Earlier this evening, Open Salon's own outstanding stand-up comic, Marilyn Sands posted a Dress Code. She was inspired by my flashing image in my dashing new banner. (I guess you could say I'm Flasher, but I'm not the only one).
In her Open Salon Dress Code, Ms. Sands laid down the law like a fashion maven laying down haute couture during Fashion Week in the Big Apple.
Just so she knows that I'm in compliance with her laws, here is my list of what I'm not wearing.
I'm not wearing any:
PAJAMAS with FEET & a TRAP DOOR
BRAS or PANTIES
And I’m not Nude with a Gun Holster
(although that could be swinging)
"BABY DOLL" NIGHTIES
1 BLACK SOCK, 1 BROWN
BOXING GLOVES & A TUTU
So the BIG QUESTION is what am I wearing?
I’ll leave it up to your imagination...