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T.S.

T.S.
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November 27
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Inventor, poet, copywriter, self described know it all when it comes to the fishing and eventual catching of big yellow mouth trout, especially those of the saltwater speckled variety. I don't like long walks on the beach, I would rather body surf for hours in 5 to 10 ft. swells.

JULY 13, 2009 10:43AM

I'm a Sarah Palin Man Whore Pt.2 "Validating My Erections"

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sarah-palin-hot

 Validating My Erections

Seeking any form of validation from the readership
I tend to write on provocative topics, inspired by Fluff Girls
and the early morning hard on I get viewing them
when they flap their collagen injected and painted lips
on the Fox Channel....(Some of those young skirts....
allow you to see all the way to Argentina, to quote Randy Newman)
Providing such masterful strokes that have been known
to evoke Bukowski like moments of bliss...

My titles, I liken to that of sequin pasties
I plaster them tauntingly above my form of prose
Some of these creations have happy endings....
and some end tragically
Like that of my most recent hard on....
Drunk and disorderly, I will tell you I understand your genius even if at that particular moment
I am hitting the Ctrl-alt-esc buttons for relief
I will bleed for you as long as I don't have to give blood
I am not a prophet but a liar like all the rest....
Simply put...
I am seeking any form of validation

2009 © T Sheridan

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This just in...Palin is now confirmed not to be carrying nighttime talk show host, David Letterman's baby. However rumors do continue as to whether or not Conan is pregnant with Leno's baby....more to come.
A very clever poem, and therefore I seek to provide validation of your provocative titles.

Randy Newman and I used to have the same masseuse. Not that it has anything to do with this post, except in the most abstract way.
Thank you Buffy, it is nice to be validated even if I didn't know how to spell sequin. As to Randy Newman, quite the songster.
welcome to the circle jerk
You DO know that the picture is a fake right? Rated anyway because you make me laugh.
DJohn,

If this picture isn't a fake, she could run for World Leader.