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T.S.

Birthday: November 27

Bio: Inventor, poet, copywriter, self described know it all when it comes to the fishing and eventual catching of big yellow mouth trout, especially those of the saltwater speckled variety. I don't like long walks on the beach, I would rather body surf for hours in 5 to 10 ft. swells.

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JULY 17, 2010 4:01PM

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“She pulls the eyes out with a face like a magnet”

(from,watching the detectives-elvis costello)

Mama Grizzly, I respectfully decline

to discuss just how hot I think you are,

for a number of reasons, the least of which

is my wife is a Grizzly too.

Sarah, you are a formidable beauty queen

not to mention a political dream girl

of any possible Conservative dream team

Be you paired with Romney or Huckabee

you are no Presidential hack or wannabe….

You are the real deal, and I've got a deal for you….

God how I love that platform she is running on....

She frosts my flakes.....

Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, What a Constitution you have!

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MY EYES MY EYES!!!!

:::::running away screaming::::

Foolish Monkey

July 17, 2010 04:08 PM

TS forgive me. I could not resist.

:::scampering off into the cyber ethers:::

Foolish Monkey

July 17, 2010 04:09 PM

Thanks Foolish,

I actually like the woman a lot. Her voice will get on my nerves from time to time but with beauty like that I could tune her out...unlike Obama....I only wish I could tune that clown out.

T.S.

July 17, 2010 04:17 PM

oh I know she's got you guys hopping but to me she's a flake and what's worse, a know it all flake. but I'll give you, she's a good looking woman.

Foolish Monkey

July 17, 2010 04:34 PM

The republican party is primarily dumbasses. But believe me, not dumbass enough to allow Palin at the top of the 2012 republican ticket. The conservatives with some sense will not allow a public party suicide.