Imagine me, lounging at a beach house in South Carolina in early May, eating whatever they eat down there... I'm hoping and presuming some kind of seafood.

Crazy as it sounds, to me particularly, I'll be there the end of next week, somewhere near Summerville.

I have not travelled nearly… Read full post »

Here I sit, four and three quarters months after moving out. Five months since the "90 day right of redemption" expired (Nov 24, 2010) reading a letter that says, basically, HEY VALUED CUSTOMER, SORRY, BUT IT'S ALL GOOD NOW!!!

 Funny thing is, I just went by there… Read full post »

A couple of hours ago my friend Brian texted me from north Texas like he does every year on this day, to remind me of the '420 holiday.'

When we were housemates in Metairie, Louisiana post Hurricane K, along with Joe, Jimmy, Tina (Jimmy's baby momma and Brian's girlfriend)... we… Read full post »

I tried to tell myself that I wouldn't miss you people. It was a lie. Yes, I committed the eighth deadly sin, lying to one's self.

The computer went down a couple of weeks ago. Every time I tried to boot up I got a pic of a yellow cat… Read full post »

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Alright, it'not a whole tree, just this six foot section of elm. At the top you can see the tip of the honey comb. 

Our landlord is a bee tamer, or so he says. Apparently he makes money in the "bee removal" trade. Mike asked me a week ago… Read full post »

Chapter one: Someone check my diaper please

Last night I left a comment at Emily aka Ed I Tor's, referring to myself as an OS patriot. I have never 'flounced' or even stayed away for more than a week. In spite of all the problems here, I still love the… Read full post »

No need for rates and all that. Seeking help from my son's school issue baby mac to fix my home PC.

It's a Windows XP operating system. A couple of weeks ago we had a virus which the kid "fixed" by who knows what means. Then, Monday morning I booted up… Read full post »

As a long time loser in the game of love, I am conflicted. The same can be said for her. In fact, conflicted is an understatement. Scared to death might be a more appropriate way to describe our feelings. All of her friends and family (the exception being her mother) tell… Read full post »

This afternoon Eli screamed out from the living room, something like "HELL YEAH! Google is coming to Kansas City, Kansas to set up 1 gig broadband!

Not knowing a gig from a fig I asked "how fast is that?"

"Dad, 100 times faster than Roadrunner broadband. 2000 times faster than dial… Read full post »

The fuckmuppets have taken over! Again!!! OS has WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE these days, and it's not like the old days, and so many people here are awful hacks writing drivel of whinth degree 'quality!'

Right, I know. Like ME. BUT, want to read some things that are really good and… Read full post »

As we, citizens of the United States of America sit here impoverished, marginally employed if we have jobs at all, union rights being stripped and education funding slashed, is it wise to spend even a nickel on anything to do with Libya?

Do we as a nation really have a moral… Read full post »

Yesterday afternoon I finally got to meet most of the members of the motorcycle club that Veronica calls her second family.

I suppose some would call these people a 'gang,' but they are certainly not gangsters. They are brothers with "call names" such as Bull, Bear, Chaps, Yogi, Spider,… Read full post »

I see that OS is once again slower than snail snot in winter, slower than a tortoise on a vertical climb with rope and pick-axe, slower than a glacier attempting escape from Alaska... slower than Sarah Palin herself!

FUCK!

But, oh well. Get what ya pay for?

Now that… Read full post »

March 11, 2011

Today at noon me and Jeff were taking a short lunch break, waiting outside a suburban mall-style 'Gambinos' for pizza and calzone to bake. It's the best day of the year so far weather-wise, so we kicked back with the windows open, enjoying the warmth and sunshine, in… Read full post »

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Word is it's drugs, rather than CPS related...and was planned.

The raid is not a payback for the 100,000.00 lawsuit Marty Singer filed today against CBS and Chuck Lorre.

Hmmm, kinda wonder where the cops were a couple of weeks ago.

because regardless what… Read full post »

After a break-up involving my girlfriend's ex-husband being released from the Rolla, Missouri maximum security penitentiary, and a couple of extremely ugly roommate situations, I was moving into an apartment that was mine, all mine! I never thought much about it before that, but at thirty years of ag… Read full post »

I am Trig Sheen

(and I just wrote a poem, about ME)

I've been called extreme

Emilio's a queen

call Charlie the spleen

when I was eighteen

I fucked a Holstein

then shot some morphine

I lack in hygiene

and scoff at sunscreen

when I'm on benzadrine

with… Read full post »

       Yesterday I had a fight of sorts with my girlfriend. Possibly, the best kind of fight (if there is such a thing); the kind you have on yahoo chat. No chance of knife play or flying objects that way.

Truth is, we have never fought or even… Read full post »

     These days, I have to wait to post until Emily goes home, for fear of further alienation of my audience. If she saw this I would surely be on the cover, again! Yeah, my reputation was rather soiled last week wasn't it. 

Right. I hate editor's picks.

Please… Read full post »

We are engulfed in a fifty year fog. Heck, might be a hundred year fog. It's so thick that I got lost trying to find my truck this morning. Just stumbled towards the vicinity of where I knew I left it until I ran into it and cracked my knee. Then,… Read full post »

UPDATE... Had to delete the quote for anonymity of the other party... google search takes it straight to where I was trying to conceal..

 The above is from a comment by Bonnie Russell on a hate Charlie Sheen fest-blog somewhere out there on the net.  I'm not going to link… Read full post »

Even before the Navy recruiter smiled up to our door, I knew I would sign the parental release. Against my own instincts, I had promised.

The night before, Eli and I sat down together to talk. He explained his thoughts and rationale... the positives and negatives. I was impressed by… Read full post »