While you were all protesting, pontificating and finger pointing about the government’s latest violation of our privacy and privates by using backscatter x-ray scanning machines at airports near you, I went deep undercover.
And you know when I go deep uncover, I go deep undercover. I go alimentary canal deep, bottomless pit deep, deep-dish pizza deep, so deep I come out the other end deep, tickle your coccyx by way of somebody else’s mouth deep, dug my way to China deep, deep-throat deep, undercover. (Man, that’s deep) But I digress…
Anyways, after calling in a few “favors” from some low-people in high places of the gob-a-mint. By way of coercing, conniving, cajoling and blackmailing (as in “Hey, Distinguished Gentleman from Illinois, about those pictures of you and dems interns?”), I was able to get complete access to the Transportation Security Administration’s servers. As it turns out, they do save images of the scans they perform at airports.
And to top it off they have an Extra Special Double Top Secret dossier on Open Salon bloggers. Ever wonder why the pages load so slowly whenever you try to delete comments? The gob-a-mint is scanning you as you blog on Open Salon. They even scanned me!
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING IMAGES MAY BE TOO SHOCKING FOR SOME!
Emily Holleman
At least this explains the weekends on Open Salon.
Linda Seccaspina
Now we know what fuels her creative juices.
Tinkerertink69
This explains his dogged determination to get an EP while avoiding ED.
Anyone up for a Scooby Snack?
Veronica Wolf
Somebody better tell the Pope about this sistah's naughty "habit" of writing erotica.
Trudge164
They even scanned me. Hey, what can I say?
Happy Thanksgiving!
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Nolalibraian, you should see her "do" pennance. Tink is barking up the wrong tree.
Lunchlady2, glad you liked it.
Cyril, gnome-ledge is power.
cool photo-paste collage, guy. very cool.
Only in Canada eh???
Takes more than that hahaha
Rated with hugs
It was really funny.. thanks so much for making me laugh my head off..
Now where did I put that bottle?
linda, it's next to the night stand, remember?
Lady Miko, you likee?
I'll send you a 40 pounder of good ol' "shine" if ya like...
:D
Scarlett, I couldn't come up with something good for her so I took the easy way out.
Bonnie, and we all need more of those.
Xenonlit, one size fits all.
skipixieo, they come in pounds?
Algis, glad you liked it.
Jerry, welcome back. I had to look up that trench.
irishwolfhound, I had to take a cold shower just putting that image up.
Tink, you can run, but you can't hide.
Anthony, hmmm.
Boomer, what I do for blog and country.
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Rita, the truth is out there and right here
I Trudge. You sure? You Trudge? Waddle.
Smile.
Great Pick of the Finest of the Fine., I Wobble.
Cats come in all shapes, sizes, and deserve Respect.
Silly's good if with jolly silly blokes, and Wobble Gals.
Groom Ya heart, hair, and no be contacting Devil's Bile.
Moon Coon Hounds heigh-ho and moan at Silver Moon.
Trudge164 deserves a wavy-fur, curly-whiskered Sweet Cat.
Thanks for any funny. A sweet baby cake Drum Honey Stick.
Hick.
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Mauricio, that fur ball didn't fool me either.