Uncle Tom's Travelin' Salvation Show

A Field Guide to the Apocalypse

Tom King

Tom King
Location
Puyallup, Washington, USA
Birthday
April 19
Title
Freelance Commercial Writer
Company
The Orion Project
Bio
Minor pundit, major pain, conservative community activist, author, Christian and Texan, I believe all we can take with us is our character and that the train is arriving soon. As a conservative activist for seniors, children, people with disabilities and low-income families, my liberal buddies think I should spontaneously combust. Many hope I will do so as soon as possible.

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NOVEMBER 16, 2011 4:00PM

You might be a Ron Paul Supporter if.....

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  1. If you've systematically "liked" every Ron Paul site on Facebook, you might be a Ron Paul supporter.
  2. If you've ever told anyone they weren't a "real" conservative, you might be a Ron Paul supporter.
  3. If you believe the Constitution guarantees you the right to smoke a doobie, you might be a Ron Paul supporter.
  4. If you've written more than 3,000 10-page posts to people who have previously asked you to "Please stop for heaven's sake!" you might be a Ron Paul supporter.
  5. If you think the holocaust was then and this is now, you might be a Ron Paul supporter.
  6. If your friends have threatened to "defriend" you on Facebook, you might be a Ron Paul supporter.
  7. If you know all about how to grow plants under artificial light in your basement, you might be a Ron Paul supporter. 
  8. If you whip out Youtube links like Billy the Kid used to whip out his pistol, you might be a Ron Paul supporter. 
  9. If you're sure George W. Bush had something to do with 9/11 and Ron Paul is just waiting to be elected before starting the investigation and trials no matter how much he denies it, you might be a Ron Paul supporter.
  10. If Jehovah's witnesses hide when you come to their door, you might be a Ron Paul supporter.
(c) 2011 by Tom King




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