WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! I just got inspired by Deborah Young http://open.salon.com/blog/deborah_young/2009/08/05/refrigerator_art_in_honolulu who was inspired by someone else - no, I can't remember who, go read Deborah's post - I can't remember everything, you know I'm in the throes of menopause, for heaven's sake!
I was B.O.R.E.D. and was about to head out the door to spend money on something unnecessary, but I just happened to click on Deborah's link and there was her freakishly neat refrigerator in all its glory. Quick as a wink, I grabbed up my camera and took pics of the inside of my totally-NOT-freakishly neat refrigerator. Observe:
As you can see, my refrigerator would not win any beauty contests, but I think I'm okay with that. Here's what's in the other refrigerator:
and the door.....
And of course the requisite refrigerator magnets:
See that picture there? The one of the woman with the brown hair and pink shirt? That's me - my grandson drew it. It says "I love Mimi." And now for the best refrigerator magnet ever.....
So, while I was taking pictures of the refrigerators , I got carried away and took pictures of all the cocks in my kitchen. I have a large collection of them actually. Here is a picture of the ones on top of my refrigerator - I'm sure you will agree, they are magnificent indeed:
Some lovely pewter ones:
And even a cock clock on a knife wall: (Clever, yes?)
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, this now concludes our tour for today. Thank you for joining me today.
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You have cocks in yours...I have fruits in mine.
Deborah - Funny thing about that alcohol. It's been there an awfully long time. We used to drink a lot, but now, not so much. I still like it, but IT doesn't like me anymore. Oh, it's liquid B vitamins - my husband swears by them.
You have a cock in your livingroom? Awesome! You should take a picture of it.
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I had to go open my fridge to take a look to see if I would be brave enough to share it with OS. I guess it's not so bad because I just cleaned it about 3 years ago. I do have a magnet that says I love chicks that I got at the chicken store in Key West, but you can't have it.
Cap'n - Not to worry - you have the most crucial element.
Walter - Me too. You're welcome.
Michael - you are very astute in your cock evaluation. You can keep your chick magnet, I'm only interested in cocks.
GJI - well, there's your problem. Not enough cocks in the kitchen.
cartouche - we keep all that healthy stuff hidden away in the produce drawers at the bottom of the fridge. I can't have anyone getting all crazy on me and going on a health kick or something.
Wind - come on, be brave. I have cocks all over the place. What harm could you possibly do?
Scanner - you threw the green stuff out? It was probably a new form of life!
Nora - Cocks in the kitchen are supposed to be good luck or something. Not sure what that's all about, but that's what I hear. Just be glad you're covered, whatever it is.