Ah.. seems I have been singled out and cruelly targeted by the great google gods in the OS gizmo.
THESE ads keep appearing in the center of my blog. I've asked others here if they get the same ads and the answer is, simply NO.
Wondered if the female contributors got similar ads featuring hunky sexy men, like say, Mel Gibson, but... no, seems not. Hi Linnnnnnnnnnn!
Apparently the assumption by the google geniuses, is that...
A: I have trouble sleeping
and
B: That if I had a sex-kitten by my side to suckle and pet, my sleep troubles would be alleviated.
Oh my, the midwest farmers' daughter! Let's call her Rebecca Sunnybrook. The little tease from the farm down the road, oft seen milking cows and goats and such, anything that needs a milking, always within my view as I pass on daddy's tractor... taunting, teasing with her innocent nubilia. Dark tresses licking her Amish cotton top, flickering tongue licking full lips o'cherry. Revolutionary!
Jennifer Aniston's little sister, Kiki Aniston. Didn't follow big sister in that whole boring 'wholesome thing.' Think she has tan lines? I'm thinking heck NO but am dying to find out! All that really matters though, baby... is your talents in the helping me sleep through the night department.
Blue bedroom eyed bikini clad and blonde, eh... Annika, yeah that's it! The Swedish secret to blissful, full, nightlong R.E.M.. Do you do in-calls darling? Send me a pic without the damned banner!
If I'm in my 50's try THIS weird trick? Well must say I'm tempted! What exactly do you find 'weird' about her though google? Thinking those spaghetti straps could be MANeuvered off of those sleek and supple shoulders leading to some soothing nursing sessions, and what could help an old pervert sleep through the 'hole night better than nursing?
MAMA!
Pillows Anderson. Bonus trick number five! Weird implant job performed by Dr. Strangelove?
My question in closing, google; who's the trick, and who's the ho?
And, sorry to disappoint... I ALREADY SLEEP JUST FINE! Ask my girlfriend!!
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Phyll "Your home may be repossessed if you do not keep up on your mortgage payments."
No kidding? NO KIDDING!?!?! Hello!
Yeah 5 bucks and change
Ardee, yes I do believe that is the message, and it's a message I understand. Works for me, but don't need Cambridge to help me figure that out just like I don't need HSBC home mortgage reminding me to make the damned payment.
How are ya!?!
Now instead of the boring anti-right wing or economics ads, and heaven forbid, healthy food ads. I'll get some about lubricants and hot men. Yay for me!
So...what "Cambridge" scientists do you think they are referencing? Cambridge, as in Oxford? Cambridge where leftie anarchist old hippies live in Boston? Cambridge, Wisconsin, perhaps? Just what do these scientists study, do you think? Important clinical trial results published in the Journal of Young Chicks and Old Dicks?
Try clearing your cookies.
Now I'm nervous.
I just read l'Heure Bleue's explanation of how this supposedly happens and up pops a photo of Newt Gingrich in a Speedo wolfing a corn dog and I swear all I had to do was click on this post.
How about now?
Those didn't go with my depressing poem. Still getting boring ads... stop the repubs, now go to college, free credit report and refinance my home. Sigh. I struggled to even come up with good keywords. No wonder I have no trouble sleeping, my life is boring.
Let me know if you think of any words that will trigger some exciting ads for Phyllis and me!!! I should post something sexy and see if that helps.
what's a nubilia????
~waving from the sagebrush~ hey, treeeg!
Yeah baby, "doing what we love!" That's what I'm talkin' about. Now I wonder what keyword it was, I can't put the whole list in all my comments but I could work in one... gotta tell Phyllis.
Thanks trig, you changed my world!
My ads were for Zulilly babywear (in case, I guess, I became a grandma in an untimely surprising way), AT&T, (so I can call everyone about it), Doral Golf Resort, (where to go to escape the news), and, finally something cool, Hardrock Tampa Casino!
(the perfect place to gamble away someone's college fund.)
Yay~
But no new medical breakthoughs including tarts, slatterns or disproportionate farm girls...Thank heavens!
Yeah I have the bestest ads. Didn't realize how
good I had it yaknow :D
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It's like Bill Hicks once said - what advertisers really wish they could do is just have a naked woman, legs spread, playing with herself, and the word "Coke" (or whatever) above the image. I guess we're about as close to that now as is allowable.
P.S. The only "weird trick" ads I ever see are ones for belly flab and face wrinkles. I guess they've got my number.
"I did independent research on these gals, trig. Turns out they are all more than qualified as sleep aids.
All of them except farmgirl worked in university sleep study labs as
“free lance soporifics”.
FLSes.
Their secret was their magnificent physicality combined with their equally magnificent banality.
They were gals with very little to think about,
due to long training in laying about in girls’ dorms w/a strict no-male policy.
But they all had the genetic gift of gab, which they administered to their male sleep-freak-clients
after certain electronic devices hooked to improbable (in a sleep study context)
manly areas
had precipitated release of …tension.
They were all good girls. They were all virgins. Vacant but calming.
Farm girl had experience with other species.
The kind found..well, on a farm.
thx y'all, this was fun.