The Dumbing Down of Smart Ass

It is worthless being the smartest person in the world
When nobody understands a word you say...
And even deviants won't pay a dime to see you naked.

2009 © T. S.

Hemp Headed Epiphany

He had just smoked a bowl or… Read full post »

Alone in Biter Protest 

Nonsense dots the mind
like so many fly spots
frequently evacuated via
a pin size brain and oral canal
glued to the paper
on which they land
stuck there in Turdville
until the janitor throws
the mess away
with the complacency
and gross apathy
of a… Read full post »

Below are two examples of the hate speech from the Right Wingnuts....man...can they ever be mean. No wonder the left wants to ban Talk Radio and Fox.

 

 Ann Coulter on Keith Olbermann

ANN COULTER: You guys see Live and Let Die, the great Bond film with Yaphet Kotto as… Read full post »

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Welcome to the Colosseum
Where pain is pleasure and it is our pleasure to be of service
Lay back on the rack
The waxing poetics are hot and the iced humor is very dry
The fence sitter splinters are sharp but the… Read full post »

 

Warren Piece....and what a piece!

 

In a secret place
you hide from the world
daring every now and then
to check the mail
or phone your one friend___
In a secret place
you write out bad checks
and bad poetry
to pay for your transgressions
against your many old friends
and good poetry___
In… Read full post »

Sarah Palin, "How do I love you? Let me count the ways."

You are beautiful and intelligent and you love Conservatism...that is enough for me...

 

It is a dig to be remembered
Dark thick and wet in reality
The grave difference in texture
Between life and death
Soft white pillowed silky… Read full post »

 

Well my fellow Americans, seems we have another recent President who has grown a nose, so to speak. Which begs me to ask, is it something in the water or waters?

 

First there was our 42nd President, Bill Clinton. He lied about sex and after… Read full post »

 

Racism as Owned by White Liberals

 

I wonder why so many on the left believe the only racist in today's society are either ignorant southern rednecks or right wing conservatives and yet any black who calls themselves a conservative is called an Uncle Tom or dismissed as… Read full post »

 

 

 

Milady winked at him; two of her remaining teeth

falling from the dark space of her oral cavity.

Her eyes, rotten with crabapple schnapps and gin,

they all drank like sailors, been put ashore for ten.

 

A plastic bag of magic… Read full post »

 Validating My Erections

Seeking any form of validation from the readership
I tend to write on provocative topics, inspired by Fluff Girls
and the early morning hard on I get viewing them
when they flap their collagen injected and painted lips
on the Fox Channel....(Some of those young ski… Read full post »

 

For a Friend in Her Time of Sorrow

 

My dear friend, but for the clouds in your eyes;

The sun failed to rise. But rise it did today,

Just as it always has and always will.

The sunshine and light you… Read full post »

 

One must admit,
men like a woman
who loves to screw.
A woman who can tighten the Windsor knot
and her legs around his chicken neck,
inducing the erotic slurs he speaks to her,
the same ones his faithful wife has been
anemically starved to hear.… Read full post »

A Box of Racist Crayons?

All racist are disgusting maggots of societal decay
No matter what color they display
White, Black, Red, Yellow....
Crayons come in every color
Just like racist
Their color is of little consequence
Their actions are green while all
Blood is red
All bone… Read full post »

I was carrying out the trash last night...
First to the outside can and then to the street curb
As is the custom here in suburbia and Constantinople....
Anything else would be less than orthodox
And as good Christians and Jews we must always recycle one's
Trash to keep… Read full post »

 How long will the American people keep buying into this two party system where the Constitution takes a back seat to the common good? (c0mmon good= Socialism not Freedom)

I was dreaming of the war the other night;
I had returned with all of my weapons loaded
to the jungles of my misspent youth.
The helicopter size mosquitoes immediately
recognized my malaria as their ancestral strain.
The Hyenas that had once rightly laughed
at my naiveté as a boy; weren&… Read full post »

 

Dead Babies

We are the Dead Babies
To whom no voice was ever given
Only taken with force...
We are the Discarded Embryos
Without a name or a bed
For our tiny little heads
Pulled from life and Mother's womb
Our Father in Heaven weeps
His gift having been disgraced and refused
We are the… Read full post »

Relearning Life's Lessons in Short Sentences

i am too old to learn new tricks
yet too young to forget the old tricks
i am too old to care much about anything
yet i am too young to stop caring entirely
i am too old to become reckless
too young to play it safe
too old to be afraid…

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Blow Jobs and Beer

She said she found his writing to be a bit like that of Bukowski
Then she took his member into her mouth and courageously swallowed
Bukowski would have been flattered by any of her many comparisons
As long as she didn't forget the blow job and the beer
Young male… Read full post »

A Devoted Gardener of Love and Beauty

I looked upon her beauty as a flower
I hesitated to pinch her from her stem
Instead I planted myself next to her
Where I too have flourished in a sense…..

Dedicated to my wife on Mothers Day 2008

2008 ©TS

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A Recipe For Genius And Other Types Of Mental Disorder

A writer is a person who can create
masterful brushstrokes of painted words
and combine them with delusional illusions
all of which are the direct and administered result
of an alcoholic content in obvious disproportion
to one's own ability to lie… Read full post »

Ophelia Takes The Mad Poet Home

Ophelia the madness.....
He writes with the conviction of an incurable social disease
His aim is to please but many points must be deducted
For all his blatant and obvious errors in grammar and tense
Due to the tertiary literary syphilis which now eats his words
Wherein tho… Read full post »

Channeling Dead Poets

Bukowski sent me a high priority email
from his luxurious bungalow hideaway.
He’s living on an island in the Pacific; said
that Amelia had landed safely….
and that more details would soon be forthcoming;
his having discovered the secrets of the Noni fruit.
As for me… Read full post »