Great neighborhood, near sun! Lots of beachfront property!
- Continents 4, 5, 6, or 7 (depends on who’s counting)
- Oceans 1, 3, 4, or 5 (depends on who’s counting)
- Existing Occupants Human: 6.74 billion (Nov. 2008) [1] (Also some animals, plants, protazoa, bacteria, molds, yeasts, viruses…)
- Future Human Occupancy 7 billion by 2013; 9.2 billion[2] by 2050
- Owned By* All habitable units but 1 (in Antarctica) owned and occupied by 201 “countries”
*(Ownership disputes tend to be lengthy and explosive)
I’m sure I’m not the first person to postulate that we, the human race are in fact the worst renters in the known universe. We are those people.
- The ones who move into a home somebody else owns, who have no particular reason to treat it kindly (or even think about the notion of “treating it kindly"), and so proceed to shred the place.
- The ones who punch holes in the wall, let the toilet overflow without mopping up, let a loose screw become a broken cabinet, tear up the wallpaper, and spill many kinds of liquids, including bodily fluids, on the carpet.
- The ones who think nothing of putting a broken-down car on blocks in the front yard, never mowing the lawn, filling up the porch with bags of rotting garbage (dude, I wasn’t up early enough to haul it to the curb to get collected, man!), having loud drunken parties with their shiftless, filthy friends.
- The ones who never pick up the dogshit or empty the cat box.
Wait.
Actually, no—come to think of it, we don’t even pay rent.
We essentially just flopped here, and now we’re chopping up the floor and furniture and the walls to burn those for heat.
We’re Squatters
Here: This is fun. The history of the planet, using a roll of toilet paper as the timeline.
Source: www.worsleyschool.net/science/files/toiletpaper/history.html
Huh...
So, essentially, we humans crawled out of the slime onto dry land a few squares ago. We grew some legs and arms a few squares later. We stood up on those legs (and started using the arms to club each other over the head with sticks and rocks) just a millimeter ago.
Then, a mere couple hundred years ago (kids, that’s just two or three cotton-soft fibers in toilet-paper time) mechanical super-geniuses invented The Industrial Revolution and modern medicine at the same time!
Since then? Quicker than you can say “The smell of burning fossil fuels must make us wanna reproduce like rabbits,” we started to make a whole lot more of us.
Looks Like The Stock Market, 2001-Sept. 2008, Doesn't It?
And we all know how that's turned out.
So, here’s where we are, at least as I see it.
- Our flophouse is currently in a desperate state of disrepair.
- The floorboards are mostly gone (we’ve burned them). There aren’t many more where those came from.
- The walls have just about as many holes as we can make without bringing the roof down on our heads.
- The water’s about to be shut off.
- We’re awash in mouths to feed (even though we often don't feed them, and aren't particularly concerned that apparently 64,000 people starve to death every day)
- Once the remaining mouths grow up, they’re going to start rubbing their naughty bits together and making even more mouths to feed…
And we have nowhere else to go.
(If I were the owner of this property, by the way, I’d be mightily pissed. Would those who believe in The Great Cosmic Property Owner please start working on what exactly we’re going to say if He ever comes around to check up on the place?)
Which brings me, in a roundabout way, finally, to the big question.
Sustainability.
I don’t know about you, but to me, this whole picture looks unsustainable.
I mean, sure, we can (actually, we must) develop viable renewable options for human energy demands (because, if we don’t, we’re dead. Literally dead. At least, a few tens of millions of us will be). The number of humans on the planet create an unimaginable demand for clean water, nutritious food*, and the minimal protections of clothing and shelter. (That comes way before things like cars, paperclips, iPods, and flat-screen High-Def TVs, mind you).
We need energy for all those things.
Non-Renewable Energy Resources
- Fossil fuels (mineral oils, burnable minerals, natural gas, nuclear fuel)
- Plant oils
- Animal fats (I know, eyuwww--but, well, it’s true)
- Solar energy
- Wind energy
- Geothermal energy
- Oceanic wave energy
And yeah, it’d be sort of cool to figure out a way to move ourselves from one place to another (an activity humans seem to do a lot of) in vehicles powered by the sun, or electricity generated by wind farms.
But it seems to me the problem is still there.
We’re still squatters in a flophouse
Even if we were to be able to wave a magic wand and instantly produce enough clean energy for agriculture and water treatment plants and basic sanitation systems in every area of occupied Earth, we’d still have a problem.
- We’re still not paying rent (i.e., engaging in a fair bit of maintenance and upkeep around the place).
- We’re still treating our only home as something to use up and throw away.
- We’re still breeding like vermin in a garbage dump.
- We’re still ripping giant holes in the ground to dig out rocks that we can melt to make into things like cars and iPods and flat-screen LCD TVs.
- Alternatively, we’re digging out rocks so we can cut them up and polish them to make sparkly things that some of us, for some reason, like to wear.
- We give and withhold food, water, shelter, and clothing to/from each other based on little bits of paper that used to symbolize some of the rocks dug up from the ground. (Nowadays they symbolize something far less tangible.)
- The current system by which we give and withhold food, water, shelter, and/or clothing from each other requires us to engage in all of the above, in order to "buy” and “sell.”
- While I wrote that last sentence, another 20,000 people rubbed their naughty bits together and conceived a new mouth to feed.
- We tend to kill each other over food, water, shelter, clothing, and arguments about what the Landlord’s name is, what he looked like the last time anybody saw him, and what he said about The Rules. Not that anybody would follow them anyway.
My Disturbing Conclusion: We, the human population of the third planet from the sun in this particular solar system, appear to be, in the long run, catastrophically unsustainable.
Bummer.

POSTSCRIPT (But Seriously, Folks): In other words, my short answer to the sponsor's question is, "There is no one issue that is 'most important.' There are a host of interlocking issues that make up "sustainability" and to address them piecemeal = Massive Failure.
Were I to be appointed Sustainability Czar, I would push for three global initiatives to tackle the following issues in tandem: 1) Reneweable energy, 2) Overpropagation, and 3) Carrying Capacity."
Ultimately, though, basing human society on monetized manufacturing and consumption will probably be the death of us, because it incentivizes self-destructive habits in re: our planetary home, rewards selfishness, punishes altruism, and privileges tribalism (which will probably be the other death of us).


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And all we do while here on earth is fight over the land that other people inhabit...Lest we forget this.
This is a masterpiece and I dare say will be hard to beat.
Admired, greatly.
Greg
Which figures.
We're all doomed.
nicely put....and sadly true. the odds are long at this point for a lot of us on this planet.
There are just too many people. We can't support the people we have now. Add another 2 billion?! forget about it.
Honey, I know it's easy to get confused with all these new fandangled scientific facts to ease Satan's way to your immortal soul, but I'm here to tell you that you don't need to worry about it.
First of all your timing is waaaayyy off. I can see that the problem may be that you're using the double roll, so I'll forgive that.
Second of all, and I know that once you hear this the whole dinosaur thing will make more sense. Lucifer planted those big bones in the dirt so people would believe in them. Why he did it, I'm not exactly sure, but I no god didn't create no dinosaurs.
And third, what do you mean we have nowhere to go. Man inherited the Earth from god and one day if you're good and go to church and get saved and never have an abortion and buy a gun and read the purpose driven life and stay away from those damned homosexuals and vote republican and watch fox news the good lord baby Jesus is gonna destroy this trash heap anyway and make us a whole new world just like in the disney song.
Now stop thinking so much, sweetie. You know it only makes Satan do the happy dance.
[you're so sweet, Greg. I did go back and correct the tag so I could accept T&Cs]
I have this discussion with my non-majors bio students... if we're animals and subject to the same rules of nature as any other animal, why are there so many more of US than there are other animals?
Yes, man has changed the rules... birth control keeps us from having too many babies (but who's to say how many is too many? how do you tell someone NOT to have any more kids?); on the other hand, fertility docs help couples who are challenged in that arena have babies (but maybe they shouldn't? who's to say? should they be denied?); medicine keeps people alive that maybe shouldn't (but who's going to deny grandma her insulin?); cities give us food and clean water and shelter, therefore we don't have to compete for resources (but doesn't that just mean there are other selective pressures working on us?)... doesn't this seem a little messed up?
My conclusion is that nature always wins. Always. When the pendulum swings too far one direction... there has to be a correction. We (humankind) has pushed things WAY too far to one side. There's a big correction due... and it's not going to be nice for us.
I'm not sure whether or not to hope that when the neighbors call the cops, we're not around to take the heat....
Sheldon--you're right. I don't want a Lexus anyway. It'd probably just be big and beautiful and comfortable and not nearly as noisy as my Miata. :-D And I'd feel guilty every time I set foot on its plush carpeting, hypocrite that I am.
Michael R.--have you seen "The Future of Food"? If not, get ready for a whole new cold-water-bath of We'reScrewed-dom.
Geoff: Who's this Malthus person?
SciChick: Exactly.
If you subscribe to the Gaia hypothesis (that the entire planet/biosphere is one great big organism), we're definitely playing the role of cancer.
Question: When we apes are all dead, will Trolls take over what's left??
Try watching "Crude Awakening: The Coming Oil Crash". We're way more fucked than anyone thinks. You can read the short version in Matthew, chapter 24 if you want.
(Good piece tho..really.)
Love your tags. Let's do lunch.
I'm impressed girl!
This is great work.
The moral of the post actually suits me fine. I will continue doing what I was doing: partying.
(Zero billion by 2100, perhaps sooner, when we're forceably evicted by the landlord, prematurely terminating our lease, for all the other reasons you mentioned.)
Another bump for the stream.
Thought about this piece for a long time after reading it.
This is a very important message, with a very clever delivery.
Hope it gets lots more attention.
m. a.h., pass a martini this way, please!
Everybody else, thanks for dropping in and commenting. It's not the most chirpy post, so I do appreciate your sticking with it to the end.
Do Ya reject old geezers who walk the rural boondocks countryside with salt and pepper shaker, loosened, pilfered ingredients, oh, okay,
Or, so to be asking more honestly, it's stolen seasonings from urban soup line 5-star eateries?
It's loose 'stuff' hid in de sock.
Ya, a photo? I'd stuff it safely?
I'd pickpocket lawyers? Ya photo?
May I cut the photo on OS & save?
The world is gonna gasp.
Ugh, good read.
People need to be Be little.
Room is running out. Figure.
Children know. Adults Learn?
No. Possums remain 6-pounds.
Or, People will be creamed spam.
Ugh. Scram & Go.
Go cook a shoo-pie.
Yikes. okay.
He lives in San Diego. He's the pop flopper.
Honest. He flopped a steel pot on a grenade.
Nixon awarded Baca a Medal of Honor ref:`!
Baca was drafted and I met Baca Pot Flopper?
He from the `Nam & San Diego. Gargle Baca?
He's the salt of the earth, but a bit very looney.
At former pageant party gala's this week,
No wear a white dress with a baby diaper.
Or, I mean:` A male must not use a diaper.
No use the dirty baby diaper for a kleenex.
pbs did: www.valor/hero-blip:`John Baca.
Or, at a Halloween Party.
It's as fun as kindergarden.
We hold hands with angels.
Or, we choose the monster?
Well. Pretend to walk-hand
in hand, and marathon kiss?
Maybe be safe and chew toe?
Chew? Ya own dirty toe nails.
No use Barack Obama pants.
I mean: No wipe shoes. Dance.
No take diapers to Inaugurals.
Shine shoes? Use dirty tissues.
Carry corncobs to sock hop ball?
Dance on Capital Hill? 'Um hog?
'Um yodel as bad as 'um comment.
No go on a wild duck chase. Ignore.
Totally. Excellent. Post.
Who can not resist eating a whole box?
Walt Whitman said:`Chew candy? No?
He was not the medic who was a dentist.
Law Offices ? Worst than a Orthodontist.
Orthodontist call lawyers to borrow a tie.
Then an attorney pretends to act crooked?
No. 'Um crooked and worst than buck tooth.
Lawyers beg for free laundry soap. Use paste.
Lawyer use sperm tooth paste in a diaphragm?
No? Oops. Farmers dog -ear 'Finnegan's Wake.'
No? Oops. Lawyers look in phone book for Shrink.
It's a pun. Go with buns to a parties in a green gown.
Be nice. Adorn a dimple smile. Count all the shrinks.
I love to count the Beautiful Folk Not in yellow pages.
No believe the put-downers. Take with a grain of salt.
Ego vs. altruism. Good Folk. Pot Luck. Yes, Mommas.
I's not being nasty.
Friday is pizza day.
Pie on my pajamas.
Dough for a cleaner?
DoJ' hard evidence?
Laws make shamble?
Manmade law craps?
I'm a positive skeptic.
Poodle wag tail? Bye.
Folks say:`STHU. Ay!
Or, face a sure delete!
I wonder? If grouches shine shoes with?
Use a lawyer
tie,
Or.
a baby diaper?
Blow nose with a tie?
No. Give to a lawyer?
'Um can chews all day.
Gnaw tie & dirty sock?
Buy condoms to read?
Use baby pacifier too.
I wonder? If grouches shine shoes with?
Use a lawyer
tie,
Or.
a baby diaper?
Blow nose with a tie?
No. Give to a lawyer?
'Um can chews all day.
Gnaw tie & dirty sock?
Buy condoms to read?
Use baby pacifier too.
This should win the Lexus prize, which I *would* say should be a Lexus and not $200, but then we have that problem with it requiring nonrenewable energy to run.
Imagine, in the toilet paper roll of history, TV has only been here for what? 50-60 years? Cars? Around 100?
It's just inconceivable to me that there hasn't been, and probably won't be an awakening of this planet's "collective unconscious", that we might somehow emerge from these dark age's, and enter a new global renaissance.
You're right....it is hopeless.
But the good news is: one thing leads to another and before you know it we're all dead. Cheers!
Talking bout what I now recognize as the Lexus Technology brand town hall brand . . . .
Showing how badly I pay attention and what a bad capitalist I am. . .no wonder I'm unemployed. . .hmm better write something businessy when the fun stops tomorrow. . .off to watch the parade!