Trudge164
- Location
- Arrive Alive!, Florida, USA
- Birthday
- May 11
- Title
- Senior Bullring Cleaner
- Bio
- I have had and I have not had, but for now I have not had it. My new avatar is a painting of Ernest "Poppa" Hemingway. I took a picture of it when I visited his home in Key West, Fl. a few years ago.
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Submitted for your
approval:
B. Your
congressman uses Clout.
Shouldn't you?
C.
The…”
6:57PM - “Move on. This guy just
wasn't that in to you. Most
fetishists
get hung up the
per…”
November 22, 2009 10:02PM - “From YouTube, copy the
embed html code, then come
back to you
post. In the edit
m…”
November 22, 2009 09:34PM - “Welcome. This is your
first comment. Can't wait to
see the
video.
First
Rating”
November 22, 2009 06:43PM - “That's why I use an
alias. Our right to privacy
and free
speech is being
infringe…”
November 22, 2009 06:38PM
Trudge164's Links
- Quick Guide to My OS Posts
- Sue Klebold: I Will Never Know Why
- I Don't Care What Smart People Think, Really
- Dear Open Salon Ghost Rater, (I know who you are, sometimes)
- How to Lose Your Job on Facebook (It's easy!)
- Jackson Pollack, Art Thief
- I Killed a Baby Today
- Go Ahead, Make My Day, Punk.
- My Brush with Death
- For Sale: Baby Shoes Never Worn
- The Running Shoe
Writers on the Wall Week Ending Nov. 22, 2009
Last week, I PM'd some of my OS Favorites concerning my new thick as a brick, and, as solid too, banner. In the PM, I mentioned that if they sent me a quick line or two that I would put it up on my wall with their initials (or name). Later… Read full post »
Oprah’s Best and Worst Hair Days
Last night Access Hollywood aired a segment featuring Oprah’s hair styles over the years. While Oprah’s body mass expanded and contracted like an accordion being played by a hopped-up on speed band member in a heavy metal Polka band, her hair seemed to take on a life of its own.… Read full post »
Cap'n Parrotdead's Bachelor Party: Stripper, Troll, Cake
As some of you may already
know, Cap’n Parrotdead was contemplating marrying himself.
(Refer to On Off Wedding link below) However, he
decided he wasn’t good enough for himself, so he got cold
feet, and ran. Thereby, leaving himself crying at Wong Hung
Lo’s All the Dogs Y/… Read full post »
Sexiest Man Living 2009 On Open Salon: It's Me! ...
... Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, and Me!
Ladies, why leave the safety and confines of Open Salon when there are many sexy men blogging right here and now? One of them is me!
Using Thomas Rogers’s Rubric*, I don’t measure up! (Just think of the double-entendres and innuendos with t… Read full post »
Can someone on Open Salon please help Frank Florent?
Can someone please help Frank Florent?
Frank needs my help transferring funds, but I can't help him because...let's just say...I'd rather not say.
He sent it to my OS PM account.
He did ask me to keep it a secret, but I told him here in OS there are… Read full post »
I Don't Care What Smart People Think, Really
I made a realization yesterday,
or was it the day before? Ten minutes ago? I never know; I’m
so stupid.
Oh yeah, my realization … my realization is I no longer care what smart people think.
Not that I actually ever did care, but now I really don’t care.… Read full post »
Key West Fantasy Fest w/brief nudity and blackface
Last night was Fantasy Fest in Key West.
These videos are courtesy of the Miami Herald.
Key West is a little more tolerant than Colorado.
Sue Klebold, a Columbine Mom, Who Will Never Know Why
Last night, I read Sue Klebold's essay I Will Never Know Why in Oprah Magazine.
I became curious after reading Dave Cullen’s October 12th post: “After reading Sue Klebold’s eassy: remarkable”. I could have easily looked up the Oprah article onli… Read full post »
Falcon Heene Halloween Pumpkin UFO OS Exclusive
This is not a hoax!
Just ask the Ft. Collins Sheriff's Office.
Falcon Heene a.k.a. "Balloon Boy" has done it again. This time he took an unauthorized sortie in his dad's Just-in-Time for Halloween Pumpkin UFO, weather balloon.
I just happened to be in the Ft. Collins, CO… Read full post »
Thanks for Screwing Up My Life!
Dear Purveyor of Unfounded Fear, Obscure Facts, and Warnings,
I just want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past years. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery.
I no longer open a public bathroom door without using a paper… Read full post »
Take the Open Salon Officially-unofficial Blogger’s Poll
It’s Free!
The first 60 Minutes Vanity Fair poll has just been released as most of you are already aware. The November poll, which was the first in a series, asked some serious and frivolous questions in an attempt to get an idea as to what Americans are thinking. You can/… Read full post »
When the world is running down who inspires you?
All of us at one point or another have had to deal with a force so overwhelming that it has knocked us down flat. Some of us have had to face this type of situation several times in our lives. And a few of us are going through one of… Read full post »
OS Confidential: Freaky Shilling for Microsoft’s Bing
Freaky Troll is NOT Dead! He’s on the outside looking B “in” g*
You read right true believers. I, Trudge164, dug deep into the nether reaches of the Internet … deep into its blackest holes (watch it, I know what you’re thinking) … and unearthed never-before… Read full post »
Fourteen Insane Ways to Stay Sane During These Crazy Times
With all this talk of health care, Flinstonenian congressmen and hijacking preachers, its time to maintain whatever semblance of sanity we have left by acting a little crazy (crazier).
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passi… Read full post »
People of WalMart Exposed! Don't look ...
Too Late!
Two South Carolina brothers and a friend like to hang out at the local WalMart where they shop, and snap shots of the interestingly dressed patrons. So they decided to start a website called "People of WalMart".
According to an online article, their site has create… Read full post »
Over the Hill Superheroes in Their Golden Years
Ever wonder what happens to supeheroes when they go
over-the-hill?
It's sad. 'Nuff said.
Superman: the Man of Steel's abs have turned to mercury.
Wonder Woman: Even this Amazonian can't escape menopause.
Batman & Robin: Holy gertitol! They're having a sale on Depends.… Read full post »
Can Calling Megan Fox an Idiot get You Sued?
Google, the all-knowing oracle of the Internet, may find itself in a lawsuit over having to reveal the name of one of its anonymous bloggers. It seems that a Rosemary Port, aka, “Skanks in NY,” did a posting calling Liskula Cohen, a New York fashion model, a “skan… Read full post »
Social Networking 101: How to Lose Your Job on facebook
Everyone is using facebook these days except me. My wife, my daughter, and a host of our friends and family member are it. Even the AFLAC Duck is on it. And I know some of you OS Bloggers are on it too. Personally, I avoid facebook for a number of reasons.… Read full post »
¿Posh Spice o Paula Abdul Quién es más guapa?
Now that Paula Abdul is stepping down from her Idol throne the big buzz is that Victoria Beckham, aka Posh Spice, will eventually replace her.
Ms. Beckham will be making a guest appearance (or two) in the new season, and, my guess is that she will eventually replace Paula.
Choosy Bloggers Choose Creepy GIF dot com
I just found this website and it is incredible. It's called CreepyGIF. It is a smorgasbord of some really wild animated GIF files. It has an animated GIF category for just about anything you could possibly imagine.
So forget about the depression recession, health-scare care, town-hall crazi… Read full post »I'm a Mad Men and so Can You!
I checked out Mad Men Yourself thanks to Leaandra Nolting.
Don't I look more dapper than Draper?
Trudge as Don Draper:

The real cast of AMC's Mad Men:
(They got nuttin on us well-d
… Read full post »Alcohol the Elusvie Muse!

This post is in response to Le Tourment Vert’s post “Getting the Creative Juices Flowing …”
By the time I left the military and started college, I knew that if I took so much as one drink I would lose all interest in all other activities but drinking. Earm… Read full post »
WD-40 Can Do All That! Who Knew?
According to WD-40 folklore, a guy who had just bought a new pickup got up one Sunday morning and saw that someone had spray painted red all around the sides of this beige truck (for some unknown reason). Needless to say, he was very upset and was trying to figure… Read full post »
Stephen King’s Real Horror Story
Recently, I read “Morality” by Stephen King which is featured in the July, 2009 issue of Esquire magazine. Not only is it featured on the cover, but part of King’s recent body of work covers Bar Refaeli body a Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover model. As if to co/… Read full post »
What Was the #1 Song on the Day that You were Born?
Take a break from Iraq, Iran, the Economy, Obama, and all those dearly departed celebrities and enjoy a little trivia.
Can you name the song that was number one on the Bill Board Charts on the day that you were born?
Most of us can't because we were too busy squeezing ourselves… Read full post »
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Updates
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Happy F*cking Holidays --- Santa lost his job this year!
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Is romance in the air, or is it just me not having it?
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Errands And Exercise
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HMO Stimulus Package 2.0
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Short and Bitter Sweet Goodbye
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Grace
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CoyoteOldStyle’s Thanks for Not Posing Photo Caption Contest
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Scenes from the Surprisingly Inexpensive Nassau Cruise
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