I've been here since two this afternoon. So far after filling out a 1,001 forms in quadruplicate and having my peepers dilated to the size of basketballs on growth steroids, I'm sitting here and waiting and waiting and waiting. Did I mention I'm waiting to see the doctor so he can tell me how badly I can see?
This place is crowded you'd think that they were giving out free corneas or something.
The dilation drops are kicking in and everything is taking a nice soft focus halo around it. Kinds of like those old Penthouse photos In which they put a thin film of Vaseline on the filter to give the models an airy dream like look.
God, I hope the doctor sees me soon.
Believe it or not, this was on the inside of the door in the exam room.
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Patrick, ty for the fellowship.
Alysa, it's the waiting that stinks.
Major, me too.
All, ty 4 your support. This was an exercise in live blogging.
Just there to scare ya........:-) / R
Bleue, those are eyeballs. Driving in Miami rush hour is no fun regardless of the vision.
Hope you finally got out of there and have some satisfaction re whatever you went in there for...
HUGGGGGGGG
tr ig, thanks, and do you need a left or right cornea?
Myriad, I was able to get out after 3.5 hours. But I got good news, my eyes have not worsened.
Bernadine, ty for the advice. I can add "or the South Florida sun" to your list; thank God for sunglasses.
xenonlit, I was putty and I was silly.
Linda, I did and thanks!
Susie, I know what you mean. The last time I saw the eye doctor was five years ago.
Rita, only if you give me the credit, seriously.
Algis, love is blind.
Hope your eyes are healthy and you don't need new glasses, unless you want them of course.
rated with love