T.S.'s Blog

Relearning Life's Lessons in Short Sentences

T.S.

T.S.
Birthday
November 27
Bio
Inventor, poet, copywriter, self described know it all when it comes to the fishing and eventual catching of big yellow mouth trout, especially those of the saltwater speckled variety. I don't like long walks on the beach, I would rather body surf for hours in 5 to 10 ft. swells.

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White House Adviser And Rahm's Older Brother: 'Heavier People' Are Bad for Our Economy

 “I mean, we’re all focused on health care, diabetes and heart disease,” Emanuel said on Feb. 25. “But, there’s all sorts of things like the simple that, you know –… Read full post »

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For Roger Ebert and his beautiful wife Chaz, who today appeared on Oprah. Without the love and care, we are all weeds. Chaz Ebert, "I will not let him die." Roger who faced and still faces a long battle with cancer has been blessed with the dedication of his… Read full post »

MARCH 2, 2010 1:12PM

Dead Babies and Other Guilt Trips

 

 

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Dead Babies

We are the Dead Babies
To whom no voice was ever given
Only taken with force...
We are the Discarded Embryos
Without a name or a bed
For our tiny little heads
Pulled from life and Mother's womb
Our Father in Heaven weeps
His gift having… Read full post »

FEBRUARY 28, 2010 5:00PM

God Resigns; You Are On Your Own

 

 

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I'm No Robert Frost And This Ain't The Berlin Wall

You want I should rhyme and write something lyrical
You want a poem about mending fences
And not constructing them
Preach to someone else my sweet
Of my abusive use of improper sarcasms
And aforementioned hit pieces of… Read full post »

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Queen Bee-She Stings And They Beg For More

Queen Bee,

with her melancholy look

and expressions of sorrow

not to mention her tears flowing

in an endless parade

of heartbreak

down her otherwise

flawless cheeks

are enough to make

any man

weak in the knees… Read full post »

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Channeling Dead Poets

Bukowski sent me a high priority email
from his luxurious bungalow hideaway.
He’s living on an island in the Pacific; said
that Amelia had landed safely….
and that more details would soon be forthcoming;
his having discovered the secrets of… Read full post »

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See picture below, and his name above on wall. God Bless all those who serve our nation.

3RD MARDIV

3RD MARINESMichael F Sheridan

Purple Heart, National Defense, Vietnam Service, Vietnam Campaign

 

 

The Post Mortem Blues Of A Vietnam Vet

There was a knock on my door
it came at two twenty two
the parrot had/

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FEBRUARY 15, 2010 1:22PM

Obama's Statue Removed Under Protest

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Knock, knock

We die from within and just like our statues
We dedicate to our eternal memory,
So many trinkets sculpted
From concrete, brass, plaster and wood.

We rot; inside, outwards
And so when Death
Is finally displayed on our faces,
Our friends
Are suddenly free to express with… Read full post »

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Forgive me, I'm laughing because the G.W. Bush "Mission  Accomplished" is over, but the Obama Jokester is just getting started.

While speaking at the National Prayer Breakfast, President Obama mispronounced the word "Corpsman" as "corpse-man."

Dumb and Dumber

Where is the NuklierRead full post »

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“The academic community has in it the biggest concentration of alarmists, cranks and extremists this side of the giggle house.”
 
“I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would affront your intelligence.”
 
“I'd rather entrust the government o… Read full post »

Answering those critical of this post: If there was a point it is that there is no point to any of this bullshit.

 

Some scenes from President Obama's favorite movie....

 

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 'F—ing retarded,' Mr. Emanuel scolded the group, according to several participants. He warned the… Read full post »

"We're not in a big rush" on health care, Pelosi said. "Pause, reflect."

 Not a big rush.....what the hell, all we've heard about is how we have to do this now in order to save the economy...... What the ?

Let's see, first she said we had to… Read full post »

DECEMBER 19, 2009 11:47AM

I See Dead People In Poetic Motion

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                      From:  Relearning Life’s Lessons in Simple Sentences

 

 

An American Street of Censorship, Cherry Pie, and Politics

 

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Both my good and bad habits
were developed in the womb
attributable to my mother's gossiping
about my father's infidelity
So no wonder I suck at being sentimental
or understanding and my wife is always… Read full post »
NOVEMBER 2, 2009 1:29PM

Hemp Headed Epiphany

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The Dumbing Down of Smart Ass

It is worthless being the smartest person in the world
When nobody understands a word you say...
And even deviants won't pay a dime to see you naked.

2009 © T. S.


Hemp Headed Epiphany

He had just smoked a bowl orRead full post »

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I was thinking, something I tend to do while drinking...
 
I haven’t heard from my friend Kowalski, it has been at least a year, probably longer. Last time he messaged me he and his pet companion a cockroach named Caldwell were escaping Ma., whichRead full post »
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Alone in Biter Protest 

Nonsense dots the mind
like so many fly spots
frequently evacuated via
a pin size brain and oral canal
glued to the paper
on which they land
stuck there in Turdville
until the janitor throws
the mess away
with the complacency
and gross apathy
of a
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Below are two examples of the hate speech from the Right Wingnuts....man...can they ever be mean. No wonder the left wants to ban Talk Radio and Fox.

 

 Ann Coulter on Keith Olbermann

ANN COULTER: You guys see Live and Let Die, the great Bond film with Yaphet Kotto as… Read full post »

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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Welcome to the Colosseum
Where pain is pleasure and it is our pleasure to be of service
Lay back on the rack
The waxing poetics are hot and the iced humor is very dry
The fence sitter splinters are sharp but the
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Warren Piece....and what a piece!

 

In a secret place
you hide from the world
daring every now and then
to check the mail
or phone your one friend___
In a secret place
you write out bad checks
and bad poetry
to pay for your transgressions
against your many old friends
and good poetry___
In
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Sarah Palin, "How do I love you? Let me count the ways."

You are beautiful and intelligent and you love Conservatism...that is enough for me...

 

It is a dig to be remembered
Dark thick and wet in reality
The grave difference in texture
Between life and death
Soft white pillowed silky… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 21, 2009 12:20PM

The President is a Liar! (Make your pick)

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Well my fellow Americans, seems we have another recent President who has grown a nose, so to speak. Which begs me to ask, is it something in the water or waters?

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First there was our 42nd President, Bill Clinton. He lied about sex and after… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 19, 2009 4:11PM

Racism as Owned by White Liberals

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Racism as Owned by White Liberals

 

I wonder why so many on the left believe the only racist in today's society are either ignorant southern rednecks or right wing conservatives and yet any black who calls themselves a conservative is called an Uncle Tom or dismissed as… Read full post »

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Can Passionate Liberals and Devout Conservatives, Get Along?
 
 
The answer just might be a resounding "Yes they can". That is if you accept as one possible example and "Teachable Moment", the recent and very ugly display of public discord that oc… Read full post »

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Milady winked at him; two of her remaining teeth

falling from the dark space of her oral cavity.

Her eyes, rotten with crabapple schnapps and gin,

they all drank like sailors, been put ashore for ten.

 

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