With all this talk of health care, Flinstonenian congressmen and hijacking preachers, its time to maintain whatever semblance of sanity we have left by acting a little crazy (crazier).   

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.  

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!  

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that 

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 

5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write : For Marijuana. 

6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'  

12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 

13.  Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 

14. Pick up a Box of Condoms at the Pharmacy, Go to the Counter and Ask Which Way to the Fitting Room.  

I am not responsible for any actions taken against you by law enforcement or angry mobs should you try any one of these points at home, office or on the streets. If you do attempt any of these actions, please have a friend video-record and post it on YouTube so we can all have a good laugh. 

 Demented Disclosure: Someone sent me these crazy points today, and I figured we could all use a little ha-ha.

 Since I will never be invited to Open Salon's version of the Algonquin's Writer's Circle, I get to have my low-brow fun.