MiddleAgedWomanBlogging has a great big heart. Freaky Troll, it seems, is due for a new home--or the ape needs a new purse. It's one of those things.
Now, I don't know about you, but when stylish women trolls need a new purse (the way the desert needs the rain), they certainly do NOT merely schlep into the nearest Marshall's and browse last season's discounted styles. Last season!? Quel horreur!
No, the well homed troll requires a home of refinement. A home that screams "I have TASTE and MONEY TO BURN!" A home that rents for approximately 1/2 of real, actual rent.
And so I present to you, all courtesy of avelle.com (a rental service specialising in high-end purses, sunglasses, and other ridiculously overpriced fashionable accessories), contenders for Freaky's next home.
LOOKIT! LOOKIT! It's a nice understated hobo bag, and it's going for the low, low price of $450 a month! Certainly the ape could afford to cough that up. This is super fab cute.
Then again, there's this pretty little number, and it SO goes with Freaky's hair. Plus, you know. Sparklies match her tiara.
But maybe Freaky's feeling the urge to play with contrast.
A troll inside a fairy! That would certainly make a statement.
And at only $600/week, I think it's s a statement well worth making.
A Louis Vuitton!? In her very own haircolor? Aw, Deven, you shouldn't have! (No, really. You shouldn't.)
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How stupid is that - renting a freakin' purse? Bizarre. But, Freaky would look fabulous in any one of those. And you know there won't be any sticky candy in the bottom of those!
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Do women actually own these?
The ape is muttering something about her first car payment being lower.
For Freaky, I'd go with the Moschino.
And "renting" a purse? Really? Who does that?
crazy that people actually rent those things, isnt it?
Haven't had lunch yet.
That chocolate bag made me salivate. Literally.
I was afraid to look up retail on these purses, y'all, but I'm betting it's at least 4-10 times the quarterly rental.
Freaky, I heard the ape's muttering. Must be catching. I muttered the same thing doing this post!
We'll need to set up a non-profit charity org that can keep Freaky in Fendi. We can call it the OS FnF - because we know that putting Fn anything in the title gets clicks.
But I'll have one of each please..oh maybe a couple more of the melting chocolate ones for friends.