Verbal Remedy AKA Denise
- Location
- Del Mar, California, The One That's In A State Of Steep Decline
- Birthday
- January 18
- Title
- Columnist, http://www.doesthismakesense.com
- Company
- Much preferred to the alternative.
- Bio
- Born. Grew up. Kept growing up. Started growing older. Still at both the growing up and growing older. Stay tuned.
MY RECENT POSTS
- $40
December 21, 2011 05:20PM - It's Almost Bank Switch Day.
Will You Do It?
November 03, 2011 12:26PM - Irreconcilable Differences
July 24, 2011 03:27PM - Scared Witless
March 04, 2011 12:42AM - Hipsta-Blogging Green Chile
Sauce
December 06, 2010 10:24PM
MY RECENT COMMENTS
- “Hey, my annoying dead
brother is 42...jealous yet?
{Wry
Smile}
This was
a great pi…”
May 21, 2012 12:54PM - “Take it to the Butt Bug
thread.
(Oh, wait,
that was, like, six social
networks ag…”
May 11, 2012 12:03PM - “So glad to know the rest
of your trip was as good as
the
beginning of it.
:-)”
May 06, 2012 12:27AM - “[The thing you did. Not
this piece.]”
March 08, 2012 05:51PM - “I knew you'd knock this
out of the park with grace and
wit,
my friend. Thank
you.…”
March 08, 2012 05:50PM
Verbal Remedy AKA Denise's Links
- Just For Fun(ny)
- Uh-Oh. Skin Mice.
- Your Dating Profile EXHAUSTS Me
- I Don't Care What You Paid: It's Worth Crap Now
- Somebody Tell Me Why I'm Doing This 5K, Please?
- Dangerous Shoes! Be Afraid! Be Very Afraid!
- Did a German Pope Just Call For a "New World Order?!"
- Illiteracy on Craigslist
- Shaving The Cat (Not a Euphemism)
- My Boss Tries To Be Helpful...
- NO. You, Coworker, Cannot be my Facebook Friend.
- Bless Me Father, For I Have Sinned
- Liquor Cabinet Mysteries
- A Great Online Bra Finder
- I'll Show You Mine if You Show Me Yours (My Virtual Model)
- The Five-Paragraph Essay Must DIE
- The Animal Goes Mad (Dog+ Amorous Raccoons.)
- Waking Me Up (Not A Pretty Sight)
- Dude. I Think I Wrote This Snopes Thing.
- Happy Weirdness To All
- Sexy! Naked! Collared!
- Life's Little Indulgences
- Opinionated Much?
- How To Make Shit Up And Get The Media To Talk About You: Faking "Studies" 101
- My Living Will, Such As It Is (Feel Free To Copy)
- Racist Assholes I Have Known
- Personal Ad Tips (For Guys)
- For Rent: One Planet (Slightly Used)
- Human Civilization 2.0 (or, we're so screwed)
- The Future of Transportation (?)
- COBRA Extensions and the Stimulus
- Ban Marriage!
- Now Will You Give Your Kids Their Damned Shots?
- Personal/Memoir
- When You Don't Hate Your Ex...
- On My Brother's 40th Birthday
- Video Tour of The Momdominium
- Racist Assholes I Have Known
- Tarot Decks and A Reading By Liz
- A Tale of Two Mothers
- Gutpunched (On Alcoholism and Addiction)
- Things I Do Not Believe In (Atheism)
- Confessions of a Grasshopper (Why I Don't Save)
- Shattered (101-Word True Story)
- My Worst Job (Told by the Chicago Tribune)
- Picky, Picky, Picky (Trichotillomania)
- Patterns (High School Theatre)
- So, How Many Sex Offenders Do You Know? (Creepy Map of Hometown)
- Tracks (Growing Up Working Class In A Small Town)
- Seeing My Father Tonight (Adoption Reunion)
- I Have This Friend... (Genetics and Alzheimer's Disease)
- The Last Days (Leaving an Alcoholic Relationship)
- You'll Change Your Mind (Childfree-ness)
- Food Posts
- A Dirge for Gourmet Magazine
- Golden Beets and Garlic Kale
- Chile Hot Chocolate Surprise
- Pumpkin Gnocchi
- The Amazing SFESGDM Diet!
- Taffy Apples (Dad's Recipe)
- "Oh, I Can't Cook..."
- My Last Supper Requests
- Cabbage, Cabbage Everywhere
- Cooking & Gadgets
- On Idiots @ Epicurious
- Community Supported Agriculture
- Entertainment
- Eddie Izzard Iz Running 30 Marathons...In A Row
- Rick Springfield: Still Impossibly Hot
- Mandy Patinkin SINGS!
- Literal Music Videos
- 70s Toy Commercials
- Susan Boyle's Idol, Elaine Paige
- Screw Thumbs. Try this Movie Rating System.
- Rufus Wainwright is a GOD
- "Sugar" and "Sleep Dealer": Released Now, Worth Your Time
- Goodnight, Sweet Lorne (Andy Hallett Dies)
- Me First And The Gimme Gimmes RULE!
- Why I Hate Seth Meyers (Mostly)
- Natasha Richardson is Brain-Dead!?
- What Remains
- I.O.U.S.A.
- What The BLEEP Do We Know?
- Ten Cheesy Films You Should See
- A Chapman Stick Artist
- Blade Runner: Perfection
- Archive of OS Games/Memes
- No Words (Photographs posted upon hearing about Dakini Dancer)
- Zumalicious's Cliche Fiction Challenge
- My Naked Face (With Dog)
- 6 Pretty Things for Susan
- I Never...
- 101 Words
- So, What's Your Porn Name?
- 25 Things
- 100-Word Autobiography
- For Sale Baby Shoes Never Worn
- A Poem for Feathered Thing
- The Spikenard-Bronwyn Challenge
- Editor’s Pick
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- 144 Comments
Racist Assholes I Have Known
JULY 24, 2009 2:40PM EDT
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- 5645 Views
- 92 Comments
Tracks
FEBRUARY 28, 2009 7:07PM EST
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- 7029 Views
- 85 Comments
The Last Days
MARCH 19, 2009 7:20PM EDT
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- 5522 Views
- 86 Comments
On My Brother's 40th Birthday
NOVEMBER 30, 2009 2:23PM EST
- 12186 Views
- 106 Comments
You know what? You can bite me.
APRIL 2, 2009 3:13PM EDT
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- 8635 Views
- 94 Comments
We Could Always Try This Again
AUGUST 27, 2010 3:07PM EDT
- 6009 Views
- 99 Comments
Don't Let Flouncing Make Your Ass Look Big!
APRIL 8, 2009 5:56PM EDT
- 7481 Views
- 112 Comments
Come Bra-Shopping With Me
MAY 4, 2009 2:30PM EDT
- 9681 Views
- 94 Comments
You'll Change Your Mind
MARCH 25, 2009 6:02PM EDT
- 3741 Views
- 97 Comments
What Part of "Recipe" Do You Not Comprehend?
JANUARY 12, 2009 1:54PM EST
- 49563 Views
- 138 Comments
NOW Will You Finally Give Your Kids Their Damned SHOTS?
FEBRUARY 12, 2009 12:58PM EST
- 4039 Views
- 84 Comments
Bless me, Father, For I Have Sinned
MAY 18, 2009 8:59PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 4330 Views
- 83 Comments
I Get Tired Just Reading Your Personal Ad
OCTOBER 20, 2009 3:06PM EDT
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- 4741 Views
- 80 Comments
I don't care what you paid for it; it's worth crap now.
OCTOBER 22, 2009 4:45PM EDT
- 7161 Views
- 100 Comments
"Oh, I Can't Cook..."
APRIL 27, 2009 4:34PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 4833 Views
- 94 Comments
You'll Have To Pry My Underwire From My Cold, Dead Ribcage
NOVEMBER 23, 2010 7:07PM EST
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- 26452 Views
- 97 Comments
Shaving Somebody Else's...Kitty
JUNE 28, 2009 5:46PM EDT
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- 8618 Views
- 118 Comments
Good luck selling that "refridgerator"
JULY 10, 2009 5:36PM EDT
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- 10325 Views
- 93 Comments
How I Lost 17 Lbs. Without Even Trying
JULY 2, 2009 1:59PM EDT
- 5860 Views
- 82 Comments
Dear Colleague: No, You Cannot Be My Friend
JUNE 11, 2009 4:21PM EDT
- Editor’s Pick
- 6664 Views
- 82 Comments
Grandma's 5 Tips To Save Hundred$ Each Year
MARCH 24, 2010 12:34PM EDT
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- 3506 Views
- 86 Comments
Oh No! People Might Read This!
JULY 29, 2010 8:06PM EDT
- 5853 Views
- 56 Comments
Gutpunched
AUGUST 9, 2008 12:17PM EDT
- 2711 Views
- 77 Comments
How To Write For The Web (including OS)
JANUARY 22, 2009 6:59PM EST
- 6378 Views
- 102 Comments
How To Write Very, Very Badly
APRIL 15, 2009 11:54AM EDT
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