Last week, I PM'd some of my OS Favorites concerning my new thick as a brick, and, as solid too, banner. In the PM, I mentioned that if they sent me a quick line or two that I would put it up on my wall with their initials (or name). Later… Read full post »

Last night Access Hollywood aired a segment featuring Oprah’s hair styles over the years. While Oprah’s body mass expanded and contracted like an accordion being played by a hopped-up on speed band member in a heavy metal Polka band, her hair seemed to take on a life of its own.… Read full post »

 As some of you may already know, Cap’n Parrotdead was contemplating marrying himself. (Refer to On Off Wedding link below) However, he decided he wasn’t good enough for himself, so he got cold feet, and ran. Thereby, leaving himself crying at Wong Hung Lo’s All the Dogs Y/… Read full post »

... Me, Me, Me, Me, Me, and Me! 

Ladies, why leave the safety and confines of Open Salon when there are many sexy men blogging right here and now? One of them is me! 

Using Thomas Rogers’s Rubric*, I don’t measure up! (Just think of the double-entendres and innuendos with t… Read full post »

Can someone please help Frank Florent?

Frank needs my help transferring funds, but I can't help him because...let's just say...I'd rather not say.

He sent it to my OS PM account.

He did ask me to keep it a secret, but I told him here in OS there are… Read full post »

I made a realization yesterday, or was it the day before? Ten minutes ago? I never know; I’m so stupid.

Oh yeah, my realization … my realization is I no longer care what smart people think. 

Not that I actually ever did care, but now I really don’t care.… Read full post »

Last night was Fantasy Fest in Key West.

These videos are courtesy of the Miami Herald.

Key West is a little more tolerant than Colorado.

Fantasy Fest in Key West #1

Fantasy Fest in Key West #2

Last night, I read Sue Klebold's essay I Will Never Know Why in Oprah Magazine.

I became curious after reading Dave Cullen’s October 12^th post:  “After reading Sue Klebold’s eassy: remarkable”.  I could have easily looked up the Oprah article onli… Read full post »

This is not a hoax!

Just ask the Ft. Collins Sheriff's Office.  

 Falcon Heene a.k.a. "Balloon Boy" has done it again. This time he took an unauthorized sortie in his dad's Just-in-Time for Halloween Pumpkin UFO, weather balloon.

I just happened to be in the Ft. Collins, CO… Read full post »

Dear Purveyor of Unfounded Fear, Obscure Facts, and Warnings,

I just want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past years. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery.

I no longer open a public bathroom door without using a paper… Read full post »

It’s Free!

The first 60 Minutes Vanity Fair poll has just been released as most of you are already aware. The November poll, which was the first in a series, asked some serious and frivolous questions in an attempt to get an idea as to what Americans are thinking. You can/… Read full post »

All of us at one point or another have had to deal with a force so overwhelming that it has knocked us down flat. Some of us have had to face this type of situation several times in our lives. And a few of us are going through one of… Read full post »

Freaky Troll is NOT Dead! He’s on the outside looking B “in” g*

You read right true believers. I, Trudge164, dug deep into the nether reaches of the Internet … deep into its blackest holes (watch it, I know what you’re thinking) … and unearthed never-before… Read full post »

With all this talk of health care, Flinstonenian congressmen and hijacking preachers, its time to maintain whatever semblance of sanity we have left by acting a little crazy (crazier).   

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passi… Read full post »

Too Late! 

Two South Carolina brothers and a friend like to hang out at the local WalMart where they shop, and snap shots of the interestingly dressed patrons. So they decided to start a website called "People of WalMart".

According to an online article, their site has create… Read full post »

Ever wonder what happens to supeheroes when they go over-the-hill?
It's sad. 'Nuff said.

Superman: the Man of Steel's abs have turned to mercury.

Wonder Woman: Even this Amazonian can't escape menopause.

Batman & Robin: Holy gertitol! They're having a sale on Depends.… Read full post »

Google, the all-knowing oracle of the Internet, may find itself in a lawsuit over having to reveal the name of one of its anonymous bloggers. It seems that a Rosemary Port, aka, “Skanks in NY,” did a posting calling Liskula Cohen, a New York fashion model, a “skan… Read full post »

Everyone is using facebook these days except me. My wife, my daughter, and a host of our friends and family member are it. Even the AFLAC Duck is on it. And I know some of you OS Bloggers are on it too. Personally, I avoid facebook for a number of reasons.… Read full post »

Now that Paula Abdul is stepping down from her Idol throne the big buzz is that Victoria Beckham, aka Posh Spice, will eventually replace her.

Ms. Beckham will be making a guest appearance (or two) in the new season, and, my guess is that she will eventually replace Paula.

 … Read full post »

I just found this website and it is incredible. It's called CreepyGIF. It is a smorgasbord of some really wild animated GIF files. It has an animated GIF category for just about anything you could possibly imagine.

I checked out Mad Men Yourself thanks to Leaandra Nolting.

Don't  I look more dapper than Draper?

 Trudge as Don Draper:

 

The real cast of AMC's Mad Men:

 

This post is in response to Le Tourment Vert’s post “Getting the Creative Juices Flowing …” 

By the time I left the military and started college, I knew that if I took so much as one drink I would lose all interest in all other activities but drinking. Earm… Read full post »

According to WD-40 folklore, a guy who had just bought a new pickup got up one Sunday morning and saw that someone had spray painted red all around the sides of this beige truck (for some unknown reason). Needless to say, he was very upset and was trying to figure… Read full post »

Recently, I read “Morality” by Stephen King which is featured in the July, 2009 issue of Esquire magazine. Not only is it featured on the cover, but part of King’s recent body of work covers Bar Refaeli body a Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover model. As if to co/… Read full post »

Take a break from Iraq, Iran, the Economy, Obama, and all those dearly departed celebrities and enjoy a little trivia.

Can you name the song that was number one on the Bill Board Charts on the day that you were born?

Most of us can't because we were too busy squeezing ourselves… Read full post »