DURING SEX: WHATS THE WORST THING THAT CAN HAPPEN?

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So I ask you: while in the midst of some very passionate and intense love-making; what's the worst thing that can happen?

(A) Someone rings the doorbell! It's your mom & her friends, stopping by after attending their weekly bible study meeting?

My Answer: Don't answer the door! Even though you forgot to put the car into the garage; she always turns and goes away (after she has knocked on a couple windows). Don't Stop Making Love!

(B) Your water heater tank blows up, spilling 50 gallons of water onto your newly remodeled basement floor?

My Answer: Don't worry about it! Your bedroom (assuming that is where you are) is on the second floor. If you are on the first floor...there's still time, before the water reaches you. If you are making love in the basement (where the water tank is); if the blast didn't disturb you, then don't stop! Stay focused!

(C) The soft-sulty jazz station you've been listening to (that helped to provide you with added inspiration): is interrupting their normal radio programming...WE INTERRUPT OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM "JAZZ SONGS TO MAKE LOVE BY"...FOR THIS SPECIAL NEWS ALERT - PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS JUST ANNOUNCED THAT DUE TO THE NUCLEUR STRIKE ON THE WEST COAST OF THE USA BY NORTH KOREA - THE UNITED STATES HAS NOW DECLARED WAR?

My Answer: Now this could be a real buster, however, I suggest that you NOT STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING. There is still time before you have to report to your nearest designated area. If there is widespread collateral damage...then you might as well make love until you pass out...because your are toast.

WHAT TO DO - WHICH WAY TO GO? STAY FOCUSED!

(D) A water main burst on your street & your Mercedes-Benz E550 is floating down the street in 15ft of water?

My Answer: Not to worry...You've got TRIPLE A (AAA) insurance and look what you've already gone through, to get to this moment.

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT CAN HAPPEN, WHILE HAVING SEX?

(E) Your neighbor's house is on fire?

My Answer: Again, not to worry...you hear the fire & rescue sirens; so those more capable to help, are on-site. Besides, your passion has already withstood flood, an impromptu visit from your mom and her holy-roller friends, a faulty water tank blast-flooding your basement, a nucleur bomb attack, your country's declaration of war by the President, and a water main break-flooding your street & sending your Benz rolling aimlessly: there isn't really much more remaining that you could be subjected to; except for famine and the attack of the locusts. Keep making love!

Well; all of these calamities could kill the mood. For me: the all time worst thing that can happen when I am making love is;

My Answer: the phone rings and the answering machine is about to play (because once again - you dummy...not only did you forget to turn the phone/sound off - you forgot to turn the sound on the answering machine off).

ding-a-ling-a-ling.................ding-a-ling-a-ling---------------ding-a-ling-a-ling: (hello...no one is available to take your call-but if you would leave your name, number & a brief message...I will contact you at soon as I return.........

BEEP! HELLO LENCI...This is Cindy Lou (your neighbor)...I just thought you should know that my house is on fire (but not to worry because the fire dept is here & the fire is not near your house. But I do think that you should know that there is WATER COMING FROM YOUR BASEMENT WINDOW; AND THAT THE WATER MAIN ON OUR STREET BURST AND YOUR CAR WAS ROLLING DOWN THE STREET & JUST HIT A TREE. OH' BY THE WAY: in case you haven't heard; NORTH KOREA JUST BOMBED THE WEST COAST & "OBAMA" JUST DECLARED WAR. (cYNdi is a "tea-party'er & they never say "President"----just oBAma).

(me) I better call TRIPLE A; unlike my desire, my car & house are insured!

With that said & clearly understood (I hope); now you tell me;

QUESTION: What's the worst thing that can happen to you, in the heat of passion?