For Marilyn Sands, I'm not Wearing Any ...

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SEPTEMBER 5, 2012 9:54PM

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Earlier this evening, Open Salon's own outstanding stand-up comic, Marilyn Sands posted a Dress Code. She was inspired by my flashing image in my dashing new banner. (I guess you could say I'm Flasher, but I'm not the only one).

In her Open Salon Dress Code, Ms. Sands laid down the law like a fashion maven laying down haute couture during Fashion Week in the Big Apple.

Just so she knows that I'm in compliance with her laws, here is my list of what I'm not wearing.

I'm not wearing any:

PAJAMAS

PAJAMAS with FEET & a TRAP DOOR

BRAS or PANTIES

NEGLIGEES

And I’m not Nude with a Gun Holster

(although that could be swinging)

"BABY DOLL" NIGHTIES

1 BLACK SOCK, 1 BROWN

BOXING GLOVES & A TUTU

So the BIG QUESTION is what am I wearing?

I’ll leave it up to your imagination...

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Thanks so much Tr ig - but my name ON A POST? You'll NEVER hear from The Editor with an EP! Is this what they call 6 Degrees of Separation? Actually, I have no carnal knowledge of your Fashion Faux Pas at Home - as long as you keep the naughty bits out of the Spinach Dip!

Marilyn Sands

September 06, 2012 12:12 AM

And I just called you Tr ig! Trudge, My Bad! I just read Asia's Comment on my Post & it just carried over - I'm not a complete idiot....yet!

Marilyn Sands

September 06, 2012 12:17 AM

"I’ll leave it up to your imagination..."

Oh my!!! :D

Tinkerertink69

September 06, 2012 12:46 AM

Marilyn, I don't the cover anyways. Btw, I heard you have pictures of me which is better than any kernel or carnal knowledge. :0

Tink, in your case the imagination factory is closed, permanently.

Trudge164

September 06, 2012 06:46 PM

I don't know what you're wearing, but if that's you in your new banner, you appear to be most dashing and debonnaire in your evening wear...not to mention some sort of gif wiz. Get yourself a stalker!