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T.S.
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Inventor, poet, copywriter, self described know it all when it comes to the fishing and eventual catching of big yellow mouth trout, especially those of the saltwater speckled variety. I don't like long walks on the beach, I would rather body surf for hours in 5 to 10 ft. swells.

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APRIL 10, 2010 5:20PM

Norwegian Wood as Seen Through One Eye, This Bird Has Flown

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http://www.norwegianwood.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/the-beatles-norwegian-wood.jpg

 

 

Norwegian Wood

 

Jesus, just answer me this question,

Why am I here with my limp dick

Desperately grasped in the palm of my hairy hand?

I’m blind from excessive masturbation

And two fingers short

Of full penetration,

My obvious shortcomings

Failing to reach the G spot of my life

As the wife of my lover’s brother

Fails to rehearse the meat flute…

In E major for my

“Norwegian Wood”

 

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Where is ZZ Top when you need them?
T.S.
April 10, 2010 05:45 PM
Goodness, my hubby is a Noreswede!
Cathy GF
April 10, 2010 06:03 PM
Thanks Cathy, I have no idea what this poem means other than it isn't about using a gerbil as a substitute teacher.
T.S.
April 10, 2010 06:11 PM
Yoko who is suing me for what?
T.S.
April 11, 2010 03:34 PM
Hah! T.S. you're really starting to show your funny side. Damn I love that song!
scanner
April 12, 2010 04:58 PM
Scanner I guess when you remove the politics everything makes sense.
T.S.
April 12, 2010 05:31 PM
Bird Song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWsFXJtAOaQ
MisterMiner
September 04, 2010 03:26 AM