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T.S.

T.S.
Birthday
November 27
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Inventor, poet, copywriter, self described know it all when it comes to the fishing and eventual catching of big yellow mouth trout, especially those of the saltwater speckled variety. I don't like long walks on the beach, I would rather body surf for hours in 5 to 10 ft. swells.

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JULY 27, 2010 7:47PM

al-Qa'ida pussies can't hold a candle to Christ

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 Send all hate mail c/o NY Times

 

 

al-Qa'ida pussies

 

I sent a telegram from behind enemy lines

To my love and the mother of my only child

It read please remember to turn off the radio

And be sure to feed the parrot before departing for paradise….

Not that she would blow up a perfectly good plane

Or even a 53 Buick with a worn out engine and toothless grille….

It’s just that with the entire world, chromed and engulfed in chaos

Bleeding from your nose somehow doesn’t seem quite so morose…

 

And we go waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda…

With you and Matilda waltzing with me….

 

2010 T.S. ©

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