I have been MIA for a while working 2 jobs, getting ready for the Baltimore American Craft Council Show. I thought life was supposed to slow down after the kids leave the nest. I think this needs to be revised to say life gets better when the kids finally leave the financial nest! With both of my boys away at college at least now I can complete a coherent thought!
College $40,000
Living Expenses $12,000
Having a moment alone in peace and quiet "Priceless"
My cousin is always sending me these funny stories so this is her latest...
MAN OF THE HOUSE
The husband had just finished reading the book, "MAN OF THE HOUSE."
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to
know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law!I want you to
prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect
a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me
my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, you know who's
going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The fuckin funeral director would be my guess."
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