Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham has a bit in his Achmed the Terrorist routine where he asks Achmed what he does.
Achmed replies, "I'm a terrorist."
"What kind of terrorist?" Dunham asks.
"A terrifying terrorist!" says Achmed.
Well I'm a conservationist.
"What kind of conservationist?" you ask.
"A conservative conservationist!"
I'm just saying. You may now talk amongst yourselves....