lol i have a friend that has only one real female friend.. me.. the rest are those naked headless type :D

Awww. . . (since I have no idea how this works) what kind of visual did you post to get that response? Was it the panel of you examining the hair in your razor?

I didn't post a profile. I was just drunkenly browsing them, from what I can put together (must have been a depressing evening). And the only women active in my area were pitching themselves with unflattering shots of faceless bodies masturbating... which was disappointing as a first impression.

But I'd never used that site before either, so what did I know?

Around 1972 I was over at the house of a a friend of a friend's dad. They were beatniks and jazz musicians. You had to give a secret knock to get in. The old jazz guy had a small 3 ember fire going 24/7 and about 500 weed plants in his kitchen. He kept a black pillow case over his TV so they couldn't look back.
Wasn't that bad an idea.
In this instance the pillow case could have been used by placing it over your own head.
Something to think about.

be careful, don't drink too much and stay away from bad women

this is your mother talking lol

Ummm, did you also check your "Sent" email? Iyiyiyiyiy

PS I thought this post was about the new movie - I'd have looked in sooner of it was titled MY Hangover ;-)

hmmm...I guess it's lucky you didn't get a virus! (I like that you worried about tipping the bartender.)