Verbal Remedy

Verbal Remedy
Location
Sandy Eggo, California,
Birthday
January 18
Title
Keyboarder of Things, Snapper of Pics, She-Lord of Perpetual Nattering
Company
Can't get enough.
Bio
I was born. I continue to live. Everything in between's either been blogged already or doesn't warrant mention.

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NOVEMBER 21, 2009 1:09PM

An Old Friend and Superman on YouTube

 

 

 

Y'ever wonder what happened to some of those brilliant, quirky people you've met in your life? Joe Camhi is one of those guys for me.

The phrase "fish out of water" was more or less invented for this guy from New York who crash-landed in the… Read full post »

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NOVEMBER 9, 2009 2:50PM

pant pant pant what in the hell am i doing pant pant pant

 

pavementrun  

Photo Source

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK

OK that's the starting siren so the crowd's gonna start moving at kind of a lurchy herky-jerky semi-walk-hop toward the starting line...cellphone set to stopwatch...

I know I can do this one faster than the one two weeks ago OUCH thanks fo… Read full post »

Pumpkin Gnocchi with Melted Leeks, Dill, and Gruyere  

pumpkingnocchi 

Image: http://mydailypumpkinrecipe.blogspot.com/2008/12/pumpkin-gnocchi.html

Today's The Great Pumpkin Cook-Off at work. I figured there'd be dozens of pies and cakes and breads and cookies, so I decided I'd tak… Read full post »

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OCTOBER 22, 2009 4:45PM

I don't care what you paid for it; it's worth crap now.

   2295sac995

Paid $2,999; Sacrifice only $995!

Really? You paid that much for...that?

Were you off your antipsychotics at the time?


Dear delusional (and frequently illiterate) Craigslisters,

I don't care how much you originally paid for the old, ugly, beaten-up, worn, frayed, crac… Read full post »

OCTOBER 21, 2009 12:54PM

New Designer Digs for Freaky Troll


MiddleAgedWomanBlogging has a great big heart. Freaky Troll, it seems, is due for a new home--or the ape needs a new purse. It's one of those things.

Now, I don't know about you, but when stylish women trolls need a new purse (the way the desert needs the rain), they certainly… Read full post »

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OCTOBER 20, 2009 3:06PM

I Get Tired Just Reading Your Personal Ad

 liontaming

Image: www.liontaming.com. Really.

Running! Jumping! Boot Camp! Long-distance bicycling! Extreme weightlifting! Wall climbing!  Surfing! Sailing! Volleyball! Bungee jumping!  Paintball! Competitive log splitting! Elk wrestling!

Dear god.

Do single people my age rea… Read full post »

OCTOBER 13, 2009 10:24PM

Fun with Mortimer the Spider

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OK, guys, this started on Facebook but it's gonna END here!

Catalyst/story from NPR: Scientists discover spider that's mostly vegetarian.

My "Share" intro:

You just KNOW when the other spiders see this guy coming to a dinner party, they're all like, "Ugh, it's MORTIMER. He's goingRead full post »

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OCTOBER 5, 2009 6:10PM

I'm Donning Black for Foodie Tuesday

gourmet 

R.I.P.

Gourmet Magazine, 1941-2009


Fare thee well, Gourmet.

Up until now, I've managed to observe the implosion of magazine after magazine (even though some of them were old favorites) with a certain cool, detached sense of inevitability.

It was simply a given that th/… Read full post »

rlp fireplace  

The fireplace isn't quite this nice...

After spending the last six to eight weeks receiving daily emails about condos I can actually afford (picture small, dark, and depressing, in a scary section of town) and even spending an entire brutally hot Saturday fruitlessl… Read full post »

 RoHS-Compliant-Electric-Guitar-Les-Paul-Style-

I listened to his new guitar suite last night. Saw he’d posted the music on Facebook and thought, oh my god, he’s composing again. Clicked in. Settled back. Closed my eyes. Let the music carry me.

In those… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 20, 2009 2:01PM

On Staying Out Of It...Or Not

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August 1 was my blogiversary.

A year of posting on OS.

A year of reading, laughing, commenting, crying, railing, kerfuffling, goofing, sympathizing, empathizing, jealousing, pirating, cake-ing...

But there've also been serious moments.

My second post on OS, Gutpunched, was written th/… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 14, 2009 7:40PM

Why Do Leaves Change Color?

leaves  

  • To make peacocks jealous.
  • They just haven't been feeling like themselves lately and they wanted to spice it up a bit.
  • They have an unholy, self-destructive attraction to fire; this makes them feel closer to it. 
  • They secretly want to be butterflies.
  • They hope to bl/
  • Read full post »
SEPTEMBER 11, 2009 2:41PM

The Beatles Rock Band: Two Days In

 beatlesrockband

number one

 Hello Goodbye: I'm #1! I'm #1! I'm #1!

OK, you're just going to have to trust me when I say that's me up there, highlighted in a rather inexplicable shade of pinkish-salmon. Me. That's my score. 

Yeah, I know, it doesn't say Verbal Remedy, it says Henway. That's… Read full post »

SEPTEMBER 8, 2009 4:07PM

Consider...

  • A kitchen without a dishwasher is like a car without brakes.

 

  • Everything looks better when you wash and dry on the Delicate cycle.

 

  • The average American woman owns 28 lipsticks* and actually actually uses two.

 

  • Dog's got bad breath? He's hoarding a body somewhere. (As I found
  • Read full post »

Share photos on twitter with Twitpic

 

Remember when I told ya the Iz-Man was doing something really nutty and running across England, 30 miles per day?

He just finished the 33rd run.

And ended up running through this town.

Yes, it's a real place.

 :-)

I'm so depressed at the state of this nation, I… Read full post »


Man's Finger Bitten Off During Fight At Health Care Rally

THOUSAND OAKS, Calif. -- A health care reform demonstration landed one man in the emergency room after part of his pinky finger was bitten off during a heated argument in Ventura County. 

Sheriff's Capt. Frank O'Hanlon says about 100 peoRead full post »

SEPTEMBER 1, 2009 8:38PM

An El Cheapo Living Will

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Photo credit: Me.

Dear Family and Friends,… Read full post »

twittert  

(Image Source: The Study Itself)

Hey, everybody! Did you hear about that study that says 40% of Twitter usage is "pointless babble"?!

Of course you did! Because it was, like, a study, right, and studies are solid, reliable, important, serious stuff.

You can't just make… Read full post »

AUGUST 13, 2009 3:50PM

My ($10K) New Bedroom...Sort Of

bed2029
bed2 
bed 
I can't decide.

If you're on Facebook, you've probably seen a flurry of Myers-Briggs personality profile activity lately; I am a hardcore ENFP. Off the charts, all dimensions. You simply can't get much more Extraverted, Intuitive, Feeling, or Perce/… Read full post »

Enough.

I can't take this anymore.

There are many things I'd rather be doing than reading or seeing or hearing one more blessed word about the healthcare "debate" and/or the slavering toothless torch-and-pitchfork brigades.

Among them:

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AUGUST 4, 2009 12:33PM

Eddie Iz Running (and Making Me Feel Hella Lazy)

Attention, Eddie Izzard fans...

As if we didn't already have a thousand and one reasons to adore our favorite executive transvestite, standup comdian, actor, genius, and all around sexy bloke, I thought you'd like to know the man is currently doing something COMPLETELY INSANE, mindboggling,&nbs… Read full post »

I hate to be the one to break it to you, but I fear we may soon see the end of free, unfettered access to lovely, scrubby exfoliation tools.

exfoliating-products 

Image: http://www.sheknows.com/

Farewell, body puffs! Adieu, callous scrapers! Goodbye, washcloths! Au revoir, salty oily rubbing t… Read full post »

JULY 31, 2009 2:38PM

First Meme...Then What?

 

madmen_widescreen

 

 OMG! I look JUST LIKE ME!

1. Who was your FIRST prom date? Joe was my first and only prom date, although we went two years in a row. The second time he drove his dark, broody, skinny, high-cheekboned self all the way up to Illinois… Read full post »

 poutingprincess

Photo: Superstock.com

You people are killing me. You! You Foodies! You with your cupcakes and bacon-baked eggs and spices and restaurant food photos and San Francisco Liberal Dinner Parties that I neither recall being invited to nor enabled to observe vicariously via live webc/… Read full post »

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JULY 24, 2009 2:40PM

Racist Assholes I Have Known

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Image: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/

So, yawannaknow what it takes for me to bother to figure out how to unfriend somebody on Facebook?

It ain't easy.

No, kittens, it's OK. Feel free to repeat FOX News talking points and blather on about socialism and commies and how this country's turnin… Read full post »