Oh yeah, time stopped and I felt like a tool, but damned if it wasn't an effective pick-up line.

Gee!! What would have given her that idea that you were only interested in sex? LOL This cute and funny. I have heard that pick up line before, it never worked on me..smiles.

Thanks for always making me laugh. So how did it work out for you, Vac?

wonder why she thought that?

Bwahahah.

Love your stuff.

Vac, next time try licking your thumb and pointer finger, pinching the sleeve of her shirt, and then saying, "How about we get you out of those wet clothes." I guarantee the relationship will last a few more days than your previous one. Very funny. Rated

Maybe I should use this line on a cute guy! :)

Rated because I may just get the nerve one day to try this line.

Gotta be delivered with the wink and the finger-gun though. Yeah baby!

new blog: She put it right on the tee for me. Sure it's a little creepy, but how could I resist?

fireeyes24: I wasn't, but that was the context that opened the relationship and all my actions and comments were interpreted through that lens.

Helen: It was a fun couple weeks for both of us... I think.

jane: I've never had a woman respond positively to that kind of invitation before.

trig: I wasn't kept around long enough to prove otherwise.

Anni: Awww, thanks. I love your work too.

Noahvose: Nope. I think I'm giving up trying.

Olga: Try it. What's the worst that can happen?

JustJuli: Just the right touch of corniness can make even the crudest and socially awkward faux pas okay. It's my bread and butter.

Does that actually work??
why the hell cant i even get lame pick up lines.. *huff*

Heeeeey baby.