T.S.'s Blog
T.S.
- Birthday
- November 27
- Bio
- Inventor, poet, copywriter, self described know it all when it comes to the fishing and eventual catching of big yellow mouth trout, especially those of the saltwater speckled variety. I don't like long walks on the beach, I would rather body surf for hours in 5 to 10 ft. swells.
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Grow our own...best food
on the face of the earth next
to
spinach, seaweed, and
b…”
5:48PM - “I know you are
disillusioned and disappointed
in your
President. Good luck
with t…”
5:45PM - “Check out the tits on
Congressman Massa. What a
moron.”
5:42PM - “Rated for your
selection. Welcome, as one of
the few who
stand on
principle.”
3:06PM - “I'll take her book over
that of Obama's.”
March 06, 2010 02:42PM
T.S.'s Links
"Fat Tax" Rahm Naked in Shower Gets Tax Refund for tiny p p

White House Adviser And Rahm's Older Brother: 'Heavier People' Are Bad for Our Economy
“I mean, we’re all focused on health care, diabetes and heart disease,” Emanuel said on Feb. 25. “But, there’s all sorts of things like the simple that, you know –… Read full post »
God Bless Chaz Ebert -I'm being targeted by Dick Cheney

For Roger Ebert and his beautiful wife Chaz, who today appeared on Oprah. Without the love and care, we are all weeds. Chaz Ebert, "I will not let him die." Roger who faced and still faces a long battle with cancer has been blessed with the dedication of his… Read full post »
Dead Babies and Other Guilt Trips

Dead Babies
We are the Dead Babies
To whom no voice was ever given
Only taken with force...
We are the Discarded Embryos
Without a name or a bed
For our tiny little heads
Pulled from life and Mother's womb
Our Father in Heaven weeps
His gift having… Read full post »
God Resigns; You Are On Your Own

I'm No Robert Frost And This Ain't The Berlin
Wall
You want I should rhyme and write something lyrical
You want a poem about mending fences
And not constructing them
Preach to someone else my sweet
Of my abusive use of improper sarcasms
And aforementioned hit pieces of… Read full post »
Queen Bee-She Stings And They Beg For More/For Irritated Mom

Queen Bee-She Stings And They Beg For More
Queen Bee,
with her melancholy look
and expressions of sorrow
not to mention her tears flowing
in an endless parade
of heartbreak
down her otherwise
flawless cheeks
are enough to make
any man
weak in the knees… Read full post »
Channeling Dead Poets and Their Greedy Mistresses

Channeling Dead Poets
Bukowski sent me a high priority email
from his luxurious bungalow hideaway.
He’s living on an island in the Pacific; said
that Amelia had landed safely….
and that more details would soon be forthcoming;
his having discovered the secrets of… Read full post »
Raw and Unadulterated Sexual Content With Poetic Undertones
See picture below, and his name above on wall. God Bless all those who serve our nation.



The Post Mortem Blues Of A Vietnam Vet
There was a knock on my door
it came at two twenty two
the parrot had/
Obama's Statue Removed Under Protest

Knock, knock
We die from within and just like our statues
We dedicate to our eternal memory,
So many trinkets sculpted
From concrete, brass, plaster and wood.
We rot; inside, outwards
And so when Death
Is finally displayed on our faces,
Our friends
Are suddenly free to express with… Read full post »
Obama, Corpse-man? Is that the same as Nuklier or Nukulur ?

Forgive me, I'm laughing because the G.W. Bush "Mission Accomplished" is over, but the Obama Jokester is just getting started.
While speaking at the National Prayer Breakfast, President Obama mispronounced the word "Corpsman" as "corpse-man."
Dumb and Dumber
Where is the Nuklier… Read full post »
Study Shows Conservatives Know More Than Democrats

YOU-Fuckin' Liberal Base Retards Who Watch MSNBC
Answering those critical of this post: If there was a point it is that there is no point to any of this bullshit.
Some scenes from President Obama's favorite movie....

'F—ing retarded,' Mr. Emanuel scolded the group, according to several participants. He warned the… Read full post »
Nancy, Where'd You Get Those Peepers? Here We Go Again...


"We're not in a big rush" on health care, Pelosi said. "Pause, reflect."
Not a big rush.....what the hell, all we've heard about is how we have to do this now in order to save the economy...... What the ?
Let's see, first she said we had to… Read full post »
I See Dead People In Poetic Motion
From: Relearning Life’s Lessons in Simple Sentences
An American Street of Censorship, Cherry Pie, and Politics
&nbs… Read full post »
Men Want To Eat Food With Legs That Wrap Around Their Heads

Hemp Headed Epiphany

The Dumbing Down of Smart Ass
It is
worthless being the smartest person in the world
When nobody understands a word you say...
And even deviants won't pay a dime to see you naked.
2009 © T. S.
Hemp Headed Epiphany
He had just smoked a bowl or… Read full post »
The "Prose" and Cons of Having a Cockroach as a Friend

Umm, Umm, Umm, Obama Good....Me Bad Bad Boy

Alone in Biter Protest
Nonsense dots
the mind
like so many fly spots
frequently evacuated via
a pin size brain and oral canal
glued to the paper
on which they land
stuck there in Turdville
until the janitor throws
the mess away
with the complacency
and gross apathy
of a… Read full post »
Angry Right Wingnuts On Keith Olbermann and Michele Obama
Below are two examples of the hate speech from the Right Wingnuts....man...can they ever be mean. No wonder the left wants to ban Talk Radio and Fox.
Ann Coulter on Keith Olbermann
ANN COULTER: You guys see Live and Let Die, the great Bond film with Yaphet Kotto as… Read full post »
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way To the Forum (OS)

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Welcome to
the Colosseum
Where pain is pleasure and it is our pleasure to be of service
Lay back on the rack
The waxing poetics are hot and the iced humor is very dry
The fence sitter splinters are sharp but the… Read full post »
Warren Piece- In Love With Ann Coulter

Warren Piece....and what a piece!
In a secret
place
you hide from the world
daring every now and then
to check the mail
or phone your one friend___
In a secret place
you write out bad checks
and bad poetry
to pay for your transgressions
against your many old friends
and good poetry___
In… Read full post »
Say Goodbye To Mary Shelly and Hello to Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin, "How do I love you? Let me count the ways."
You are beautiful and intelligent and you love Conservatism...that is enough for me...
It is a dig to be remembered
Dark thick and wet in reality
The grave difference in texture
Between life and death
Soft white pillowed silky… Read full post »
The President is a Liar! (Make your pick)

Well my fellow Americans, seems we have another recent President who has grown a nose, so to speak. Which begs me to ask, is it something in the water or waters?

First there was our 42nd President, Bill Clinton. He lied about sex and after… Read full post »
Racism as Owned by White Liberals

Racism as Owned by White Liberals
I wonder why so many on the left believe the only racist in today's society are either ignorant southern rednecks or right wing conservatives and yet any black who calls themselves a conservative is called an Uncle Tom or dismissed as… Read full post »
Can Passionate Liberals and Devout Conservatives, Get Along?

Portabella....Alice Trips Into Wonderland

Milady winked at him; two of her remaining teeth
falling from the dark space of her oral cavity.
Her eyes, rotten with crabapple schnapps and gin,
they all drank like sailors, been put ashore for ten.
A plastic bag of magic… Read full post »
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