timothy McVeigh. And yeah, Facebook weirds me out sometimes too, but I deal with that by not going there very often. Phone calls? That's so 1997!
daisy chain jane; the post you mention was on the OS COVER, correct? As is apt!
When I quit fb, they made me decipher some of those letters and numbers that are all LSD'd out and crammed together. I did it, very carefully, twice. Each time they said I did it wrong. Third time, I guess they thought I was serious, but told me it would take TWO WEEKS before my account was permanently deleted. Anytime in the next two weeks all I have to do is SIGN IN and all will be forgiven. THAT is creepy. I said I quit, so I quit. Awright? Fuck...

Magret, I like your creativity with the smoke signals and all.. and yes, you have nice arms. At least that's what SBA told me.

Joan, I do have certain regrets but tilted towards the quit. Thx

dRat- there's more than one way to give your head a buzz... wink, and I do like the fuzzy feel of it. Might go to a bar and charge the girls a nickel each for a rub :)

Tink, I miss your house of ill-repute and OS orphans most of all.. sigh

Ms. Dragoo, ah, never came across you there that I know of, but then again, I didn't know half of my "friends."

Duane, the girl Eli was on? You'd have to ask him my friend. He's on facebook!

Jonnie--- Jonathan Wolfman may be a little nutZ, but you sir, are toTalLy uN-tEtHEreD!

Lezlie; it ain't no os! My kid texts me the pics, so nothing missed there.

Thanks for reading, my peoples
That mouth reversal between you and your son is very interesting. I wonder if there is a gene for that, and it got flipped somehow? I joined Facebook at last in December, for a very specific purpose, but it's getting annoying because it constantly wants me to be sure I don't want to make friends with my sister's coterie of over 2,000 "friends." I have two. I'm fine with that. I just wish they'd leave me alone. I am really not good Facebook material.
my practice flounders on facebook
Nanatajeff- I look like McVeigh? S'pose you're right. Wish I could place exactly what your bald head reminds me of... wait, got it! SHREK! Yeah, I don't have the restraint you do for staying off things.. like drugs and facebook-- such is the life of stress twisted children (see Margaret's post)

Mumbletypeg... you should do stand up comedy! Of course that would mean going out in public wouldn't it!!
Put on a hat! (tinfoil lining optional)

I look at the OS Orphans on FB - it's like comments here, only w.o. any post. My 'home' I glance at occasionally, but I seem to have nearly 300 'friends', many of whom I don't know, and there's always 100 new messages, or whatever = I can't keep up any more. I just ignore it most of the time.
FB interferes with the real work of writing for me. I have been considering a little hiatus myself...
I kind of freaked out today when some confidential thing popped up asking me how well I knew a person who happens to be on OS (there were several boxes to check) so they, FB could adjust my feed to include more or less information about them. Nuts. I just stared at it. WOW. Unbelievable. I am thinking over FB too.
Dr. Zig.. go fig!

Myriad.. you (and Linnnn) and so many others I do miss there. One of the highlights of my last days was you posting that Tab Benoit series "on my wall" :D

Linnnnn!.. DO write something for YOU, then publish here for ME
Sheila... SEE?!! It's getting more and more strange and nosy and, well.. intrusive. I said that thing in the blog about big brother only half joking. I envision a time in the future when facebook and "homeland security" work hand in hand.
tr ig,

Once a writer, always a writer. That's what I always say.
Hello ... I'm with you Trig. Nothing like a phone call and the sound of the human voice. Hopefully it comes back in fashion.
The sight of you head with no hair Tr ig dear...
I vote for a tinfoil hat too. Made like a boat with a brim. I made one when I was a kid...
Eli, sigh. There is a striking resemblance..
Facebook..a BIG sigh...I go there less and less...
There is no way in hell I'd ever facebook, or whatever the verb is. Paranoia strikes deep, dammit.
I'll miss you too my friend, but we still have OS!!! I like your bald head, cause yeah, get a hoody, some dark shades, and you could be like The Mad Bomber or something!!

And heck, you can always, I've heard anyways, haz an alter on FB!!! Teehee!!

I mean, I wouldn't know ANYTHING about that!! ~:D
DoaHSS, I've been called squirrelly. Please don't start swingin' on my nuts though! (ok I asked ya didn't I)

Scarlett... when it comes back in fashion, ring me up. Think big bell jeans will come back in fashion too? I have a few pairs of those in the closet, along with my homosexuality.

Mission, I did it this time last year too. It's kina fun. Just tossed that mop of split ends in the trash and put my shampoo in storage.

b1.. I can't believe I did it, even for a minute. Best to ya mayn!

Tink, if I get an alter on fb, can I use YOUR IP address? Pretty please!!!
Two FB stories that creeped me out:

1) I listened to an OSer's playlist on Spotify the other day. She told me that she didn't know that her playlist had gone public. Then I went on FB and found two people had "liked" my listening to the playlist. WTF?

2) I was on Huffington Post, reading about - I admit it - whether Miley Cyrus had a boob job, when I looked to the side of the page and it told me which HuffPo stories my FB friends had read. I realized that they would go on HuffPo and learn that I'd been reading about Miley's boobs. Gah!

I don't know how the privacy stuff works there, and nobody seems anxious to explain it.
cranky... first, see my post titled "I think I love Hanna Montana"

http://open.salon.com/blog/trig_palin/2009/04/10/i_think_i_love_hannah_montana

Why would she mess with purr-fection?

OK, yes, see your point, which was kinda my point too, although I didn't go too far into details being blog length format and all.
cranky, there's some way on Huff and other sites to stop that awful business of FB broadcasting to the world what creepy little news items you privately had a peek at. I have managed to at least isolate some of my online things from each other...

someone told me there was a way on FB to set up the list of people you want to see your posts there. I had a look, but it seemed too time consuming...so I will just be careful (for instance, I don't want a lot of my so-called 'friend' reading my blog...

the other option is to go to google + ......echoing, empty, silent....
My fb is taken over by religious slogans, chain posts (I know 12.5% of you WON'T RE-POST THIS MESSAGE AND ALL OF THE HEAD LICE ARE GOING TO GO EXTINCT IF YOU DON'T REPOST RIGHT NOW!!!!!!) But I still like it. I tightened the privacy settings to the max and use https. Besides, I need to share pictures of Puff.
Feel kinda bad about the hair if you know what I mean.
Facecrack has ruined many a relationship and biz opp. I had to get my neice to get rid of some stuff last week. Drew the line at her posting weird stuff using my mom's photo as her avatar. Uncle Alsoknownas got tres p.o.

Phone calls are fine if it's not right next to me in a movie. Then I can't hear my wife whisper describing it in my ear like I'm somewhere else.
Myr.. salud (whatever that means), a Canadian word I believe

Phyllis... that............. CAT? Ewwww

AKA, yes sir, it was YOU who MADE me cut the hair to the extreme. Not really, was the fifteen bucks. I was short. Borrowing dead mom for an avatar seems beyond distasteful.. so tres p.o. I gets
I had to quit MyStace and Stacebook. Too much blog-whoring. May the spring come early and the follicles be fruitful and multiply.
For many of us facebook is short form status updates, blogging is long form. I see your status today is cold noggin in January. Who does this in January? This cracked me up.

Hi Eli!
MyStace and Stacebook? GEEZ!!! My follicles are fruitful Youdin, fruitful as my spermatazoa. Gotta exercise the head muscles..

Bleue, luckily I live indoors, yes, so far, so therefore don't rely on body fur for warmth..

Thanks ones and alls! I am bald, but at least I'm not on facebook. Fuck off!!! (and I mean that in only the best of ways)
Really? Amy told you that? It must have been before you and Kim drove her away. Now apologize and make her come back!!! I can only imagine what she'd say here. I'd make an attempt but I'm an amateur when it comes to nastiness, according to Diary of a Ho. (abbr., nothing more).

Also, I'm a whiny whiner.

And a whore.
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... crickets ...
Not really Margaret, you whore, I made that up. Amy ain't talking to me. Attempted a little apology at Gambles' but wasn't exactly sure what I was apologizing for and that made it maybe come out weird.
Or strange, like the Kiwi-Mole stranger attempting to communicate his trepidations about descending into the valley of the .. fucking something..

Hi Kim
Ome of my New Years resolutions this year was to post more on FB; more than the once every couple of months pace since I started with OS. And already I'm up to two comments in 2012. In the near future I may try a status update.
A Kiwi isn't a mole, trig. He's the wingless host of an Australian kid's TV show named Kiwi Herman. I hear he's also a fruit.
Abrawang, love your name, mang. Steal the status update above, or another one I did that everyone really got all over was who would have thought a microwave could get this filthy in only a years' time... stupid shit eh

Margdalene, shut the fark up! I have every episode of Pee Wee's Playhouse on dvd. He would never whore himself out for an Aussie audience. He has integrity!
Actually, we have the Wiggles.
(Visiting. Not back permanently yet.)
I have ADHD. My wife tells me that I can't go on Facebook because, if I ever did, I'd never come out.

I listen to my wife. I don't do Facebook.

And I'd hate the gimmicks. I don't want to be Poked. I don't want to buy farm animals for someone or whateverthehell the virtual gifts are.

Blogging is at least on topic.
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I also signed up just this past year and share many of your sentiments...well done. I don't go on there b/c I don't wish to witness all of the political infighting among Wisconsinites even on FB...can't escape it!